Most Commented Food Poems (148)

For breakfast, I had some toast and jam
For lunch I had some beans
For dinner I had some roast beef
For tea I had some cheese
For supper I had a light snack
And then I laid down on my back
To dream of all the food in my tum
It tasted great, it was yum.

(yes, I done writed a song what goes with this)

McDonald's is the place for me, I wear a paper hat!
I wear a silly uniform and man the french-fry vat!
My face full of zits because the air is full of grease,
And the food they serve has made me very fat! Oh,

McDonald's is the place for me, I wear a cute name-tag!
I wear a silly hair-net and the girls think I'm a fag!
My plumbing's full of plaque, one day my heart it will explode,
And my manager's a geeky, four-eyed nag! Oh,

McDonald's is the place for me, it doesn't pay the rent!
I dropped out `cause of poverty that takes my every cent!
My nerves are shot because I see the writing on the wall,
And my rent's past due, I am about to lose my a-part-ment! Oh,

McDonald's is the place for me, I bought a frickin' gun,
With my rent money, ho-ho hee-hee, I'll kill `em every one!
It's kinda sad that in-no-cents will die in the cross-fire,
But how can you tell when life is hell who is the guilty one! Oh,

McDonald's is the place for me, I didn't fire a shot!
Some rat-faced spy was on to me, and now I'm frickin' caught!
They're carting me off in the white bus, but on the bright side . . .
The rent is free where they'll send me, and I like that a lot! Oh,

McDonalds was the place for me, until I went McNuts!
McNurses and McDoctors can't McFigure my McRuts!
But I don't care because McMeals are all McFree my friend,
Don't McGrieve for me, the rent is free, I am a McHappy Putz!

Steel glints autumn sun
Golden harvest gathering
This year no hunger

A new face in a new place
I look with timid eyes
Everyone watcing curiosly
Here there are no lies

Friends come quick
Rush to say hello
Smiling and lauhging
Only better this can go

A different life
I can excell
A new place
I know so well

I make a clan
With one near
In this place
Nothing I fear

Paula (age 4)

Paula Lee, Interlectual potential
If you don't read her books well
She can tell
If you leave out the essential.

Paula (age 8)

Gentle eyes and a loving smile
With listening ears all the while
A love for books that surpass all things
Jewellery, lollies and diamond rings.
Perhaps she'd fast and pray one day
For more books to come her way.
Books on Archie, the Bible and Media
Books on Jokes, Teaching and Encyclopedias
Always jotting down things to remember
Right from January to December.
Bits of paper scattered wherever able
From cieling to floor to kitchen table.
Ever important for her game
With visions of a teaching Fame.

you left without saying goodbye and now i hope your up there in the big goldfish bowl in the sky.tonight i think that i"ll have fishfingers for my tea followed by a swissroll while my tears fill up your empty goldfish bowl !

in my frying pan go the butter for lots of tasting soup
in go my onions sweating in my frying pan
in i put my mushrooms now theres not much room in my frying pan
a bit of salt and pepper as i quickly stir

in i put some soya sauce into my pan ,very saucy of course dark is the best
in the pan i put two small hand fulls of rice or pearl barley of course
in the pan i put an oxo or lovely bovril cube to add more flaver of course
more salt and pepper and not least of all more soya sauce

into this i put my cooked onions and mushrooms
then it is all topped up with water of course
i bring this all to a lovley boil then simmer for half and hour
while i hover and put the house straight again
i look forward to my reward my lovely soup of course which is made in no time at all

Ill at ease?
Life's complex, a tease

sweet frames of strains
spore prints and stains
Im like a mycological Jesse James

A Saccharomyces enigma
Craic'n'whisky
millin grains

CupcakeS all sweet and yummy, fresh baked from the oven
with sweet smooth frosting oh so yummy it is to eat...

some like it with chocolate frosting
then others like it as it is.....

It is hard to make a mistake,
When there are so many kinds to make
And different ways to decorate,
And lots of places to take
But be careful so they do not break
And you wont have to remake
Then you can partake
Without giving yourself a headache

that is why my favorite desert is cupcakes.

the vanilla flavor it is of the taste for the liking it
is the cupcake we love to eat.....

My favorite desert is cupcakes
They are so much fun to bake