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online now!But it was fun while it lasted!
online now!Senryu too!
I'm glad that I did,
but what a suprise!!!!!
online now!When your number is up!
online today!missed kiss
head turned to see something new
result: a missed kiss
About this poem:
senryu (5-7-5)not half haiku
online now!irish words
online now!WHAT?
Well I just cant,,, I cant ,,,OMG OMG OMG, I cant believe you dont know, LOL, BTW,I REALLY need a new Iphone by 2nite, BC THIS phone is sooooooo old,, I know it works perfectly,,, but OMG, it is sooooooooooooo old, the new iphone is only ten gizellion million,,, FWIW, I half cleaned my room last month, and ICYMI I even took some of my own trash out!,,, well TGIF , and, TBH and TBF, well right now, I just want to TTYL, OK?
Hemmm,,, yep,, OK?????????????????????????
online now!Nothing
So!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it's all or nothing then?
A Northumbrian Prayer
whos art has been stolen
righteous be thy name
Bernaccia will become
our kingdom and will be done
in Berwick as it is in Hebburn
Give us this day
our daily stotty
forgive us our drinking
as we forgive those who drink with us
Lead us not to the South
so as to deliver us from evil
Bernaccia is our kingdom
with pride in this story
and never shall we haver
Amen
About this poem:
Light hearted banter.
All we need is love)))
Yes. Give it to me...
First I would like to ask ...
Any question.
Suppose I knock on your door
I'll let you in.
And if I will cheat on you?
I will forgive .
And if I tell you: die! ..
I will die.
And if there will be a pain?
I will accept it
And if there appears a wall between us?
I will break it.
Still want me to give you my love?
Yes, give it to me
This will never happen!
Why?!
Because I do not need a slave))))
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