HexagonKeySet Forum Posts (3,829)

RE: The Pill to Lower Your IQ permanently

Dunno ... I think their basic premise was that if you're dumbed down enough and don't ever think about anything then you'll be happy 'no matter what they do to you ...

Part of the PC LIberal Plan For Global Domination ?

And then all the dumb politicians look at the happy population and start taking the pills themselves as they're jealous of the population's happiness?

Is that how the world ends ?

RE: Describe The Poster Above You

Positively, she's as Oirish as St Paddy hisself now !

RE: Why do long relationships sometimes breakdown; your opinion of the #1 factor?

That's a fact ... most people were dead before the marriage expired hence the lines 'Till death us do part...'

RE: Why do long relationships sometimes breakdown; your opinion of the #1 factor?

IMHO a 'romantic relationship' such as with a LT a partner or marriage is always a temporary and ephemeral thing ...

It can only exist while there is the continued agreement of both parties for it to exist...

But the relationship or marriage can be over for a very long time before either party even realise or acknowledge it.

RE: A new bad joke, anyone?

I'm truly amazed Raphael ... I didn't imagine a loony libtard could handle lateral humour !

Have a beer ... well a Budd anyway!



How best to make fun of a democrat ...

a) Hold up a mirror

b) Copy all their youtube posts for when (If) they grow up !
,.,.,.,.,.

An old Irish American man from NY City man was critically ill.

Fearing that death was near, he called his lawyer and instructed him

- "I want to become a Democrat. Get me a change of registration form."

"You can do it", the lawyer said, "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a Democrat?"

- "That's my business! Get me the form!"

Four days later, the old man got his registration changed.

His lawyer was at his bedside, as he would be to sure he got his money and that he didn;t have to wait for the estate to be proved etc

Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing, and it was clear that this would be the end.

Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to become a Democrat so badly before you died?"

In a faint whisper as he breathed his last, the old man managed a laugh and said: "One less Democrat".

./././././././

Imagine for a moment please ... a Libotard and your mother-in-law are trapped in a burning building and you only have time to save one of them.

Would you have lunch or go to a movie?

./././././.

Q: What's the difference between a Clinton on a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?
A: The vacuum has the dirt bag on the inside.
,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.

Q: What's the difference between a Libotard and a trampoline?
A: You'd be respectful and take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.




That's for The Wicked Wench of WaggaWagga

RE: The Pill to Lower Your IQ permanently

I reckon they must have bought the CS mailing list and sold several thousand bottles !

RE: Isn't Truhearts Birthday coming up?

Truefeart wasn't born ... he pupated :-)

But he can have ONE can of Budd



anything stronger he'd be in a coma for a week eh

RE: Farewell 007

Bugg*r ... we lost a damned good bloke there !

As a young un I watched him on black n white TV as 'The Saint'

Heaven sure got a good un this time !

Respect n condolences to his family and close friends

to a life well lived !

RE: Are you on drugs?

I asked a very similar question about a month ago and there was so many PC whiners came out of the woodwork that a brilliant thread ( the contributions of many others) was lost forever !

Some of the original whiners even changed their minds as the content developed ...

I wish you good luck ... just don't be surprised if it flies into the Bermuda Triangle !

RE: Trumps day are numbered

Yes indeedee ... every day that passes the number keeps on growing bigger !

Whats

4 * 365 = ?

How's about

8* 365 = ?

RE: I Saw Trump Dancing With The Stars

He was dancing to an old Diana Ross hit

"Oil be there ..."

RE: if hillery became president.

Q1 How tall is the King?

Q2 How much taller is Trump than the King ?

Q3 Do you really think the King was gonna bring a diamond encrusted stool with him so he could step up and pop and a medal round Trumps neck when it was easier to just have trump bend a little?

Q4 Can you get any dafter ?

RE: if hillery became president.

You n your ferkin daft ideas ... TG it never did happen !

RE: Describe The Poster Above You

Yeah ... in fewest words "dodgey as" !

And then some ....

RE: Just saying Howdy....

How long is a piece of string ...

RE: A new bad joke, anyone?

The USA just cannot get to grips and understand Russia ... example

The CIA have trying to infiltrate deep into Russia but they cannot find someone who has Russian characteristics.

So, they adopted a kid at birth and taught him how to drink Vodka by the gallon play the balalaika and speak with a perfect accent, they feed him Russian food, and when he grows older their boy travels to Russia!

Day one ... he goes to a bar.

He speaks to the bartender in a wonderful and authentic accent.

The bartender says you have a wonderful accent but you're not Russian.

Outraged the CIA man says " Of course I am" and he gets out his balalaika and plays, sings, dances to beautiful traditional Russian folk music.

The bar tender says again " Da, you're a talented musician but still ... you're not Russian.

Not happy at all the CIA man starts ordering Vodka by the quart and chugs it back without toppling.

The barman, who is surprised but not convinced, tells him

'Look, it does not matter how well you speak, or sing, or dance and play our Russian music, no matter that you can drink a gallon of vodka ... you are still black, its just how it is is it not, eh, my American friend !.

RE: Bed

Queen size, fairly firm mattress which I find extremely comfortable and it came from - the spare room at the old house together with a pair of side cabinets and a scotch chest that make up the suite.

When ... when I became re-singled !

RE: Happy Victory Day..to our Canadian Friends

seems the link didn't ... tries again!

RE: Happy Victory Day..to our Canadian Friends

A good time to mention a useful book ?

RE: Anyone on anti depressants?

Essentially that category of drugs do no more limit the 'range' within which a person is able to 'feel emotions'

They cannot 'feel' depressed but neither can they feel any of the positive joyful emotions either ... which ( in normal life ie without such drugs ) would be the means by which a person 'pulls themselves out or through a depression'

This is the reason why telling a person who's on ADs to pull themselves out of it is unhelpful.

They have no more ability to do so than you would if I told you to weigh anchor on an oil tanker that had no winch!


But, in general, talking about ADs to a person who is on ADs is usually as practical and fulfilling as trying to teach swimming to a drunk who jumped off a cruise ship expecting to fly...

RE: A new bad joke, anyone?

BREAKING WITH TRADITION ... here's a REALLY GOOD joke :-=)

The Hot Air Balloon

A woman in a hot-air balloon realising that she she was lost, lowered her altitude when she spotted a lake with man fishing from a boat below.

She called out down to him,

“Excuse me, can you help me? I promised friends I would meet them an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,

“You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above the lake at an elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said

“You must be a Republican.”

“Matter of fact I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the woman balloonist, “everything you told me IS technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve been no help at all.”

The man looked up, smiled and responded, “I see ... so, then you must be an Obama Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did YOU know?”

The man in the boat paused a moment...

“Well, it was easy enough, let me tell you!
First of all - you don’t actually know where you are or where you are going.
Second, you’ve risen to to your present position due entirely to having generated a large quantity of hot air, and were carried here on a "random wind of change".
Third, you've made a promise to your friends that you never had any idea how to keep
Now you expect ME to solve YOUR problem.
But, the ABsolute Clincher ... you’re in exactly the same position as you were in before we met, but somehow ... now you're making it all my fault.”



Sorry, down to the last 3 teddy bears so first come first served, long time outta hot chocolate and there's not a drytissue left on the continent !

RE: Anyone on anti depressants?

And considerably reduce their life span ... due to all manner of complications that are related to their use but can be explained away by 'Well, it's not uncommon for people of your age to ...

RE: Trump Told Russians

About sums it up eh !

RE: Does living have to be a fight from birth to death, and in all ur reincarnations thereafter.

Depends entirely on what lessons you have to learn ... and the attitudes you pick up en route


"The Mind alone can make a hell out of heaven or a heaven out of hell"


Some people choose Hell ... it gains them a lot of pity and they love nothing more than wallowing in pity!

Downside of course, is that one does not learn much there, beyond expertise in pity wallowing...

RE: How is your mental health folks?

You'd have to define HEALTH in the context of 'mental' Pedro

Unfortunately the whole Shrink/Drug Industry cannot ( or perhaps rather will not ) ever provide such a definition ... which means they give themselves the right to persuade anyone who will listen to them that their drugs are essential!

Depression is allegedly linked to low SEROTONIN levels

They ( Shrink/Drug Industry) make that claim ... but never ever test anyone for serotonin levels before writing prescriptions.

And, as the body produces serotonin (and many other things ) moment by moment ... such a test would be as meaningful as taking a picture of a Times Square at the peak of summer and telling people that that's how TS looked every day and in every seasons.


Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road ...

To get away from the sales patter of the Eli Lilley, Glaxo and other drug salesmen from Big Pharma !

RE: UK: Explosions at Ariana Grande concert

Tragic ... I suppose that any terrorist group seeking to create most impact and harm to the society it want's to destroy would always select exactly it's exactly that sort of soft target.

Sincere sympathies to all who have lost family and friends - mostly it's going to be Mums and Dads who've lost their children and young people who'll have lost their nearest and dearest friends ... prayers for them all.

who can really understand these people ?

RE: The universe, or the cosmos, has already preselected your soul mate

Negative.

If that were the case then you have no volition, free will and you'd be little more than a zombie always waiting fearfully for 'what bad thing fate might have in store for you' eh?

Oh, hold up a minute ... that's probably most western people who believe in 'fate' innit?

In reality, the spirit being understands the 'lessons' that are to be learned in each life cycle and 'self selects' parents and circumstances under which those lessons may be learned. However, having taken on earthly bodies we are not able to access that data and so we have to learn the lessons as we learn what lessons we came to learn.

As an example, some of us are here to 'learn about handling money' and are either born into poverty. or 'have money' and lose it? Maybe we'd like to imagine 'learn about money' means being a Warren Buffet or George Soros or other multi billionaire ... perhaps we have to learn to deal well with pennies before pounds and tens before thousands and millions, let alone billions ?

Similarly with love (and everything else)

Love particularly can be a bitter sweet experience isn't it ... sometimes we have to learn to live, to continue, to persevere without for a time, maybe even most or all of a lifetime in order to 'learn fully' so that we can experience the other side.

A poor comparison maybe, but look at how many middle aged guys buy super-bikes and hi-performance sports cars. They often don't 'properly' learn how to handle 'lower level' machines and often they come to inflict horrendous harm or even mortal grief upon themselves and their families eh?

Learning to be happy 'as is' is probably the best way to move through trouble ... whatever you have in life 'right now' was created ONLY by yourself anyway!

RE: can others judge you fully or can God judge you fully?

I always laugh when I see Tampon, Florida !

RE: looking for my soulmate

It's a trillion dollar industry now ... the Texas scammers are the CIA ... loyally trying to make a dent in the Govts TWENTY trillion dollar debt!

RE: can others judge you fully or can God judge you fully?

OK

Four for effort

Could be a six but sometimes you try too hard

Have a :Beer: if yer up to it

:-)