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See, I Can Do It Too! Let it not be said that I am ‘unteachable’ or that I cannot admit to my own mistakes....	1,357	54	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	May 5
The Female Anatomy I’m not very clued up on the female anatomy and I need some help to clarify two female terms. Some time ago there was a shoot-out between th...	1,953	54	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	9 hrs ago
Life Makes A Complete Circle The other day, when I had lunch with my father, I touched on a taboo subject. His latest girlfriend! My sister and I had a long chat about this before...	2,566	54	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 3
A Few Facts Of Life Sex has not changed in any significant way during the last 5000 years. There are still 378 styles – some styles may have variations and sub styles – a...	1,991	54	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	21 hrs ago
Improving Ourselves When I see somebody doing something well, I admire his skill. I’m not a good musician and when I see somebody who can play a music instrument well, I...	1,656	54	0	Mar 2014	Mar 2014	May 1
Making Perfect Children I have a bit of a headache this morning. I think there was something wrong with the fish. Or maybe it was the red tide that hit me when the cork came...	1,373	54	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	May 3
Cowboys Don’t Cry Life is not like in the movies. Here in the real world things don’t happen that way. I’m afraid cowboys do cry and heroes do die. Life is not easy;...	1,312	54	0	May 2013	May 2013	May 3
At Long Last So here I am back at work; after an absence of two years, four months and a few days. In the smallest office they could spare, with the oldest laptop...	1,106	53	0	Jan 2014	Jan 2014	22 hrs ago

Peace In Our Time. Peace is an expensive commodity. The price of it is normally measured in human lives and it has to be paid up front. Cash with order and then a speedy...	2,083	53	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	20 hrs ago
It Is All In The Mind. Hindus don’t eat cows because they are holy while Muslims and Jews don’t eat pigs because they are unholy. So if I have it right, an animal must be un...	2,103	53	0	May 2014	May 2014	May 3
Your Knight On His White Horse Still waiting for him? Well, he’s probably arrived many times before but you did not recognize him because his arrival was not announced by trumpets a...	2,347	53	0	Jun 2016	Nov 2016	May 2
A Pain In The Back This morning I woke up with a sore back for a second day in a row. At first I thought to replace my mattress but I have a good mattress that I bought...	3,750	53	0	Aug 2018	Aug 2018	May 5
Elephant Stew Following the decision to utilize the carcasses of animals that fell victim to poachers, elephant carcasses became available in moderate quantities. T...	1,589	53	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	May 2
Karma Contrary to popular misconception, karma has nothing to do with punishment and reward. It exists as part of our lives only to teach us responsibility...	2,029	53	0	Oct 2019	Oct 2019	8 hrs ago
The Pot Calling The Kettle Black! Eishh! Another English idiom that leaves me perplexed. Perplexed… what a beautiful word. So… so... eh... exotic and unlike some o...	1,763	52	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	May 3
A Nickname, You Say? Nicknames are special. Not everybody gets one. It is not something you can buy or order. It is awarded to you like a medal or a dunce cap and the more...	2,431	52	0	May 2015	May 2015	20 hrs ago
Kiss An Angel Good Morning. I once read that a man wants an angel to kiss good morning, a lady to show off to his friends and a b*tch to love him at night. I’m not sure if I agre...	2,397	52	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 4
Dangerous Words Every now and again I produce a blog that is completely misunderstood because of an innocent word or phrase appearing somewhere in the blog. I’m talki...	3,804	52	1	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	May 3
An Amusing Conversation I received a PM from a 26 year old, obese Asian girl with a very cute face. She claimed to be a professor living in Cape Town. She has two photos in h...	4,218	52	2	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	May 2
Women!! I should have taken my late grandfathers advice when he said that women were made to love; not to understand. Now, with hindsight, it makes perfect se...	1,620	52	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	7 hrs ago
Respect Respect Some people say that respect must be earned but I cannot agree with them. I believe that everybody deserve to be respected; at least until th...	1,833	52	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	17 hrs ago

Relationship Killers Most problems in a relationship can be tackled as a couple but some problems are troublesome and sometimes impossible to fix. The main ingredients for...	1,930	52	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	16 hrs ago
I Surrender. I don’t have the talent to engage in a mud-slinging contest. I guess that if you don’t roll in the mud, you will never have enough mud to sling around...	1,756	52	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	8 hrs ago
Women!!! Using a broomstick to shove a pound of fresh dairy butter up a mosquito’s backside will be an easier task to accomplish than to understand women. They...	2,591	52	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	16 hrs ago
Happiness Happiness is a state of mind that cannot be achieved while you still yearn for something, be that material, revenge, love, fame or whatever.:professor...	1,953	52	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 5
Why Are Some Men So Clumsy? I once read somewhere that men were made to work and woman were made to love but I’m not so sure about some of my fellow men. On Sunday,...	1,877	52	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 29
Are You Gifted? Some people are gifted without realizing it. It takes time to understand the nature of your highly developed awareness. Until then you may turn your g...	1,424	52	0	Dec 2013	Dec 2013	23 hrs ago
A Life Sentence A man was sent to jail for life. He was kept at a facility without a sickbay. Inmates needing medical care were treated at the hospital in a nearby to...	1,429	52	0	May 2013	May 2013	May 4
Pension Day I was in the front garden when Danny came round the corner. He lives next door to me with his more prosperous sister. He was wearing that forty-year o...	1,506	51	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 26
After All These Years - How It Ended My hands trembled while punching the number on the note into my phone. It was a short note. Seventeen words and a cellular number. Long enough to make...	1,090	51	0	Mar 2014	Mar 2014	May 3
Can It Be Coincidence? I have never applied a set of criteria when meeting a new woman. Well, at least so I thought until I took stock the other day. I was mar...	1,335	51	0	Feb 2014	Feb 2014	May 3

A Day At The Movies. Tony Dickson was a poor man without education. He married a woman of the same standing and through the years they were blessed with 9 children which d...	1,829	51	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 23
What A Grand Mess! This weekend was an abortion. Almost everything went wrong. Luckily only one event placed me at some disadvantage. First I walked out of my...	2,337	51	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 3
Better To Have Loved And Lost? I guess a lot of people will differ from me on this but I think it is better to have loved and lost than not to have loved at all. Okay...	2,138	51	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	May 3
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover Parting should not be that complicated. A relationship is only valid while both parties want to be in it. If any party opts out, well then that is it....	1,821	51	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	May 2
The Last Tango Suicide must be the worse sin you can commit for it leaves you without the opportunity to regret. Not a nice topic, but it happens all the time; as it...	1,553	50	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	18 hrs ago
A Different Kind Of Journey. It requires some skill to drive a car. Working the peddles and shifting through the gears is only a minute part of driving a motor driven vehicle. You...	1,591	50	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	3 hrs ago
Do You Panic? Do you have a cool head in a crisis or do you panic. Can you handle a crisis or do you stand around not knowing what to do? Or even worse, do you brea...	1,668	50	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 5
A Very Pleasant Evening I went dancing with my sister and her husband last night. I don’t really like dancing but we do this once every six weeks or so and as it was my turn...	1,762	50	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	8 hrs ago
Drive-Through ATM Machines With the growing popularity of drive-through ATMs I thought it wise to include the procedures to use such machines. As with toilets and everything els...	1,077	50	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 1

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