HexagonKeySet Forum Posts (3,829)

RE: MISSING SUBMARINE

More than that ... I hope it's a happier ending this time !

Fingers crossed ...

RE: Have you ever answered a toy phone?

Sales rep was in an office when he answered a phonecall

" Darling, is it OK to use your credit card ... I've seen the most divine necklace, it's in four colours and I just have decide which for the season..."

He says 'How much ..."

"It's only $2000 ...'

He says 'So cheap, buy all four to match the seasons then'

" You're a honey ... and there's matching necklaces and ear rings ... may I? "

He says "Sure, go for it ... you gotta look the part!"

" I really do love you soooooo much ... may I ask one more thing, can I trade my car for the Porsche we spoke of ... I already spoke to a sales associate ?'

He replies " Hmmmm, now what's THAT going to cost I wonder ???"

"It's just a little over $42000 ... "

He 'Sure ... lets push the push boat out'

She gushes more thanks and rings off ...

Sales rep hold the phone high n the air and calls out " Hey has one of you guys lost a phone ..."

RE: MISSING SUBMARINE

You ask the Russians ...

When Russia faced a similar tragedy and then the loss of their sailors at least they could rely upon Putin's honesty and integrity to be straight with them!

Kindest thoughts to you, your nation during this time of trial

RE: Don't be fooled again..Make it right this time.

Yadda yadda yadda .... blame the Invisible man in the Sky or the Invisible Beast under the ground for everything in your life and be a perpetual victim.

Accept that there is NO INVISIBLE MAN IN TH SKY and realise that ALL you are subject to is 'The Laws of Nature'

You attract what you put out ...

RE: Girl Scouts Tell Parents "NO Hugs with Relatives During the Holidays.

The world's awash with fruitcakes ...

In fact, nowadays there are so many fruitcakes in the world that ... well, I'm thinking maybe we could do a lotta good ... perhaps we could end hunger in the world by feeding fruitcake to the hungry ?

RE: Watch tonights 60 minutes (episode 1373) 11/19/17: Then tell me more about the loving merciful god!!

:ROFL: at ANY and EVERY One who thinks there a Man in The Sky who does it all to you !!!

Seriously, in life you get back EXACTLY what you put out !

It's NOT immediate (like elastic snapping back at you ) but that IS exactly how it works

RE: artificial intelligense

I missed that one ...

Post Number ?

Nah, don't worry ... unless it's important to yourself ;-)

RE: artificial intelligense

Thank heavens you said something ... much better than going out and shooting people in a mall or whatever you Americans do these days to relieve stress !



or, maybe not with those drugs ???

;-)

RE: Interesting facts!

Dunno if that's true or not ... makes you wonder why we have archaic bigamy laws though ?

RE: A vote........... who makes the most interesting thread on C.S here?

There's a few psychotic women who never fail to amuse ... but I'll not name them because a) that might cause them to have a break, and b) It would be a real tragedy if I missed one ... and they took a break!


seems to be triggers though ...

There's a few of the guys would be craic over a beer though !

RE: whatever that's happening today happends for a reason

Cause and effect ...

When people 'cause a good thing to happen' they're quick to claim it as their own result

When people cause havoc ... they blame God !

Funny that !!!

RE: artificial intelligense

There's no shortage of AI in here ...

RE: Is everyone looking for Mr. or Mrs. perfect?

2 out of 22 isn't a too bad hit rate ... if you look at pretty much any form of 'cold canvassing' and 'direct marketting' the people involved generally consider 0.3% to be average and you're on about 0.9%

The thing to remember is that, like a letterbox leaflet drop, you're contacting a 'scattergun exercise' ... YOU might think it's 'targetted' but that's based upon what you read ... and what 'they write' is typically a bland stereotypical monologue!

But lemme ask (TIC)

Plumber, electrician, real estate agent, gardeners, fast food shops, tradies blah blah blah all drop leafelts in your mailbox ... do YOU ever bother to reply 'Thanks for your message, sorry not interested'

Nah, of course not ... and it's same here !

Whining makes matters worse ...

RE: constructive criticism

RE: Have you been oppressed by the state ??

I got me a solar powered arab style head-dress ... it keeps out all the Big Brothery attempts at brainwashing / mind reading, keeps the cellphone fully topped up and, if there's surplus power at the end of a sunny day it plugs into an inverter and runs the microwave and / or washing machine !

Got it from ebay, wouldn't be without it !

RE: Bashing women !!

So, basically what yer saying is yer aNIMBY


'Whatever' happens is OK so long as it's Not In My Back Yard ?


Classic !

RE: Would you kiss the person above you or pass ?

Ah, ya see you're placing too much importance on the pic ... you think TruFeart is human eh ????

RE: Do You Think It Is Safe

You wanna risk REALLY rough ... try Limerick !

RE: Would you kiss the person above you or pass ?

Grateful for the distance the net provides ... nay to any of the above !

RE: sometime ago in Colorado State

I guess you're explaining to us that your conduct here is excusable as you took three bullets in the head ...

RE: constructive criticism

I guess that means you're beyond all the potential help that CC can provide.

RE: Random Thoughts

Good Ckicke and KFC now THERE'S an Oxymoron to beat American Military Intelligence !!!

RE: Dreams

Keep a notebook and pen by your bedside - writeb down whatever you recall and over days n weeks you'll see some patterns emerge.

These can help you ... if you choose!

RE: how come every woman i have chat to has 2 to 15 kids

Obvioulsy yer waayyyyyyyyy too slow if between 2 to 15 blokes have always got there before you !

Have you considered a fitness programme ... maybe some gym and a bit of time on the track ... sprinting maybe ?

RE: Who do u want to see return to the forums!!

being Jewish you're probably still pi**ed that your ancestors didn't nail him properly the last time eh ???

Hammer n hardware at the ready have you... bacon sarnies to keep your strength up !!!

RE: EU COUNTRIES

It's a common policy that US and Soros share

Divide and Conquer ... is far cheaper than invasion and destruction!

RE: EU COUNTRIES

'An illegal referendum' ...

Interesting that a supposedly democratic and free nation like Spain would outlaw the seeking and expression of opinion by the people ?

Would it have been ' illegal' had the people in Catalan region said NO I wonder ?

RE: How many people with only one leg have you rooted?

Hmmm ... can someone tell Pat it's fiction ?

RE: EU COUNTRIES

Trump pulled from the TPPA for one reason only ... he wants to be the final arbiter of the agreement and the current version (if you were to read it) allows for US entry on their terms at a later date ... he has the other nations where he wants them ... on their knees and begging to be allowed to suck the US's d**k when he feels the time is right!

That is in fact 'The Art of The Deal'

Those who are working for the US (and are probably still swamp dwellers) should actually have NO PART and no influence upon the negotiations ... but it appears that they do ... just as in warfare they use proxies to fight battles and 'look like' their hands are clean!

Look around the world ... Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Tony Blair, John Key, Trudeau were all 'inserted' - Blair and Key already betrayed their nations Trudeau will betray Canada and Macron will betray the French.

RE: USA's Tax Reform

For a usually worthy and intelligent poster ... that was so seriously out of character as to make me wonder has your profile been hijacked or perhaps you recently took a serious blow to the head ???