RE: Likes by fakes

Bit of a wasted effort ... yanno, people messing with your head when it's already such a total mess eh Ooooooby

Have beer , well I mean a Budd it's like beer but only crappier





cheers

RE: did you get the money...?

Pity post ... a lifeline before it sinks and another sad and lonely thread dies the death !

beer

RE: Sweden

Can't see any reason why Russia would want to invade Sweden

I can see many thousands of reasons why Sweden (especially Swedish WOMEN) might INVITE a Russian 'intervention' to help them with certain current social problems.


Feeling trapped in your own home at night because you dare not walk the street or use the Metro system must be awful for them...

RE: What's the word on the street..?

You want people to smell the street ?

Whatta strange girl !!!

;)

RE: What's the word on the street..?

Tarmac

Paving

The First Ever OnLine Imagination and Olfactory Function Thread

Imagine that the person above just farted ( broke wind if you're a polite sorta person)

How bad was it ...

A Challenge to all newbies and lurkers ...

Create a thread in CS lounge

Come here (this thread) and tell us what YOU thread is titled ...

Sure, you MAY get a bit of ragging ... but thicken your skin, 99.99 % of all that's said here is well meant

Legal Disclaimer

There's an unspecified chance that any and all statistics quoted in the thread may have been plucked from the air

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RE: A new bad joke, anyone?

When the moon hist your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore...

When you swim in a creek
And an eel bites your cheeks
That's a moray ...
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US police are being sued again (nothing new) but this is one is a bit extreme even for them

They locked up an insomniac and held him overnight.

Noticing he'd not slept at all they proceeded to add a further charge of ... resisting a rest

,.,.,.,.,

OK, so trying to figure this out for a while

Mary had a baby ... Jesus

Jesus was the Lamb of God

So ... Mary had a little lamb ?

I wrote and asked the Pope but no reply as yet!

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Can you picture the scene ...

Medusa calls the plumber about her blocked shower

Plumber gets there and finds dozens of dead snakes ...

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RE: Sweden

NO ... apparently not !



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Many are not even nice when they travel as tourists !

RE: Should Alaska be given back to Russia?

Yes, with those who pretend to be from New Zealand. I bet you´re from Gibraltar aren´t you???[/quote


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Nothing fake about me Mister !

Maybe the solution is "Send Sarah Palin to Spain!"



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RE: Don't Post Until You're Spoken To...

ROFL ... you get back in the back o' the shack, wench !!!

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RE: The Pill to Lower Your IQ permanently

It would be wasted on some ...

RE: Is there someone who is looking for friendship

You WANT a friend ... always begins with BEING FRIENDLY

Regardless of race, creed, colour or culture ...

RE: Should Alaska be given back to Russia?

USA give back ... does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,does not compute, does not compute,

peace

RE: Write a country, city or major well known town with last letter of previous

Rotorua ... In New Zealand

cheers

RE: Don't Post Until You're Spoken To...

But, but, but ... Moses would look younger too if he'd used pics from the previous millenium

teddybear

RE: Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?

There much exaggerated rumour of my own death which apparently everyone in the pub had heard and there was a lotta beer sprayed around when I walked in there !

Seems there was a guy with same name in next village ... just glad I got that one scotched before anyone went round and told the missus (ex)

cheers

RE: Should Alaska be given back to Russia?

And, perhaps, all the fakers allegedly from Spain should recycled with with high level nuclear waste ???

cheers

RE: Don't Post Until You're Spoken To...

Oh I totally agree re the baptism of fire so far I've had nothing but positive experience on CS and some very nice inbox messages from nice people (with a couple of Nigerian scammers thrown in, which I've blocked immediately )

Just speaking generally oh and the reference to "gang" is a poor choice of word considering people have different perceptions of that word... for me "gang" just refers to a group of people in a club[/quote


Then ... for fex sake ... what ARE ya whining aboot woman ????


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RE: The universe, or the cosmos, has already preselected your soul mate

Drops to bended knees, clasps hands in sincere prayer and thanks heaven for that and not you !

At least I'd have SOME hope of negotiating with a Terrorist


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RE: Don't Post Until You're Spoken To...

Sure ... do you have any good newbies recipes ?


I think an overnight marinade and then jointed onto a hot BBQ is best ... baked potatoes and salad ... instant feast :-)

And beers ....

cheers cheers cheers

RE: Don't Post Until You're Spoken To...

We're all adults here and IMHO adults ought to be able to handle themselves as adults !

There's a few who get precious about all sorts of everything ... I guess they are the one's who whine about others being 'unfriendly' ?

But if they pulled on their BigBoy underpants and their Big Girl Knickers and quit their PC 'Everything is offensive because it offends ME' and started looking at other people's perspectives ...

I think that's called 'Getting A Life' ... something like that!

It's always good to have new people take part and ( I reckon ) it's plain and obvious that EVERYONE on here goes through some sort of 'baptism of fire' when they start posting ... it surely happened to me and I'm happy to handle incoming and dish back as good as I get!

Moderation on here is handled really well by Admin too.

But hey, IN REAL LIFE it's not so different is it ... join any sort of social org and it tales time to find your feet, understand the local culture ( the characters and 'the way things rock' )

I doubt there's any gang or gangs here though ... not ever seen anything to support that PoV

cheers

RE: Engagement Rings . do you want one?

I'd say never look a gift horse in the mouth myself and if a wealthy man offered you gifts ... he might well be offended if they were refused!

But each to their own


There's the teddybear you asked for somewhere else in a thread


grin

RE: Mrs. Trump Visits Children's Hospital

Hillary would never have gone there, but if she did she certainly would have kept the colouring books for herself !

grin

RE: Trumps day are numbered

Funny ... every day the number gets longer ...


Ooby ... have you ever tried this ?

frustrated frustrated frustrated

RE: A new bad joke, anyone?

A few quickies ... cos I know it's all that some of you can manage !

There was a big moron and a little moron sitting on a fence.
The big moron fell off. Why?
The little moron was a little more on.


What do you call a midget fortune teller who just escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!


What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig?
I wanna get a head!


Why did the ram go off the end of the cliff?
Because he didn't see the ewe turn.


Why did the dolphin kill himself?
As a single for many years he felt there was no reason to go on without a porpoise in his life!


Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died in his kitchen?
Sadly he pasta way.


What has four legs and one arm?
A happy pit bull.


This might be too complex for some ... but

During its heyday the Wells Fargo Company employed a number of specialized stagecoaches such as one with a church for Sunday operation, and one of their most popular models featured a darkroom on board, so passengers who took pictures could have them processed en route and the prints delivered at their destination.

One day a stagecoach equipped with a darkroom was headed for Wichita when, passing through a small town, it was intercepted by the local marshall, who said, "Halt in the name of the law!"

"What's the problem?" the stagecoach driver asked.

"You should know that the operation of a mobile darkroom is illegal in Kansas," the marshall said.

At this point two psychologists on horseback arrived on the scene.

One of them said, "I suppose what we have here is a classic case of the Oedipus complex."

The other said, "No, it's much simpler than that - it's just an arrested stage of development."
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A farmer who lived in ancient Rome was working in the fields one day when he came across a giant strawberry, about two feet wide and four feet high.

He thought this would be a novelty that many would want to see, so he took it home, washed it off, and set up a display in a case. He advertised the giant strawberry far and wide, and people came from all over to see the exhibit. He charged admission and made a pile of money.

However, he failed to report his earnings to the tax authorities, so they came to his farm to confiscate the exhibit. When they arrived at his door, he said, "I suppose you have come all this way to admire my exhibit as well?"

"No," they said. "We've come to seize your berry, not to praise it."

RE: Lookins Matchmaking

Or in the case here ...

" Almost everything is coloured in by their crayons ? "

grin

RE: Are you on drugs?

There are certain situations where a 40ounce can makes a better job than the fresh product !

cheers

RE: Farewell 007

Aye ... and many other roles !

I can see he's gonna be peaking on YouTube Searches ...

cheers

RE: Engagement Rings . do you want one?

You might want to consider heading off to one of them thar Russian dating sites ... after reading this !



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That would get ya cheering cheering cheering cheering eh ?

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