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RE: What is the difference between the Irish and English throughout history to this day

The stoners are dopes !

RE: Do You Want To Have Kids One Day?

Even BLOKES have some standards Molly ...

RE: Men pay attention if you want to understand a woman..............

Keep at it Boyo ... yer getting close to the goal, I can just see it!

Next thing y'll be swearing undying love promising to swim across to meet the gal to prove y'self !


though if you can dance across the Irish Sea dat would impress too !

RE: Men pay attention if you want to understand a woman..............

You can put them in ... but you can't account for the jumble that will come back out ...

Molly in a dress shop: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?"
Shop lady : "I'd prefer that you use the dressing room."

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_ The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they're always assured of having a worthy opponent.

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_ An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question? "Who told you that?" asked Paddy.

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_ Reilly went to trial for armed robbery.
The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty."
"That's grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the money?"

RE: What is the difference between the Irish and English throughout history to this day

Well, we give thanks to the Irish without whom we'd have so fewer jokes ;-)

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb

201

1 to hold the lightbulb and 200 to spin the house round and round ...

OR in rural situations where's no one to help an Irishman can change a lightbulb alone ... but he has to have enough booze on hand for the room to spin on it's own

---- Mine's a Guinness thanks

RE: Do You Want To Have Kids One Day?

One day would be good yes ... maybe even over a weekend some time

But if the question is really

'Do I wanna breed further...'

The answer would be 'It's not currently a hot agenda item, no'

RE: Men pay attention if you want to understand a woman..............

He's Welsh you see ... not a happy race of people since forever !

But also he may be of Irish descent and missing 'The Green n Pleasant Land'

Many had longings for the New World but got on the wrong boats ...

Irish Migrants in Modern Wales
edited by Paul O'Leary
pp 85/86

RE: Men pay attention if you want to understand a woman..............

There's only ONE thing a man need know to understand any women...

The moment that SHE thinks YOU have begun to understand ANYthing about her ... EVERY thing changes !

RE: How do u know when ur in real love.......

Now I wonder ... is THAT Not Just 200% Proof of Vanity that you're looking at there DeeDee ?

100% for the expression of personal vanity

and a further and additional 100% for the dissing yer just gave the man ?

( Plays Carly in the background )

RE: I am an alien!

:rofl:

No of course not ... I was referring to 'what they say' in the same way that you did and as you pointed out!

Mostly all that's said is self serving ?

Even mine ... it's specially designed to drive away the loonies n leprechauns !

RE: I am an alien!

Well, I could learn to love you even if you have some growing up to do ... but you'd at least have to learn to cook, for sure !

Eating fish n chips outta newspaper ... could ya, would ya, should ya

Indeed Rappa ... not just over my head, but over the heads of all us in this and the next three different dimensions ... not to worry, Nursey will be along shortly with those nice pink pills you like so much

What's happened to all the nice people today ...

Yo' Scooby ... it's bin a while eh ?


Nice Try ... I admits I was waiting for you to own up

" We The People (of the USA) bombed them out of existence "



No point being cross with ME over the sins / crimes of your own government ...

YOU can't possibly hope to change ME ... whereas YOU COULD do something about THEM !

RE: Self image !

Sure you do ... you said as much in your own VAIN thread !

RE: Self image !

The Common Demoninator in all of any person's experiences is one letter ( Insert ) aye?

Did it ( could it ) EVER occur to you that it might be someone other than 'them'

So, can someone tell me

where to search for the GOOD women ?

There has to be some .... surely?

Is there a secret section of CS we have to go to to buy in for access ????

:-) :-) :-)

One Hung Lo

Wich Chinese Man seek beautiful woman ...

No luck with search function, it broken me think ...

Hah, so please apply here !

RE: brithish were the culprit

That happens when a liar (Bush) receives truth ... he assumes it's lies and acts as if it were lies !

But hey, very generous to have donated all those WMDs ... and air freight doesn;t come cheap ( as the 'regular people' of the USA all know as they're paying for it !

But think back 1988 and thereabouts ... THE BIG PROBLEM faced by the USA was the decommissioning of DUTWS and it was going to cost trillions as their stockpiles reached their 'Safe Until date'

So, it was wayyyyyyy cheaper to carpet bomb Iraq than it was to decomm those weapons inside the USA !

RE: I am an alien!

So, reading between the lines, you have posted this as a 'coming out thread' to admit that YOU are crazy, angry, inflexible and a bad cook ?

So, that leaves you with physical appearance and ( as you know ) most people herae quite unconcerned with the physical appearance of their partner and are all looking for a 'nice personality'

But, crazy angry and inflexible are NOT 'nice personality traits' so ...



Executive Summary

Dating sites are a waste of the time as their membership consists of The Deluded seeking The Impossible ?

RE: You know it's gonna be a good day....

The moment before I open my eyes fully ... I'm here, it's gonna be another great day !

RE: has to be admired the world wanting to learn the English language ...........

America and the Rest of the English Speaking World - Great nations DIVIDED by a Common Language

RE: Ode to women everywhere...................

A woman posting an ode to women ... isn't that VANITY ?

Links this to that other thread ?

RE: Trump threatens to completely annihilate NK

Following on from that of course you then ask the questions

" Which countries align themselves with the biggest rogue nation, the country most prone to aggression and which by their alignment and acquiesence (sp) add to that threat ..."

Australia, Canada, UK, NZ are all part of the 5 Eyes Spy Network and addin all of the NATO Countries and 'NATO Wannabes'

RE: Are you vain????

EVERYONE ?

That means 'without exception' doesn't it ?

RE: DOCTORS JUST WANT YOUR MONEY

Sounds like a pretty good cure for hypochondria ... when did your Doc tell you this ?

What's happened to all the nice people today ...

Typical American ... blames anything and everything!



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But we left a teddy bear for consolations !

Eating fish n chips outta newspaper ... could ya, would ya, should ya

I'm not sure if you're afflicted by some serious mental health issue or if the nonsense you post is 'just because you're a Merican ?

I guess if it's an SMH then there's at least hope for treatment to improve your life ...

Eating fish n chips outta newspaper ... could ya, would ya, should ya

Congrats on the compliments ... though we do have bigger and better compliments for the Dutch ... we adore those curious little Dafodil motor cars that you once made, and your dykes are fabulous ... even hetero men can't fail to be impressed!

I guess all nations have their 'peculiar habits' and the use of newspaper as an OUTER wrap (the inner wrap was always clean white or greaseproof paper) might be seen as Britain Having Led The World In Recycling since forever ;-)

But that was only ever 'take away' fish and chips and yes in a restaurant or cafe you'd have a plate ...

As for boxes, yes many places use cardboard trays or boxes these days ... but putting a lid over fish n chips is not a good idea, the heat forms condensation and the fish batter quickly becomes soggy! In an ideal world of course fish and chips would never be wrapped, rather they'd be eaten fresh (out of paper as you walk home from the pub)

RE: heart murmur

You probably mean a head echo ...

Doc taps person on head and then uses a sonar-graph to register the number and intensity of reflected echoes ?

RE: Self image !

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