GIven the amount of hormones that went into the cow that made the splat that was put on the brussel sprout ... you could end up with an entirely new breed bovine brussel cross ?
Really ... I get at least two mails a month from them telling me I have compensation due form the UN International Fruadulent Scam Reparation Fund' and many other similar schemes ...
When all the money comes through I'm gonna own the planet ... and you can all call me Boss !
Yeah, we're getting a bit bored now with the India based 'Microsoft Service Centre Scams'
If you're not familiar
"This is Sanjay ( Or Dillya or etc) from Microsoft International Servoce Centre
We have been noticing that there are some errors and traced them to your computer - it's important to us that you have good result from your microsoft products and I'm here to help you resolve the situation ... "
Ultimately there goal is to have you go to REMOTE ACCESS and allow them to have control of your machine ... malware, spamware, asset stripping ( accounts, IDs passwords, bank details etc etc etc)
Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
A single question was asked:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a complete failure because:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant. And in Australia, Canada, New Zealand and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
Sure I've been at a party (for example) and have seen a woman whom I thought I'd like to meet so I asked the host or a mutual friend to introduce us at an opportune moment.
But that's just ordinary intelligent social behaviour, isn't it?
Yes well, MRs Merkel is telling German to stock up and prepare for the worst ... though 5 days food and water seems pointless when the last war lasted six years!
But what's Hamsterkaeufe ... some sort of sausage made from hamsters?
Or worse, maybe they have Richard Hammond hanging from a hook in the bucther shop ????
I'm a ship's surveyor ... you want to get all the necessary certificates for compliance and seaworthiness I'm your man!
Plus, I have contacts with leading insurers at Lloyds of London!
Oh, but yer the Old testament crowd arent you ... lets hope 'Faith In God' produces abetter result than 'Trying to Negotiate With Squirmy Insurance Companies'
If the capacity for humour truly is a marker for intelligence ( and it IS) then TG that there's at least one other intelligent life form on the forums!
Top o the morning to you and all the other lepery corns ;)
( Let's not start a an anglooirish race war, lets remember how it was when we could have a good craic - anyways my Mum was Irish though I've never lived there )
Top o the morning to you and all the other lepery corns ;)
( Let's not start a an anglooirish race war, lets remember how it was when we could have a good craic - anyways my Mum was Irish though I've never lived there )
quote=ooby_dooby]whom you are in a relationship with who doesn't hesitate to throw all your shortcomings and imperfections or mistakes in your face and never accepts blame for anything? It's ALWAYS 100% your fault?
Interesting as there's a relatively smaller number of socalled Alpha Females ( your suggestion that they're unwilling to commit for fear of financial loss makes them sound pathetic in their attachment to money) and it seems to me that those women tend to only marry the super rich anyway ... thereby enhancing their wealth rather than actually being much at risk themselves.
But, increasingly, and certainly across the western world it's WOMEN who are instigating divorce / civil union / de-facto separations and a large nunber seem perfectly willing to sit out the time period after which they qualify for a 50% property claim.
Perhaps you just unwitting gave us the truth ... women are more interested in money and property than they are interested in men???
If only Haynes would publish such a manual ... guys might begin understand how they work, what was needed for propermaintenance and why those durned women break down so often ???
There's as many opinions as there are men ... yet oddly enough when it comes to LTRs few men 'end up' with a woman who matches what they might previously have expressed asa preference (if any )
But why ask the question ... the majority of women seem to resent being seen as or preferred for being a 'body type' ... why promote a negative stereotype ?
( I ask as I'm interested in the logic behind the poll ;) )
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UN telephone survey
GIven the amount of hormones that went into the cow that made the splat that was put on the brussel sprout ... you could end up with an entirely new breed bovine brussel cross ?