Random Holidays Poems (355)

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Here's sending
all you beautiful people,
the very best to finish this
year, while i also take this
opportunity, to wish you
all health,happiness
and prosperity,
for 2012
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He lived long ago
He stood about fifteen feet tall
He had a pumpkin for a head
His body was the color of dead pumpkin vines
He lived in a castle
It was surrounded by a moat
The moat was filled with the bones of boys and girls
The king was so afraid he had the giant shakes
So did most of the people in the kingdom
A simple potato farmer was gathering potatoes
His son was helping too
Though he was so fat he had to roll to get around
All of a sudden the pumpkin giant came for the boy
The farmer threw a potato and it lodged in the giant's throat
The Pumpkin Giant choked to death
The head was cut off and made into a play thing for the boy
He broke it one day and the following spring
Pumpkin Giant heads appeared by the hundreds all over his field
None opened their mouths
The farmer had nothing to feed his family
So the son in desperation ate some of the giant head
It was delicious
The mother made some into pumpkin pies
The king smelled the pies as he happened by
He had some after his knights tried it first to be sure it was safe
He knighted the farmer on the spot for killing the Pumpkin Giant
The farmer's son ended up marrying the daughter
And they all lived happily ever after

That time will soon be right,
for some of us and maybe more,
pack that lotion ready for the flight,
for the location with Sun that we all adore,

Sitting here in miserable weather,
cold and damp makes you want to explore,
wrapped up in that eider feather,
dust off those blues lets head for the door,

Feeling the suns warmth ray,
walking across those silken sands,
looking across that beautiful bay,
if in luck maybe hold someones hands,

Dreams of such make a daydreaming day,
especially when looking at the snow and ice,
hoping your health stays together you pray,
Oh its` so cold now maybe I will go twice.

1. Get my weight to 165 pounds
2. Quit my crappy job and find a job I love
3. Live in a house
4. Visit another country in Europe or Asia
5. Get a hole in one in golf
6. Juggle in a parade
7. Forgive people, especially myself
8. Get an electric bicycle
9. Learn how to play the violin, piano, guitar
10. Solve world hunger
11. Make health care free
12. Go to Mars
13. Rid the world of war
14. Make a minimum wage worldwide so workers can live comfortably
15. Rid the schools of bullying
16. Make cops friendly
17. Change the laws so most prisoners are freed except the bad ones
18. Stop cruelty to animals
19. End lonliness
20. Treat all people with dignity and respect

Hello, my name is Terrance the Turkey
Can you do me a huge favor?
Please don't have turkey this Thanksgiving
I don't want to wake up Thanksgiving morning
With my head cut off and stuffing shoved up my butt
There are a lot of great alternatives
Ham is a good choice
For all you hunters out there
Vension is a great choice
Steak is always a winner with friends and family
For all you vegetarians out there
They make a fake turkey called tofurkey
Made entirely out of soybeans and other nonmeat additives
As far as pumpkin pie
It does contain eggs
I'm ok with that
They're chicken eggs!

New Year’s Bells Ringing “Happy New Year”

Tis the Ringing of the New Year’s Bells

It’s time to see the old one passing bye

Tolling out the old year and pealing in the new

Wishing Poets & Friends on Connecticut Singles

“A Happy New Years Season”

And farewell to the old one’s end!

Happy New Year!

JimEee

Just wondering what the new year's will bring us>>>>>>>
I just wish all a very HAPPY NEW'S YEAR'S>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Some watch the game on television>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Others listen to music and shared the momment of a New Year's>>

2012 starting out with laughter as it is a new year>>>>>>>>>
Friends were celebrating as we go into a New Year together>>

Dressed up and shouting Happy New Year's 2012>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Clubs open up late individules playing the flutes>>>>>>>>>>>

It is another year to begin and many come and many go>>>>>>>
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Christmas Eve shopping

Christmas shopping and arms are dropping
Bags are splitting, wish I was sitting
Few more to get and then I’ll be set
Why do I leave it until the last minute
And then I start to get on with it
Because I am a man and I think I can
Take off my hat; women have got it off pat
January the first starts their Christmas burst
Next year I will do it all different
No, that’s just lame; I know I will do the same
Because I am a man and I think I can

Carved my three pumpkins
T-rex, Princess Leia, and Alien
Now I am going golfing around 11:30
#6 has a grave yard to the left of the fair way
If you hit one in you leave it
Then around 3:30 I leave for my mom's
I call it the Snake Pit
This may be the last year there for Trick or Treating
I got a call from my sister saying she wants to put mom in a home
Mom has dementia as well as a grandson who has drained her savings
There is nothing left to pay the bills
I turned them down when they asked me for money
I had already paid a third of my Dad's funeral which was about three grand
So will she let me stay and give out candy or send me packing?
All I can do is try
Try once again to survive The Snake Pit!

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
How your paths have enlightened me
You were just a seed to one day sprout
Then take me to higher places without a doubt
I saw you all alone, but standing tough
So I brought you here and I lit you up
You kept me in spirit all these lonely nights
With your star above always shining bright
Filling me with beauty beyond our skies
Into greener planes and Northern Lights
Bringing Christmas joy into my home
That soon will fill with cheerful tone
But for now we'll go back inside
Because my family just arrived
And when they put their gifts beneath that other tree
Just remember it will always be only you and me

Merry ChristmaKwanzukkah

~ JJF~