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The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time Sometimes I can get myself in such awkward situations, by just trying to be kind. This happened earl...	1,020	50	Oct 2013
Three Little Pigs Reloaded Red Riding Hood, now 16, packed some cookies and a flask of tea in a picnic basket and went to visit...	1,493	46	Oct 2013
A Letter To An Old Friend. My dear friend, Of course you’re welcome to visit me here in Troll Land. No, don’t pay any attenti...	1,586	80	Oct 2013
Making Perfect Children I have a bit of a headache this morning. I think there was something wrong with the fish. Or maybe i...	1,373	54	Oct 2013
Abbreviations. Reading blogs here on CS reminds me of reading a Frederick Forsyth novel. Although he was a great st...	1,941	79	Oct 2013
An Inside Job? I woke up this morning to find that 2 SMS's had arrived during the night. They were from my bank; in...	1,379	48	Oct 2013
Canine Expressions I know his bark is worse than his bite, but you are barking up the wrong tree to believe that a bark...	930	33	Oct 2013
Red Is The Colour Ever wondered why fire engines are red? It is a question I had often asked when I was a child. The b...	2,488	100	Oct 2013
Smelling A Rat? One of our local universities has conclusively proved that rats actually hear with their feet. In a...	843	25	Oct 2013
In The Pound Seats Again! I received the following good news in my mailbox this morning. I am ecstatic with the wonderful news...	617	20	Oct 2013
A Fine Predicament My father will be celebrating his 86th birthday on the 29th of this month. Since five years ago he i...	1,283	48	Oct 2013
The Frog And The Scorpion Is it not strange how our nature can dictate our actions, sometimes even against our better judgemen...	663	38	Oct 2013
The Injustice Of Prejudice Somebody I did not like at all died last night, but it left me devastated. She was the wife of a goo...	879	42	Oct 2013
The Scars Of Life Our souls are very much like motorcars. As we continue our journey through life we pick up scratches...	1,317	55	Oct 2013
Politics Defined It is important to your survival to understand the political model of the country you live in. Knowi...	837	30	Oct 2013
A Special Gift… Or Is It A Curse. Ever since I was a child I had the unfailing ability to annoy and irritate the hell out of some peop...	2,501	84	Oct 2013
Happiness is a full mailbox What a surprise I got tonight with a loaded mailbox when I logged on for he first time in a long whi...	824	14	Oct 2013
Do You Want To Be A Prince? No need anymore for your father to be a king. Simply marry a princess. Now, with the royals not marr...	612	23	Jun 2013
Playing Ball. Last week I purchased three items I thought I’d never own, but right now they are probably the most...	980	31	Jun 2013
Baldness And Grey Hair The Lord made a limited number of perfect scalps. The rest He covered with hair. Somebody asked me y...	10,088	48	Jun 2013
A Tax Problem A small synagogue was being audited by the IRS. The auditor was young and conniving, trying to make...	2,093	79	May 2013

Monsieur De Bergerac, My dear fiend, At last I am truly free again. My captors have been evicted from my castle and kin...	2,263	43	May 2013
A Royal Mess Princess Diana was murdered by the British MI6 because of her relationship with Dodi Fayed; a Muslim...	2,164	32	May 2013
Occupational Hazards. The sea is a cruel employer. The one day he will give in abundance; just to send you home empty-hand...	2,516	65	May 2013
Formation Of A New Club Are you one of those people who just don’t care a damn? Well, then you are at the right place! I hav...	1,736	64	May 2013
The Facts About 777 Whereas the number 666 is very explicitly referenced in the bible, 777 is never mentioned. When tryi...	1,942	100	May 2013
Cowboys Don’t Cry Life is not like in the movies. Here in the real world things don’t happen that way. I’m afraid cowb...	1,312	54	May 2013
A Life Sentence A man was sent to jail for life. He was kept at a facility without a sickbay. Inmates needing medica...	1,429	52	May 2013
To My Friend De Bergerac Cyrano, my dear friend, Times have changed. Since the revolt my captors had been transformed into...	2,459	87	May 2013
Knowing What You Don’t Know To know what you don’t know is a far greater asset than knowing what you’re talking about. True, it...	1,367	64	May 2013
A Letter To Cyrano de Bergerac. My dear friend, this is day six of my captivity. I live under most appalling conditions and I’m star...	1,972	49	May 2013
A Word Of Thanks Ah, my dear CS friends, thank you for all the well wishes. It is very much appreciated. As for the t...	2,310	73	May 2013
Effective Government In England there are two dominant political parties; the Conservative Party and the Labour Party, ea...	1,009	32	May 2013
Lending A Hand Last week, while mending the fence, my neighbour’s wife came over to chat with me. While talking, he...	6,528	110	May 2013
Genetic Engineering. With all the moral issues around genetic engineering, we should rather look at crossbreeding. It may...	4,991	73	May 2013
Science Fiction If we asked a farmer 200 years ago what he would want if he could have anything, he would probably h...	1,702	41	May 2013
The F-word It seemed to have become the de facto standard in the vocabulary of a lot of people to use the F-wor...	4,014	102	May 2013
Smoking In Bed During the last seven years emphysema killed four people I knew well; one of them related. Three wer...	2,465	41	May 2013
Electricity Theft Electricity is a modern innovation that nobody today can do without. As I have discovered repeatedly...	2,879	67	May 2013
The Last Tango Suicide is the worse sin you can commit. It leaves you without the opportunity to repent. It al...	2,665	87	Apr 2013

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