RE: WIDOWER, DIVORCEE or NEVER BEEN MARRIED?

Long as she has a pulse and is breathing ... he's gonna be good to go !

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RE: Ladies , Important question

Check out TrueFearts removed post .... two jars of man-go-chutney !!!

See y'all another day ... I feel the knife close by myself !


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RE: Calls for jihad against American government

So .... what's new ???

You found something novel to get p155ed on ???

Distilled brake fluid ??? wine

RE: Calls for jihad against American government

Damn, I thought I;d tole EVERYONE not to tell ya!!!

Who let it out ???


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RE: Heyyy I am looking for someone nice!!

I'm sure you'll be overwhelmed with wonderful women just looking for a bloke who's too dum / or too lazy / or too both to do his own searching and ... dare I suggest ... too much of a wimp to handle rejection!

Try Domino's ... they deliver !

RE: Is Jeremy Corbyn starting a new world movement?

Ain't THAT just The Truth Bro

Meanwhile the Tories appear united as they don't have any pesky 'real people' to disagree ... they'll follow the Party Whip to keep their big salaries and places at the Gravy Station !

RE: Should Alaska be given back to Russia?

No worries ... it's just that it will be called " Zapechennaya alyaska "

Still gonna taste the same ...

Vodka, Comrad ?

RE: Should Alaska be given back to Russia?

Maybe you wanna quit making ignorant ill informed remarks that make you look about as dumb as you are and go get back on yer meds!

The quote was from 'Lost in Space'




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RE: Should all British police officers bear arms?

NO ... the Firearms squads are highly trained and as one member said to me years ago

"Any fool can fire a gun and most plods are in fact fools ... the Big Discipline involved lies in NOT shooting, once it's squeezed there's absolutely no return "

I didn't argue with him then and I'm not going to argue with him now, for the simple reason that tasers have been so much abused and I'd not be willing to put LETHAL weapons in the hands of those who continue to prove that they don't have the self discipline to NOT use them.

RE: Would you kiss the person above you or pass ?

Pass ... and with no possibility of rethinking the decision ever ...

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RE: What do you enjoy MOST about the CS Forums?

Showing once again that you possess the truly generous heart of a Proper Ockka ;-)


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RE: Calls for jihad against American government

Having said that of course it has to be acknowledged that pretty much all of the wars that tore their home countries apart were created by direct or indirect US political and military interference ... so yes, one has to look at bot sides of the coin !

RE: Calls for jihad against American government

"Perpetual Outrage' indicates both her insanity and that her end goal is the destruction of the American way of life.

I'll probably get called names - but FFS these people left their own countries supposedly because they were war torm and they were unhappy with the regimes and circumstances there, right? And then, wherever they go, they then set up the same sorts of opposing regimes and factions regimes and make themselves equally unhappy while destroying the happiness and way of life in their new countries ?

A person who is only happy when they are making al around them unhappy ... I thing the usual term is 'sociopath'

RE: What do you enjoy MOST about the CS Forums?

I was thinking I might like to become a butch lesbian myself ... how do I set about getting recruited / groomed ?

I do of course plan on holding onto my Gentleman's Tackle of course so, I suppose that would make me pre-op TG ?

Where do I sign up, is there a nice pin-badge and a rainbow flag included, and how soon can I expect a steady stream of lesbian women to be coming my way ?

RE: What do you enjoy MOST about the CS Forums?

You missed out " The Predictability "

I've been away a couple time for a week or more at a time and today I'm thinking

" CS is like Groundhog Day ... being played out in real life ! "

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RE: POLICE IN MILLVILLE, NEW JERSEY

Maybe the local cops should round him up and take him there ... see if he's as bold when he's within arms length of getting his collar felt ?

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RE: Tattslotto

You wanna go back n speak to your dealer about QC issues with the gear he's been supplying you with !!!

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RE: If you were to reproduce ...

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You REALLY think it would be a woman ???


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RE: How come no-one wants to play with me

I guess you're quoting from the Oirish Theory of Relativity ???

RE: How come no-one wants to play with me

Pity post ... OK, let's play ... I have a bat if you have any balls ????

Even ONE would get things going !!!!


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RE: Man or woman,Up in a pedestal.

Trouble with putting a woman on a pedestal is that you end up looking up her nose and getting a crick in your neck ... seriously, that's not an attractive prospect in my book.

Ideally, if she's a bit shorter than you then pop her on the bottom or second stair so you can look into her eyes, and if she's way taller than you then stand on the first or second stair yourself !

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Thanks for all the concern about my recent absence from CS

Nope... at least I have to admit that I haven't tried that brand of mushrooms

But sure, next time I'm out I'll get some Maggi mushrooms ... their stock powder is OK, I've used that before :-)

RE: Judgemental people.

So, you (judgementally ) imagine there's no such thing as online spontaneity ?

That I sat for an hour thinking this trough and editting it ?

The time stamp says otherwise ...

I think I saw you on "Footballers Wives" you were the mousey blonde one with the leopard print tee ???

peace

RE: When do you feel most happy???

So, for the purposes of disambiguation

Is that

a) when you travel north ?

or

b) when you have had money and then converted it to a line for snorting?

RE: Now what IF you meet MR / MS Right here on CS or else where

Surely, if two people are getting along real well on here ... to the extent of travelling internationally ( or even some countries interstate / region ... I'm thinking US/AUS/RU there ) then if they are sincere about making a go of things as a 'real thing' then one or t'other or both is gonna have to move locations?

PLANNING on an LDR is probably akin to some sort of enduring torture followed by a slow and lingering murdering of one's own emotions ?

Seriously ... make it real, or leave the other person alone eh ???

Thanks for all the concern about my recent absence from CS

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No, sorry to disappoint you MMCs (miserable morons class) ... I was NOT in CS Jail


peace and love

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to all you

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( Urgent message to Admin

1) We're out of "mungbeans" emos ... you can see this as it doesn't work any more!!!

2) Could you pick up some plain AND some sprouted mung beans for us please

Thanks )

RE: It`s every Americans right to bear arms. Do you think this law should be repealed or not?.

The Clinton Clan Organisation will be along shortly to relieve you of your sense of humour ...

This usually involves persuading the person to shoot themselves in the back of the head ... twice !

THEY don't want their fellow Americans to have guns ... cos they realise about getting shot back at !!



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RE: what attracts you most about someone

So, yer actually saying there, that yer looking for a feminine bloke then ????

Cos when you said 'with women' you;re adding on extra specs ?



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Go you ... yer out !!!!


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RE: When do you feel most happy???

Anytime I look at my feet and see that both are above ground :-)

Of course what works for me might not work for anyone who's a double lower limb amputee ... but, if you are you probably laughed, and if you didn't laugh at that then you can laugh at me being flamed by the self righteous politically correct looney left who'll be along shortly!

Wanna make some fast money ... set up a popcorn stand here

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RE: All of CS in one sentence

Funny that ... I mean the way Algorfa had a resurgence about nine and a half year ago

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