RE: WOW! Keeping It ALLL In The Family???... What the.....

Henry VIII married his brother's widow ... and look what happened


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RE: Super Dumb Trump or Super Scary Trump - Redrum Alert folks and get a helmet

Cub ... if brains were dynamite and your head exploded the resulting bang would be less loud than a mouse farting in a desert graveyard at the dead of night!

RE: Pyramid of a woman's needs

Hierarchy of Woman's Needs

On the primaary level ( essential for life ) 'All her own way'

On the secondary level - All her own way about everything

On the tertiary level - All her own way about everything all the time

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RE: Do you think Polls should be banned

No ... the world would be awash with cabbage of there were no Polls to eat them !!!

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part XVI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuCpTi0EtbU&index=2&list=RDNGorjBVag0I

RE: should chickens be given the right to vote

Absolutely ... French Chickens have been discriminated against for years since Churchill refused to allow De Gaulle more than safe refusge!

Things can't get any more whacky in France!

Vive Les Poulles !

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RE: Should Scottish porridge miners retire at 60



Pah ... he's French .. what a whiner know about the many glorious uses of beer ;)

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RE: i want a lambourgini ok..?

I have some sheepskin offcuts

You could sew em up to make a lamb-bikini ?

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RE: 37 mental health experts sign a letter warning of Trump's 'grave emotional instability

I was thinking about through the day and I realised 'relativity' applies to all things.

So, given that EVERYONE likes to think that they themselves are sane then I suppose these left wing loony libtards actually have to declare Mr Trump insane as his behaviour is so terribly alien to their own...

professor PRIME EXAMPLE

Candidate Trump made promises to the people of the USA

President Trump is making good on those promises

Democrats have never seen anything like this happen from their candidates.

I'll now perform my imitation of a Democrat Voter

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" WTF is happening ...the man is doing what he said he'd do ! "

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RE: Problem!

I'm sure there's many nice men here who'd love to help you bend ...

;)

RE: Problem!

Is that a familiar feeling then ?

Like, something you've had to do all your life since being a naughty teen ?

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RE: Problem!

Well, it must be you ...

Cos we can all see you !

Peep poh !

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RE: Problem!

It's the effect of all the port !

RE: Problem!

I dunno if this will help, but is it a clue that you're typing with a braille keyboard ?

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RE: Ladies If You Like Someone On Here ..............

THE HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...

On each floor the signs on the doors read:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,261,496,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


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RE: JOB OPENING: Only Foreign Workers WANTED

Aye, speaking of bridges, I have a few for sale too ... HCC needed money so I did a cash deal with the outgoing mayor for Waiere Drive Bridge, the pedestrian and services bridge, Fairfield Bridge, Bridge St Bridge and Cobham Bridge

I could be interested in selling them on / trade them for a 4 / 5 * hotel chain and cash my way ... or perhaps a JV deal with a tolls extraction vendor ?

Any takers ?

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RE: JOB OPENING: Only Foreign Workers WANTED

There's no known cure for the sort of gripe that Jac suffers from !

I think it admirable that people can be single minded and determines, but it;s a bit tragic when they lose their reasoning abilities and become one eyed ... like failing to see the difference between hiring a handful of seasonal workers for a vineyard versus (say) closing a car plant in the USA and sending jobs and factory south forever.

Or recognising the legitimacy of the seasonal visa process vs ignoring the illegality of undocumented entry and etc.

GBTUSA ... it'll all come right in time !

RE: why is it so hard to find a good woman on this site?

Can I double check you spelling ?

Did you really mean p e r c e p t i o n /

It's just that many (most even maybe) on here change there reality by changing their p r e s c r i p t i o n !

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RE: Is the world heading towards WW3 ?

Nah ... the risk has considerably decreased since Obama expired and Clinton was soundly kicked into tocuh for being so thoroughly out of touch !

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GBTUSA

teddybear for Karl, try not to hurt this one eh !

RE: Tny Blair calls for action against Brexit

I'm not mocking you ... you raised very pertinent and specific examples of Blair's war crimes !

Let's face it ... Blair told the Intelligent Services what their reports to him had to contain - it's inconceivable that he was unaware of his role in facilitating torture in illegal 'offshore' and 'off-grid' locations.

And yes, I am genuinely taken aback to see your expression awareness ... you always have seemed so committed to the splendour of the King's Magic Suit of Clothes.



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RE: Do you think women & men have...

I don't think that having different roles excludes having shared responsibilities.

For example, she's never going to inseminate me, nor am I ever going to bear a child.

Didn't stop me from getting up at night and changing / feeding the babies though !

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RE: Type any word that comes to ur mind

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RE: PM Trudeau takes Trump on with proper handshake!.., You go Trudeau!

A Toll that's created a Troll perhaps ?

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RE: Tny Blair calls for action against Brexit

You seem to be having a rare moment of clarity ... here's hoping it lasts, I'm happy for you!

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RE: Tny Blair calls for action against Brexit

I'm not sure if you are suggesting that those are " legitimate " reasons or not ?

RE: why is it so hard to find a good woman on this site?

Most likely because YOU have an expanded, exaggerated and impossible set of criteria in respect of what you suppose makes a woman a 'good woman' and that's in conflict with the similar set of criteria held by many women as to what makes a man a 'good man'.

Add to that there's " unlimited choice " and women (especially) have a tendency to always think there's someone better just rounbd the corner.

Think of it like a restaurant menu ... on all those TV 'rescue shows' one of, if not THE very first thing that the SuperChef does is to cut back on the number of dishes. Makes iy easy for the kitchen staff AND it also makes it easier for the customer TO CHOOSE.

The date site industry makes torrents of money by turning unaware highly cheerful optimists into deeply cynical pessimists !

" The chances of anything coming from Mars

Are a billion to one they say ... "

The chances of anything coming from THIS are even smaller :-)

And for the those people, who are here all day every day, it allows them to kid themselves

Juss Sayin

RE: PM Trudeau takes Trump on with proper handshake!.., You go Trudeau!

You must the last person alive to admit they watch SNL !

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RE: i want a lambourgini ok..?

I can tell you lust after the Italian flair for design and there's no doubt Italy's biggest TRACTOR maker does indeed make very fine sports cars.

But Pedro, Pedro, Pedro ... maybe you have to be more modest in your aspirations ?

Perhaps a nice Lambo - retta ?

Or, iffa your abudgetta issa little asmallera ... amaybe a Lambatoppeda pizza eh ?

:-)

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RE: Does going through hardships in life make you tougher and stronger ? ..... in your opinion....

The general principle seems to be

" What doesn't KILL you makes you stronger "

However 'general principles always seem to have need of a foot note or three so I'd add

" IF you LEARN from your hardships AND don't keep on REPEATING the same causal errors THEN a person probab;ly becomes both stronger AND wiser!

And, generalities always have exceptions ... some people seem unable to learn from their experiences !

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RE: What is like to be American?

The Canadians would be as offended as the Kiwis are when people confuse them with Ostrines !

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