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RE: Words that MUST contain the letter Y

EVERYONE

RE: Girls from Eastern Europe.

Okay GM fella ... I have an excellent suggestion ... What about Africa? You can begin at the top, near Cairo, and travel all the way down, thru the Sahara ......then going thru all those beautiful African countries (FULL of beautiful women) having a wonderful time! Lots of excitement, getting shot at, evading guerilla wars, rebel soldiers, and wild animals .. real adrenalin rush adventure!

The ladies of Africa are not into monetary exchange, but if you are old enough and fat enough they will consider you wealthy! They will work very hard .. so you can live a life of luxury doing nothing but laying about under the trees, talking, eating, and drinking.....AND you can have as many wives as you like, they not fussy about sharing their wealth.....

Your motor-home will blow their ears off! .. SUCH A HOUSE ON WHEELS?!

RE: Girls from Eastern Europe.

GO FELLA .. GO! Ja, very many, LOTS of beautiful young ladies in those countries!

Actually, you should have already been receiving many requests from them. Just a word of warning ..... Nah, I let you find out for yourself, much more interesting.

Except .... they most definitely will not be halving any bills with you ... you are EXPECTED to pay for EVERYTHING, also for their Mama`s and Papa`s, relatives in hospital needing expensive operations, suffering cousins, and of course all their re-location expenses and visas so they can come meet you - maybe a plane ticket, or train ticket, or bus fare, and food money, and money for shoes, and other incidentals.

But they are very beautiful.

One little interesting snippet though, I wish to mention, don`t be too surprised if they are actually in Nigeria - just en route of course.

RE: Words that MUST contain the letter Y

OXYGEN ........

RE: Are woman mean?

RE: Lotions, potions and hay fever cures...........

True hey!!! Yeah, everything growing is in Fast Mode here!

I suddenly developed an "allergy" from walking thru the forests ... streaming eyes.

RE: Good Lord..............

Quite right Mike! You just never know where or when you going to meet the right person .... could be from another country, or from your own little village .. like what happened to me!

I known this man for 5 years, we`d chat at local festivals, the only thing (I thought) we had in common was the fact that we both rolled our own cigarettes ... hahahaaaaa. Oh yes, I could not even speak to him as my German was too limited ... so now that I can "speak" ... Lo and Behold! .. We are like two peas from the same pod!

RE: Are woman mean?

Ha! You gotta hope GM! A thread like this is gonna live forever .... even when you`re long gone! Someone is gonna resurrect it, for sure. Everyone loves controversial subjects ... gives some grit to get the teeth into!

RE: Words that MUST contain the letter Y

Hyperactive

RE: Lotions, potions and hay fever cures...........

Ahhh ha! what poses as "hay fever" is usually Hay Fever. Its that time of the year when farmers are making over their Hay for winter ....... and it makes a fine dust that spreads all over the land.

Damp down your apartment - using a fine mist spray, go all over the darn place .... ceilings, walls, everywhere.

Anti histamines just over-ride your immune system, confusing the hell out of your body.

There are many synthetic building materials that make your body immitate `flu .... the worst is the white insulation bricks .. any insulation taking place in your area?... or sawing /cutting of other building materials?

Wash the curtains - they hold the dust of the hay or whatever.

Check out the contents of any new washing/lotions/potions you have recently bought and used.

These are all my own granny theories and cures.

RE: Are woman mean, please see EU Forum before voting

I have a belief that "Heaven" is a very small place ... mainly reserved for all the animal creatures from Earth. Any humans making it there for any length of time ... well ..... Judge not, that you may be judged!

If you and I make it there, be sure that Phoenix will be there too! ..along with others we thought to never see again!

RE: Are woman mean?

Why? Kirsch is very nice...

RE: Are woman mean?

Oh ja .. I KNEW someone would a slant on that! hahahaaaaaa ...... Well darl, the man doesnt know that an oven has to be cleaned! .... or dish cloths sterilized! .. and numerous other things that men dont know about .......

Oh yes, he does know to keep the whisky replenished! and to always have cold beer in the fridge!... and some schnapps to put in the espresso .......

RE: Are woman mean, please see EU Forum before voting

Ja! I am replying to your post commenting on the 100 Euro dinner for two in Very Expensive Restaurant.

If a guy chooses such an expensive restaurant for a First Meeting meal .. then he is a fool!

Expensive restaurants are for either someone with stacks of money and its not a problem .... OR for someone with an already established relationship.

First meeting meals should be of the cheaper variety, where talk and getting to know each other is more important than the food consumed ... or the bill at the end...in my opinion anyway.

RE: Are woman mean?

Mmmmm .. interesting thread this.

And some highly amusing come-backs from GT.

I can see his point of view. I`ve often wondered about this subject myself (being from the Old School of thought myself). But now I have cracked it!

When I am INVITED it means the other person is doing the paying. When I issue an invitation it means I am paying. When we choose something together it means we split the cost.

Also ..... if we going somewhere and the place looks expensive, I say so ..... No ways am I paying the Earth for a plate of food I could eat at home for a fraction of the cost!.... Soooo .. the financial transactions are made clear before entering the restaurant! .... OR .... I order what I can afford to pay for!

A bit of zig-zagging thru a relationship also works ...... He pays for the meal, I pay for the drinks. Or if we eating at home, the invited one brings along some delicasy in eating or drinking form ....

With the horendous prices of eating out these days, tis not fair for the man to always have to foot the bill ... even if he can afford to.

With my guy (yes it states in my profile I`m in a relationship) we have settled for eating at his or my place ..... and we both contribute to the cost of the food/drinks ... but also taken into consideration is the fact that I am a more accomplished gardener so he saves on valuable gardening advice and manual labour ..... and I clean windows too! I even clean things he doesnt know how to clean!

RE: For what reason............

Thank you for that recommendation Chris ... I shall pass that on in my next wedding card to any couple getting married .....

Me, I don`t do the divorce thing anymore - they got very boring and predictable ... sad endings to things that are supposed to have no ending ...... I think a good wedding "vow" thing should consist of cast-iron rings joined by tensile steel chain....and once locked there is no key..... ...so they only way out is till death, just like the "vows" people make with stars in their eyes......

RE: BP = dumb?

The most pathetic part of this whole parcel is that it all seems to boil down to MONEY. They just pay their billion dollar fines - stuff the environment.

Those marshes are never going to recover - think of the millions of tiny indigenous insects and worms being destroyed, not just the birdlife.

RE: Best Vodka mixes...

Whisky and Soda .... about the same strength as yours.... Otherwise a beer, ice cold. ..... OR a very good quality red wine - preferably shared with someone over a good meal....

RE: My account has been hacked?

Hi ... If you click on Forum Rules (in the left hand column here) and read down, you`ll find a highlighted "Contact us", and then you can click on that ... should get you to the attention of the Mods. Good luck.

RE: How is your day today?

Oh wow .... any Drummers here on CS?

RE: My account has been hacked?

Nein, I havent had this problem. Wonder what it was? Have you tried emailing the Moderators?

RE: So who's...........

I`m up, finally ..... although this morning I would have preferred to stay horizontal! Walked from town to town along the banks of the Rhine yesterday, and then a boat back ...... in the HOTTEST day yet in Swissyland!

RE: Regrets...we all have them but...

Exactly my feelings!

There have been times I would rather not have gone thru ... BUT, they have ALL proven to be the best things that could have happened .... the results from those times, I would not change anything!

Sure, I would rather have not been married and divorced so many times .... BUT then I would not have had the wonderful children I have, or have learned so much about life .......

RE: Looks and Age

In the early times of this site they used to put ages on the photos ....... and it was NOT nice to keep seeing my photo with "92yr old woman".

Most times I forget how old I am. And then when someone shouts to me while I up a tree rescuing something it distracts me, same as when I`m replacing roof tiles or patching the chimney and someone is shouting something at me and then when I`ve shimmied down the drainpipe its to find they trying to tell me how old I am! ....... ... like I can`t count or something......

RE: Words that MUST contain the letter Y

Xylophone .....

RE: Waylon & Willie...

Oh dear, Conrad has been busted again!... Banned...!

Personally, I find his postings pretty bland ...... wonder what he gets up to to get himself banned?

RE: Post break up

Okay clever boy ..... I am back. I did not reveal the recipe ... just said you cook the sauce for a long time, and that there are carrots in it ..... the sweetness of the carrots counteracts the acid in the tomatoes ... THERE, you got another hint! hahahaaaa .... gosh no! I am not a hoarder of recipes .. I share with anyone and everyone!

RE: Post break up

Hoi there! I forgot what I was doing - got distracted removing all the old cardboard toilet roll holders that everyone thinks should just be shoved into the magazine rack!...... does anyone read old toilet cardboard thingies?.. nah, there`s no writing on them, not even in Switzerland! ..........and then I had to feed the cats ... and then the kids ... and then pour another whisky.......

RE: Why.................

Morning Kinsey! Ja, I clench my toes when anyone mentions they are a "Christian" ...... cause in my mind those are the worst ones ... the ones you have to tell you "how good they are" ..... when all they need to do is "The Right Things" to show WHO or WHAT they are .....?

RE: For what reason............

Oh good! Drinks are up....... ..... Hey everyone ..... free drinks to celebrate Bental`s new profile!.......