Most Commented Food Poems (148)

The sign outside the diner said
"with our world-famous chicken"
imagining heels, cane, and top hat
singin', dancin' like the dickins

Coming out of her cool bath
she patted down and powdered
then she got fired up spicy
dipped battered dusted floured

Her pan-tomime was crisp
her personality a bubblin'
until she's simmerin' juicy
with her top all uncoverin'

Remember that famous chick 'n'
the bit that hot hen did
without a leg to stand on
saucy whence on tongue she slid

A full-feathered fan dancer
she laid it all out before me
did a duet with ol' Texas Pete
as good to taste as is to see

I can't tell you no lies
I love her taste, her savoir-faire
she's really got some tasty thighs
for this man's hungered love affair

© agoodguy2have 2011-05-11

The chocolate bunnies
Comming
The men and woman and children are going to get fat
All the chocolate bunnies and eggs that they will consume

Lazy they will become
Lounging on their bums
Scoff all the choccy bunny eggggggs
Filling there tums


Get off that soffa you lazy bums
Switch off the teles
Head down to the gym
An hour on the tread mill
Will burn of some of that chocc bunny

But it won't make you slim
Lots and lots of visits to the gym may make you thin
But a wise old bird called my
Mum said to me one day

For heaven sake throw down that choccy that's the only way
More you open your gob the bigger you will become
So the moto is keep your gob shout if you want be slim

CRAZY...FRUIT OR VEGETABLE?
(c) Copyright 2009

Crazy?
Fruit or Vegetable?!
What would she taste like?
What would her many flavours be?
And who would take a bite?
I'm a crazy onion
Many layers to reveal
The deeper that you delve inside
As Crazy's onion's peeled
I'm a crazy carrot
I can mend your sight for you
I can open up your eyes
Help heal your minds sight too
I'm a crazy beetroot
With intensity of color
But my creative juices leave a stain
Like crazy's of no other
I'm a crazy lemon
With the lemon flower so sweet
But do not break me open
Sometimes a sour, bitter treat
I'm also a crazy orange
Delicious juices flowin'
Delectible creativeness
Our crazy is a showin'
I'm a crazy passionfruit
The passion fruit of love
Send tingles up and down your tongue
Gods necter from above
I'm a crazy apricot
Split me down the middle
Take a look now at my core
A very complex riddle
I'm a crazy cherry
luscious to ones hungry lips
Taste my deep rich redness
But watch out for cherry pips
I'm a crazy potato
Sometimes buried in the ground
Where darkness is the master
Beneath an earthen mound
I'm a crazy legume
Some would call a nut
Crack my shell right open
You'll see nuts and nothing but
I'm a crazy chili
So spicy and so hot
I can leave an aftertaste
That really hits the spot
I'm a crazy tomato
Blushing soft and delicate
Please dont squeeze or leave a bruise
Just sit me on your plate
I'm a crazy pumpkin
of certain evil traits
Which symbolizes halloween
For the next one i cant wait
I'm a crazy vegetable
Or a crazy juicy fruit
But this i can assure you
I'm a crazy absolute!
I'm a crazy garlic
I will take your breath away
I will leave such an impression
That you'll want me back someday
I'm a crazy kiwi fruit
covered in brown fuzz
But taste my very heart
And i will give your mouth a buzz
I'm a crazy apple
The original man's sin
Take one a day, keep doc away
Its tempting to begin
I'm a crazy parsnip
I have a bland and boring side
Sometimes i lose my flavour
On the plate, pushed to the side
I'm a crazy cabbage
For some, I just make wind
But thats ok cause even
Crazy's wind has got you pinned!
I'm a crazy pineapple
All prickly up the top
But oh taste my sweet soul
You'll never want to stop
I'm a crazy strawberry
A favourite fruit of choice
One taste of purest sweet delight
With creamy textured voice
I'm a crazy fruit salad
A blend of harmony
Different flavours delight
A taste treasure chest, you see
I'm a crazy vege melody
All tossed 'round in a bowl
All combined together
And its what makes crazy whole
I'm a crazy combination
A unique recipe
Take the time to taste my friends
Enjoy and you will see :)

Three things keep me arrested
heart with love,
the beautiful Agnes, ham
and eggplant with cheese.

This Agnes (lovers) is
me who had such power,
that made me hate
everything that was not Agnes.

Brought me brainless one year,
until once
she gave for picnic ham
and eggplant with cheese.

From Agnes was the first palm
but misjudged
between them which
have more part in my soul.

In taste, size and weight
I find it no distinction
I and Agnes, and ham,
and eggplant with cheese.

Agnes claims her beauty,
the ham is from Aracena
cheese and eggplant
the Spanish Antiquity.

And it is so subtle the choice
who tried without passion
all is one, Agnes, ham,
and eggplant with cheese.

At least this treatment
of these my new loves,
will make that Agnes
could sell their favors cheaper.

As will counterweight
if she don’t agree
a slice of ham
and eggplant with cheese.

Warm right out of momma's oven it is,

sweet and fresh the thing of the

season of fall ,and the aroma that

floats the air of green or yellow

some red it is all delicious put

into a crust and a sugar filling

~~~~~It is momma's APPLE PIE~~~~~
©breathless22

Into the pot of earth
I sow the seeds of life
I cover these seeds tenderly cover with more earth
I water generously

My seeds sown
I wait
I keep them moist
I read the instrutions to the letter

Sow from jan to july
My hot pepper seeds to sow
Keep them moist
Impatiently i wait to see signs of life

Nothing growing am in dispair
Waiting to see the first signs of life
Two weeks have past
Still no signs of leafy green


To my dismay I see the first sign of life
a green leaf and stalk
So happy am I
Germination has happened and my seed burst into life

This is work in progress will water consantly
Now that I know one day I will have peppers for my tea

Warm, soft, creamy body draped perfectly over the kitchen table,
dreamy eyes looking softly into his, two soft gentle hands holding the
glass bowl in place on top of her chest, warm melted ribbons of chocolate
poured into the bowl now glistened in a pool waiting.

He dipped his paintbrush into the chocolate and decided her full lips
needed to be decorated first, she moaned and tasted the sweet treat dripping from her lips into her mouth, when her lips where covered in a thick layer he placed the brush back in the bowl, and looking deep into her eyes he leaned in and licked her lips slowly making sure to get every drop, she shivered at the look in his eyes when he leaned back and picked up his brush.

she could not wait to see what he painted next.

I was never good at Chemistry and Physics
But finally I've learnt a bit of each
My pH level can make me crack or itch
And my weight grows inversely proportional
To the amount of affection I receive!

Out the back door I walk outside, the feathered cat lays in the shade, bin smells of fish, I really should empty it.

Uneaten grapes dried to nothing, vines need cutting now, Pear tree dead or sleeping?

Walk up the steps and open the gate, waterfalls greet me, purple bougainvillea bright in the sun, yellow rose’s home to a few wasps, kitten asleep in the fern.

Pool shimmers so inviting.

Its breakfast time.

BBQ grill fired up, scents of last time, garden shears open the Bacon, I’m lazy.
Bread starts to toast, smoky scent, and smoky taste.

Bacon sizzles, flames a bit, adds flavor to the toast above.

Tomato sliced on my note book, words fade in the juice, I’m still lazy.

Plate fetched, bacon and toast fresh off the grill, chili salt and lots of black pepper.

Breakfast is ready.

Coffee percolates next to the grill, its aroma mixed with the smoke and scented roses.

I eat, I drink, lip burns a bit, too much chili? Wish my neighbor would shut his dog up, its barking a figs or figments of its canine imagination...bad doggy...bad doggy

Breakfast is gone.

I wash the plate under the warm outside shower, soap on my feet, knife and fork done, should I trim the orange tree? I’m still a bit lazy.

Washing up is done, plates dried and shelved, ready for next time
Climb in the pool, refreshing my soul, saved a drowning wasp. Why?

Drying in the sun, Cigarette in hand, feel better now.....

Breakfast is done.

W-H-A-T ???
Manna Again ?
I MEAN
R-E-A-L-L-Y
How Many Ways
Can You Prepare
Manna ?