RE: Pillow talk.

Yes, on a serious 'serious note' mattresses on the pavement are sooooooo not a good idea !

Here's hoping you found a nice dry spot under the bridge




cheers

RE: Pillow talk.

Best advice there would be to listen very carefully ... with your hearing aid turned off !

Thinking of CC ?

Bang Head off Wall to alleviate pain

frustrated:

RE: False alarm

Oh ... humour ?

Who;d have guessed it of dear old Haribal !

RE: Armed teachers

So, give them all guns and the staff room and yards become replays of the OK Corral ?

RE: In crowd

Nope, the only thing that cliques here is the keyboard !

grin

RE: REAL Life Pet Peeves

WTF ... are you going soft soft in yer old age then ?

BRING IT ON !!!!

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RE: My philosophy 100% is..!

... so, if that's the case why are so many of your threads apparently written in such a way as to appear to be seeking validation and praise from others? (as has happened here right away)

It could easily be argued that to 'expect nothing and accept everything' is to be apathetic ... and that Pedro, is one short step from death!



wine

RE: I know i am ''right''

I suspect I'm possibly not alone in tiring of the diet of 'inanities from the inadequate' and those who persistently hang on their every word and pander to their every whim as if mental instability and irrationality were to be honoured and glorified ?

Compassion is a soft fabric that wears out when used as a door mat.

RE: Do you need ''healing''...?

Slpas pork chops from other thread on PPC ...

Cheers, anything to keep the powerbills down ... just don't wriggle about till they're cooked eh !!!

RE: Constructive criticism!

I have a pack of three large juicy pork chops ... that sorta thing ?

RE: Constructive criticism!

There are very few people who are sufficiently objective and 'secure about self' to be able to offer a fair and constructive criticism.

IN THE MAIN if you pay attention to such 'faults' as they would point out and have you improve, you'll notice (quite by chance) that they are referring to their very own weaknesses !

But, every once in a while someone close to us who's wisdom we can appreicate will kindly (or otherwise) draw attention ... and though it might sting a little, if we focus on the content and not the sting, we might learn something useful that we can apply!

RE: I know i am ''right''

98% of Pedro's threads are about how 'not right he is' ...beer

RE: A few gags

I like telling jokes but I often up hoarse after a run..

So, with that in mind...

Try not to laugh too hard…

A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky.
The landlord says: "Hey, we've got a whisky named after you."
The horse replies: "What, George?"

A horse trudges slowly into a pub and orders a drink.
“Evenin’” says the barman, “why the long face?”
"Really" says the horse "Like you need ask..."


A horse walks into a smart cocktail bar.
The doorman says: “Wait you can’t come in here without a tie.”
The horse goes out to his car, looks in the boot and gets a set of jump leads, which he ties around his neck.
He goes back in and says to the barman: “This alright?”
The barman says: “Hmm, ok... but don’t you be starting anything.”

A poorly-looking horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head. He orders a glass of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness.
He downs the lot and says to the barman: “I shouldn’t really be drinking this with what I’ve got?”
“Why, what have you got?”
“About £2 and a carrot.”

Which side of a horse has more hair?
The outside

What’s a horse’s favourite TV show?
Neigh-bours

An Irish racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet.
“Will I be able to race this horse again?,” he asks
The vet replies: “Oh, to be sure, to be sure you will, let me know when and I'll have my money on you winning it!

Did you hear about the depressed horse?
He told a tale of whoa!


A dead horse walks into a bar and orders a whisky.
“I’m sorry, sir,” says the barman. “We don’t serve spirits.


Black Beauty, aye, now that one's definitely a dark horse for you!

Who can tell me "What is 2+2 ?"

That's ALL we need on here ... a freekin' Ossie Wurzel !!!!





cheers

RE: Talk therapy

Wonders out loud ... " Has Pedro ever consider SDASU Therapy ? "

FREE BEER or WINE if you can beat this

Looks like yer in pole position Molly !!!

wine or beer

RE: Photos?

Just save yourself some time and ask

"Supposing I sent you such pics, how much you be demanding off me as a blackmail fee ?"

Save time ... just send the money !!!

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RE: On Top Of It All

That prompted the thought "Maybe Tracks could apply to The Home For Battered Wives" and see if they can help him out ???

Who can tell me "What is 2+2 ?"

So long as it makes you happy ... especially when you're writing cheques !

comfort

RE: Current Thoughts

Current thoughts ... about Watts ?

cheers

FREE BEER or WINE if you can beat this

C'mon you lot ... ya can't ALL be without imagination ?

How many hundreds of you claim to be poets in the blogs n forums ?

beer wine

Who can tell me "What is 2+2 ?"

ps sheep don't worry ... they've grown accustomed to the notion that if an Australian tour bus stops ... they're screwed.

As a result they make sure they have all the STD vax up to date at all times !!!


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Watch the vid all the way ... you'll 'get it'

RE: If you could be an expert on anything..

Well, being as One2Not has designated me as GOD here ... I'm gonna have to smite you mightily for interfering with the free will of my creations !

AND I'll be putting that post in front of SC Robert Mueller so that you too can be looked at in respect of election tampering !!!

That will be worse than hell ...

RE: If you could be an expert on anything..

Oh, has he fallen off his bike again ... poor sole !

RE: If you could be an expert on anything..

Slaps you about the head with a wet fish ...

Not at all - I'd be satisfied (I think) with such expertise as allowed me to experience human lifetimes to the fullest by being aligned with those !

:-)

RE: What do people remember the most about you after they first meet you?

To be fair though your lot owns the UN and with weapons bases in almost ever country that has rankable Uni's there exists the remote possible that you have people rushin' about and influencing the vote ...

RE: What do people remember the most about you after they first meet you?

The first signs od a true romance ... no one seems to have spotted this moment of genesis !

RE: Age Gap

I guess that would be natural if you'd fallen between the platform and the train when you were little !!!

RE: If you could be an expert on anything..

Universal law ... ie the Principles of and Technology that runs the Universe !

FREE BEER or WINE if you can beat this

for nonsense poetry

"One Fine Day in the Middle of the night"

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A legless donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a 9 inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all

A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the 2 dead boys
If you don't believe this story's true
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too!

I'm feeling pretty secure I won;t have to shell out for any beers or wine ... UNLESS you actually CAN do better ????

cheers

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