Pours you a Bottle o' broon, hands ower a bag of Smith's crisps with the waxed paper twist of salt and joins with aal the rest o the union lads from Scotwood fer a few verses of 'The RedFlag ...'
We'll nivvor die We'll nivvor die We'll nivvor die We'll nivvor die We'll keep the Red Flag Flying High We'll nivvor die We'll nivvor die We'll nivvor die We'll nivvor die We'll keep the Toon Army Alive ...
( That was The Fat Slags Cheer Leading Squad performing live in The Bigg Market ... )
And there was me thinking this was going to be a warning about mixing up the tubes deep heat and ointment for yer piles !
There must be a lotta people on here who use both of those products and the way they belch, gripe and whine I'm of the opinion it's very probably a more common mistake than they'd like to admit to !
But, never mind ... the geography part was nice eh !
Well, purely because you new to the MBs and because you said 'No one looked at your profile' I went n looked !
Looks like someone drove a bulldozer through and cleared out all the words ?
The profile is 'your little place from the net where you tell about yourself and express hope that you'll find it ( her) or with her ( or both )
I'm sorry Senor ... that profile, needs further construction and development ... it's like a Spanish beach hotel in the 1980's ... far from finished, even though it is open ;)
Then, I hope she comes from a family where their forefather have commonly lived to a very, very great age ... and I hope she's a stoic ... y'know ... handles dissapointment well ;)
Then you have those people who have 'moveable lines' that can be advanced and retracted at will so that they maximise their opportunities to 'feel offended' about 'whatever ...'
This is most common amongst
Democrats
(so called) Feminists
Students ( esp media and gender studies )
If you ever come across a Feminist ( either gender) Democrat Gender studies post grad student the best plan is immediate retreat before you get strangled in the multitude of line strands !
In the words of that late great Canadian, entertainer Hughie Green
Not a lotta people concern themselves with 'ethics' instead relying on 'morality' which has just come to 'the current absence of ethics' and 'societal approval of fashionable destructive behaviour'
How about farting in church ... say at a moment in the sermon when the preacher is pausing 'for effect' ... does that cross a line ?
Crossing the line ...
Pity post ... can't say much after that !Next please ... all show yer tickets as you board the bus!