A Kiwi and an Aussie went fishing one afternoon, decided to have a couple of cold beers and finished up having a few too many!
After a while the Aussie says to the Kiwi, "If I was to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The Kiwi after a great deal of thought, says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."
Short Colorado Jokes ... they have to keep em short or the poor bug*rs get confused !
Q. What's the difference between a University of Northern Colorado sorority sister and a scarecrow? A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q: Why do Northern Colorado alumni keep their diplomas on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Colorado campus? A: A visitor.
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Northern Colorado library? A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Colorado's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
After Colorado legalized marijuana there was a couple of hours of peace followed by a statewide food shortage.
Q: What does the average University of Northern Colorado student get on his SAT? A: Drool.
Q: Where do crayons go on vacation? A: Colour-ado!
Q: What is a Colorado clouds favorite drink? A: Mountain Dew
Q: What did the voter tell Colorado? A: Marijuana, can't we all just get a bong.
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Colorado? A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: What do you call the 2014 event between two cities that legalized marijuana? A: The Super Bowl.
Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over Colorado? A: He wanted an academic challenge!
Q: How do you make University of Colorado cookies? A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Q: How many University of Northern Colorado freshman does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: If you have a car containing a Colorado Buffaloes wide receiver, a Colorado Buffaloes linebacker, and a Colorado Buffaloes defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop.
Q: What does an Colorado State grad call an Colorado Buffaloes grad in 5 years? A: Boss!
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Suppose you won a jackpot of your nation's national lottery
WW vacation sounds fun ... maybe you'd be kind and could visit Ooby in the Asylum en route :-)But, all that money and a trip round the world .... yer not at all optimistic about 'Finding The One' and quitting this lark ?