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A Hospital And A Hippy. A young girl, high on Mary Jane, wearing bellbottom jeans and flowers in her hair was found strolling around in the passages of a large hospital. It w...	1,220	41	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	May 5
Now who took it! Come now! Out with it! Every morning I wake with an unshaven face. Somebody comes in the night to steal my shaven face. If this is to continu...	999	41	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	May 2
Smoking In Bed During the last seven years emphysema killed four people I knew well; one of them related. Three were males and one female. Their ages ranged from 53...	2,465	41	0	May 2013	May 2013	8 hrs ago
Science Fiction If we asked a farmer 200 years ago what he would want if he could have anything, he would probably have asked for a horse twice as strong that ate hal...	1,702	41	0	May 2013	May 2013	22 hrs ago
Porcupine Pie According to Neil Diamond, you have to eat it with gloves or your hands will turn green. I never had it in pie form; we barbecue them on a rotisserie...	2,813	41	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	3 hrs ago
What goes up… Yep, what goes up must come down eventually. I said so in a previous blog and was questioned about rain coming down while it never went up....	1,705	41	0	May 2015	May 2015	May 3
It’s Just A Matter Of Time. Time waits for nobody, or so they say. This must make time the most precious resource of all. Once squandered, it is lost forever. It cannot be regene...	1,950	40	0	Dec 2014	May 2019	May 2
Is It In Our Genes? Humans have honed the art of killing other humans into a fine art. Our modern military hardware is proof of that. Biological, chemical, and nuclear we...	3,483	40	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	May 1

Proudly South-African Yes, I am a typical South-African male and Afrikaans-speaking on top of it. The story that we like to keep our women barefoot and pregnant in the kitc...	1,444	40	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	May 5
You Could Have Heard A Pin Drop Yesterday, my sister received unexpected visitors. Her ex-husband and his wife arrived just before lunch. My sister promptly invited them for lunch an...	1,360	40	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 3
Tired Being Used? So often we hear people complaining about being used but is that not what people do? People use each other. I don’t just mean sexually...	1,719	40	0	Jan 2018	Feb 2018	23 hrs ago
Some New Medical Terms Egyptian Flu is a sexually transmittable infection and the host eventually becomes a mummy. This infection is characterised by severe pain at the end...	3,083	40	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 29
A Bad Start! When I first woke up this morning I felt groggy. Almost as if I was drinking last night. I walked to the kitchen to get some orange juice. While doing...	2,418	40	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 29
The Dumb Boxer Syndrome We have a handful of dumb boxer jokes here in SA and they were all dedicated to Mike Schutte, a heavy weight boxing champ of yesteryear. If my memory...	1,802	40	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 30
Look Before You Leap. It is a very old saying but then the old people knew what they were talking about. Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. Some people are...	1,634	40	0	Mar 2014	Mar 2014	Apr 30
Our Changing World. Things change around us all the time. We cannot always keep up. It is as they say: The only constant in life is change. When I was young:...	1,606	40	0	Mar 2014	Mar 2014	14 hrs ago
Hy Het Sy Gat Gesien - He Came Short The Afrikaans word ‘gat’ has more than one meaning. The first refers to a hole in the ground or in any other object while the second meaning is...	3,233	40	0	Mar 2014	Mar 2014	19 hrs ago
Traitors And Deserters Yes, that is what they are. Anybody who leaves his country for another because his own country is in bad hands is a traitor and a deserter. Buggering...	1,080	40	4	Nov 8	Nov 10	May 3
Man’s Best Friend In The Sea. Dolphins are not known to attack humans and several cases have been documented of dolphins saving humans from drowning. The have also been observed to...	1,939	39	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	20 hrs ago
What Is In A Name Why buy a branded name when you can buy a look alike for half the price? The answer is simple. The quality speaks for itself. A branded name did not b...	1,031	39	0	Feb 2014	Feb 2014	Apr 27
Shark Finning More and more sharks are caught solely for their fins while the remainder of the shark is discarded in the ocean; often while still alive. Shark finn...	1,572	39	0	Feb 2014	Feb 2014	23 hrs ago

A Rampant Cow In 1948 my father’s mother was killed by a cow. Yes, a cow - not a bull. The very same cow that she milked twice a day, gored her in the stomach. My...	920	39	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	May 5
The Secret To A Long Happy Marriage. When my grandfather and grandmother celebrated their 50th anniversary I asked the old man what the secret was. He said: I did not kn...	1,406	39	0	May 2014	May 2014	May 4
White Chameleons? We, the white people on this planet, are the chameleons of our species. If you hold a piece of white paper next to one of us, you will find that we ar...	1,309	39	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	22 hrs ago
Free Airtime It is illegal of course, but then so many things are illegal in this world. There is no way they can trace you. You can only do this every seco...	1,060	39	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	23 hrs ago
A Minute Of Your Time? Can you give me a minute of your time? Of course not, you cannot save, give away, receive or spend time; it is just a figure of speech. And yet, there...	3,209	39	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	2 hrs ago
Why Worry? There is a saying that if you worry, you will die. If you don’t worry, you will also die. Then why all the worries? It only leads to stress....	1,610	39	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	May 2
Family ties Sometimes family ties can become very complicated. Now just look at what happened ol' Jack. Five years ago, when he was 55, he married a 45...	1,520	39	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	22 hrs ago
In The Event Of A Nuclear Attack With all the madmen on our planet, the possibility of a nuclear attack has never been more real. Quite a few countries are in possession of nuclear wa...	2,049	39	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	1 hrs ago
Your First Impressions First impressions are never wrong, or so some people believe. I’m inclined to disagree, because we seldom get the opportunity to test our fist impress...	1,779	39	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	22 hrs ago
Traveling in Southern Africa I see a lot of people did some extensive traveling around the globe. Well, I also did a bit of traveling in my day. I visited a number of neighboring...	4,214	39	0	Jun 2015	Jul 2015	May 5

That Time Of The Year Again!! Every year this time, I sit with a dilemma. My dad is having his 87th birthday in less than two weeks and I still do not know what to buy him. :confu...	1,605	39	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 1
A Letter From The Queen. This is not intended for those who comment without reading the entire blog or those lacking a sense of humor. And those with an inflated sense of patr...	1,581	39	0	Feb 2015	Feb 2015	Apr 24
Stormy Skies And Gales. With winter approaching, we’re having a typical late autumn day. It is unpleasant outside. The sky is clear but there is a cold gale-force South Easte...	1,718	38	0	Apr 2015	Apr 2015	May 3
Cattish Friends? Cats are believed to have been ‘domesticatted’ first about 5000 years ago in the Sudan, then part of the Egyptian empire. They were not to kept as pet...	1,951	38	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 5
The Gamble Of Life The play field of life is uneven. We all start with different chances, and what we do with it, determines our future. It is like a game...	2,220	38	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 3
Is there life out there? The search for intelligent life goes on but right now any life form will do. Over here it is Friday, 10 PM and I have just returned home after visitin...	1,763	38	0	Feb 2015	Feb 2015	May 2
Oh Sheeeet! Not again In another daring caper, thieves made off with 160 boxes of cupcakes stolen from a warehouse in Malaysia last night. They escaped on a sledge pulled b...	1,447	38	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	23 hrs ago
Egyptian Flu This is a sexua11y transmittable disease where the host is always a woman. The virus has a gestation period of about 280 days. The host may be infect...	2,222	38	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	5 hrs ago
Still the same In this ever-changing world very little has changed on CS while I was gone. Still the same old political blogs, still the same old religious bashing a...	1,565	38	0	Nov 2017	Nov 2017	Apr 30

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