Crossing the line ...

Pity post ... can't say much after that !


Next please ... all show yer tickets as you board the bus!

cheers

How many people can get in a quick sneaky

Pours you a Bottle o' broon, hands ower a bag of Smith's crisps with the waxed paper twist of salt and joins with aal the rest o the union lads from Scotwood fer a few verses of 'The RedFlag ...'

We'll nivvor die
We'll nivvor die
We'll nivvor die
We'll nivvor die
We'll keep the Red Flag Flying High
We'll nivvor die
We'll nivvor die
We'll nivvor die
We'll nivvor die
We'll keep the Toon Army Alive ...

cheering cheering cheering cheering cheering cheering

( That was The Fat Slags Cheer Leading Squad performing live in The Bigg Market ... )

Who fondly remembers the

You can always dream those strange li'l dreams of yours Looby ... but ain't a single one of them coming true Lou



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RE: New Zealand school abolishes gendered uniforms

Bit random ... I'll have to do my Manuel Impersonation

"Que ... no undertand wot chew mean ??"

RE: New Zealand school abolishes gendered uniforms

Do you think gender homogenisation is a good thing ?

Even the dairy companies are going back to non-homogenised products !

RE: Say Anything IIV

You should make syrup ...

doh

Who fondly remembers the



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Rowan and Martin Laugh In series ...

Probably the only good thing to come out of America apart from JD and JB ?

cheers

RE: The Ring of Fire (northern Ontario)

And there was me thinking this was going to be a warning about mixing up the tubes deep heat and ointment for yer piles !

There must be a lotta people on here who use both of those products and the way they belch, gripe and whine I'm of the opinion it's very probably a more common mistake than they'd like to admit to !

But, never mind ... the geography part was nice eh !



cheers

RE: New Zealand school abolishes gendered uniforms

well, any clothing manufacturers who want to go broke overnight can start making skirts for boys!

Come the revolution the people running such schools will be amongst the first against the wall ... and it won;t be to give them medals !



doh

Did you ever wonder why an individual who's made it plain that they 'have issues with you"

Sounds like you're the only one crying Bella ... or should that be Billa ?

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RE: Hi everybody

No, of course not ... it the same old 'old pic' he used last time :-)

In the Never NeverLand of CS No One ever ages !


Welcome back Ali !

Did you ever wonder why an individual who's made it plain that they 'have issues with you"

Well, purely because you new to the MBs and because you said 'No one looked at your profile' I went n looked !

Looks like someone drove a bulldozer through and cleared out all the words ?

The profile is 'your little place from the net where you tell about yourself and express hope that you'll find it ( her) or with her ( or both )

I'm sorry Senor ... that profile, needs further construction and development ... it's like a Spanish beach hotel in the 1980's ... far from finished, even though it is open ;)

wine or cheers

Did you ever wonder why an individual who's made it plain that they 'have issues with you"

Me intimidated ?

Maybe Rambo or RoboCop in their younger days ... but here


Have a barrel 'o' broon Missus

Just, y'knaaa ... divven't drink it aal at wunce or yis'll gan blineded lyek!



cheers

How many people can get in a quick sneaky

You're too much of an optimist eh Rednex !

cheers

Did you ever wonder why an individual who's made it plain that they 'have issues with you"

would be a regular visitor to your profile ...

Any other would be amateur shrinks wanna have a go and explain it ?



cheers beers or wine for the best answer :-)

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RE: Don't Post Until You're Spoken To...

Yer a strange gal ....

Wonders was it eating grubs when you were a baby, or the result of drinking Fosters when you came off the milk ?


Speaking of grubs ...

A Kiwi, a Jew and a Somali were the only survivors after their light plane crashed on a desert island.

The three had spent several days wandering round the island but found nothing by way of food.

The Kiwi came running down the hill to the beach!

"I've found a few grubs, not much but I'll share them between us

He offers a grub to the Jew who looks at it with disgust and gives it to the Somali who eagerly eats it.

The Kiwi eats a grub and says to the Jew " They're really good ... you should take on...'

So, the Kiwi hands one to the Jew ... who taps the Somali on the arm

" You'd like to buy a grub my friend ..."

How many people can get in a quick sneaky

I'm sure this thread, probably the entire board system is under the anxious eyes of numerous international nutboards ...

Erhhhh, obviously I misspelled 'emininent psychology professors!

And good night to the CIA ... c'yall soon !

How many people can get in a quick sneaky

Well, that's a rate of about one post every 20 minutes !

But, good to see couple newbies joining in eh

Welcome to CS ... feel at home now will y'all !

wine <<< wee slug of poteen to warm your hearts, but not to much or y'll be paying for it with yer eyesight!

How many people can get in a quick sneaky

post if I leave this unattended for 30 minutes ?

I bet it's less than 5 !

RE: she is waiting on you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,chaps

Then, I hope she comes from a family where their forefather have commonly lived to a very, very great age ... and I hope she's a stoic ... y'know ... handles dissapointment well ;)

Crossing the line ...

And for those who don't ... could we have public executions ?

peace

A Challenge to all newbies and lurkers ...

Heard about that in a chat in 'Men Only ...'

It's a legend in there ... the size of two disney theme parks with a drive in movie, hotels, casinos and ....


( someone keep her distracted while I have plastic surgery and relocate to a different planet - I is too young to die )



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Crossing the line ...

Indeed and hence the reason for the thread ...

Then you have those people who have 'moveable lines' that can be advanced and retracted at will so that they maximise their opportunities to 'feel offended' about 'whatever ...'

This is most common amongst

Democrats

(so called) Feminists

Students ( esp media and gender studies )


If you ever come across a Feminist ( either gender) Democrat Gender studies post grad student the best plan is immediate retreat before you get strangled in the multitude of line strands !

In the words of that late great Canadian, entertainer Hughie Green

" And, I mean that most sincerely, folks..."





grin

Crossing the line ...

No thanks Sir ... but should I ever need coke for the boiler I know where to come !

wine

Crossing the line ...

Nice ethic !

Not a lotta people concern themselves with 'ethics' instead relying on 'morality' which has just come to 'the current absence of ethics' and 'societal approval of fashionable destructive behaviour'



How about farting in church ... say at a moment in the sermon when the preacher is pausing 'for effect' ... does that cross a line ?

Crossing the line ...

Nobody ever told me where MY stick was ... I guess until I find MY stick then I'm lineless ... as well as ageless and timeless !!!

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Crossing the line ...

OK, where are these lines ?

RE: Don't Post Until You're Spoken To...

You're having breakfast in a dog's toilet ????


That certainly will draw you some 'interesting' personal mails from the Stranger Members ! !!!!!





teddybear

RE: Sweden

Perhaps that's why so many Americans like Mr Putin ????

cheers

The First Ever OnLine Imagination and Olfactory Function Thread

Yours has all the subtlety of month old caviar ...

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