First Approaches ... when you choose not to have a phoro displayed

Congratulations ... though I'm an imported fruit here and not an authentic kiwi fruit, do you still love me

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1) No, marriage ended six years ago (honestly)
2) No, also honestly
3) No, honestly, I actually quipped about being ugly ;)
4) No, though I admit I haven't actually been 'tested for paranoia' and I (seem to be) confident enough ... I can cross the road on my own in traffic and ride a two wheeled bicycle on my own in the park!

Ya do seem a bit obsessed about dishonesty ... do we assume you'd been 'done over' a time or two then?

That's a shame, statistically the number of guys who could cheat on a woman in a lifetimes would always be too small a sample to make any meaningful assumption about 'men in general' eh?

Nice pics by the way !

I looked up Sandton too ...

Sandton is a wealthy area in the city of Johannesburg, South Africa, in the Gauteng Province. The name comes from the combination of two of its suburbs, Sandown and Bryanston, both of which were named after places in the United Kingdom. In 1969 Sandton was promulgated as a municipality in its own right, but lost its status as an independent town after the re-organisation of South African local governments.

Wanna be my Uptown Girl ?

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First Approaches ... when you choose not to have a phoro displayed

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Nah, no upset TPD (me thinks you like the name eh ;) )

Perhaps we should have dinner and talk?

Or, as all inbound flights from UK to NZ arrive at about 6:30 am, maybe breakfast would be better?

Champagne and MacDonalds ... or do you prefer real food ;)

RE: been on 2 hrs and recieved 7 emails.

Reckon ya need to look on 'college girl sites' eh

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First Approaches ... when you choose not to have a phoro displayed

I tried to load a pic

ERROR MESSAGE 13 - You can't possibly be THAT UGLY

doh

Tell me HAVE YIU EVER BEEN ARRESTED and I promise never to reveal

Yeah right tui!

YOU can keep yer hat on !!!

First Approaches ... when you choose not to have a phoro displayed

Well done, have a wine

Unlike Ms Adobe you actually 'get it' that it's not 'a complaint'

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Though to be fair I could have been plainer that I meant 'first contact mails' that ONLY ask for a pic and say nothing else at all!

frustrated

What becomes of the broken hearted

Whats that song?

'No more breaking your heart ...'

Maybe your more a Motown man though.

Three trips to college for 'Three Degrees'



yay help, lemme out I'm trapped inside the internet yay

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First Approaches ... when you choose not to have a phoro displayed

No, but I'm sure willing to learn from the lady who parked Italy in Australia !!!!

The boys from the GPS Sat Nav companies would like a word with you too


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First Approaches ... when you choose not to have a phoro displayed

Oh, lemme see ..

NO

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Tell me HAVE YIU EVER BEEN ARRESTED and I promise never to reveal

You love him ...

You love him not ...

YOU LOVE HIM teddybear teddybear teddybear

What becomes of the broken hearted

Would ya be passing that good man there a pinta good guinness and oi'll be havin one with him too !!!

What becomes of the broken hearted

Anger AND remorse ... that's an unusual recipe!

Did you get yer heart broken while you were 'In College' then

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What becomes of the broken hearted

It's almost 2 am here in chilly NZ so I reckon it's time for bed

Could I leave my nice cuddly shoulder mounted grenade launcher with you ... there's lots of ammo so don't mind if you waste a few rounds and make a mess of Spain just so long as you take him dopwn eventually

Nite all

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What becomes of the broken hearted

Oh we'll pick that up again later ... right now we have beer n goulash to attend to!


Beer ..... Mmmmmmmmmmm

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What becomes of the broken hearted

Who found love that's now departed ...

sad flower

First Approaches ... when you choose not to have a phoro displayed

Forgive me ... I omitted to place a ' ? / at the end of the text, but I think it was still fairly clear that I was posing a question eh ;)

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Tell me HAVE YIU EVER BEEN ARRESTED and I promise never to reveal

Greetings Stevo ... International Man of Mystery and Boos of the 'Telling Me Off' division

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THAT is beyond the point!

So, what did you get arrested for ... stealing sherbet dips when you were seven ?

RE: Slater-the Flight Attendent who said the customer is not always right

Captains Log - Star Date August 19th 2010

Lest we forget ...

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Tell me HAVE YIU EVER BEEN ARRESTED and I promise never to reveal

your secret to another soul cheering angel

First Approaches ... when you choose not to have a phoro displayed

Thanks for that ... I though 'reply' linked the post to the prev person!

I think that prev one was to Rilly

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First Approaches ... when you choose not to have a phoro displayed

You can come for tea n scones !

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First Approaches ... when you choose not to have a phoro displayed

Wanna do a double act ...

Oh, hang on, I'm a nudophobic ... will that still work ?

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First Approaches ... when you choose not to have a phoro displayed

I see yer a photoshop expert eh :-)

doh

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First Approaches ... when you choose not to have a phoro displayed

Excellent ... I'll share a couple beers with you two then!



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What a lot of lurkers on here ...

There's FREE BEER here in Hamilton tomorrow

But don't worry, if you can get within the next month I;ll still you a jug (or wine)

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First Approaches ... when you choose not to have a phoro displayed

OK, so I along with thousands of others have opted NOT to have a display photo.

I can already hear the cynical, the nice but dime, and those who have issues with being respectful of the choices of others firing up your lil chain saws to have a slice out of me rolling on the floor laughing

But, do you people who DO have your faces plastered across cyber space' ever get more creative in your approaches than

'A photo would be nice please'

or

'Send me a pic'

or is that REALLY yer best shot

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RE: why no photos

I got an error message 131313

YOU ARE FAR TOO UGLY TO BE SEEN ON HERE

barf barf barf

RE: Slater-the Flight Attendent who said the customer is not always right

I guess it's a stressful job at times and on this occasion it just got to him.

Had it been me handling the matter in HR I could probably find a way of keeping the guy in work had it just been the rude comments, but once he took the beers and deployed the emergency equipment he has to find help elsewhere.

But, how come no one noticed he was heading towards this kind of a meltdown?

RE: been on 2 hrs and recieved 7 emails.

You got mail ... be grateful !!!

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What a lot of lurkers on here ...

It's just no good ... we can't go meeting like this !!!!


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