RE: Why are losers so atracted to me?

Like always tends to attract like, dust attracts dust, rubbish attract rubbish, Holden car club meetings attract speshul people too... I guess ?

cheers

The Poster Above You ... classical put downs

OK, take a look at the profile of the poster above you (or not) and put them in their place with a classic putdown down!

But, keep in mind the idea is to be smart, cutting, witty and lateral so no racial ethnic religious slurs, or foul language please !

And to be sure you don't let anyone 'get to you' you're NOT to reply to the person who put you in your place!

cheers

RE: AMERICA IS GREAT.

Impossible to argue with a well stated objective opinion

cheers

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....

Thinks furry dice are the automotive fashion accessory of the decade!

RE: A guys opinion on single mothers?

While agreeing with much of that I think what you may have missed is that it will probably be HER children and not THEIR children!

HIS children (if indeed he has any) are most likely living most of the time time with their mother!

There's also the interesting issue of single mums with children to more than one father.

Even with ONE ex each it can be a logistical nightmare with two or more dads it could become nightmarish

cheers

RE: Should we decrease the current airport security checks?

Personally, I think airport security nowadays is just total overkill ... pun intended.

There exists sufficient 'covert technologies' in scanning, facial recognition, exraying luggage, sniffer dogs and etc that they probably could do away with most of the additional layers.

It's made flying way more stressful and, knowing that even ainor disagreement with a Jobsworth can end up with a person missing a flight or being singled out for a strip or cavity search means people are 'just putting up with' shabby treatment from some over officious asses... such as created the shabby scenes with the woman who was carrying expressed breast milk for her baby. In 'programming' security staff they seem to have all but eliminated intelligence.

If a group REALLY wanted to create a 'terror' scenario in the future then they'd pick a target such as the London Underground or similar. I can think of at least four ways of creating havoc and panic across every sizable town and city in the USA ... if the see eye ay are reading this drop me a line - I mean no one any harm but there exists many scenarios that simply couldn't be 'protected against' unless every single person were employed in security ...

RE: who would like to marry me?

You guys figuring on breedin pohtatees then?

RE: Tell a lie about the person above you #3

HotRodLarry has never owned 120 different different inflatable girlfriends...

RE: you like somebody in net and want to know him what is your first question?

In NZ the 'standard first question' is

'Wanna root?'

RE: I am looking for a Longdistance Love who accept me what i am and who i am

He's all a yours a then toni moroni !

At last you found love ... I'm so happy for you both!

cheers

Bunny Boilers ...

leme just shine the car headlights in them ...

Bunny Boilers ...

Colonel Mustard did it ... with a marinade!

Bunny Boilers ...

Behave ... I AM a vegetarian rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Really I am !!!!

Bunny Boilers ...

Hi you help

The number of holes in my back garden you must have all yer relatives living there too!


Witchay ...

Banned?

REally, It's just a bit of a laugh but I guess some people get easily offended eh?

Bunny Boilers ...

yanno, the crazed psycho woman played by Glenn Close in 'Fatal Attraction' well, how do you guys spot them 'in advance' ?

And gals feel free to invent a term to describe guys who don't handle rejection well too!

Astrological influences on dating ... y'know what I mean

Cheers Christmas

Now, how about running a few 'perfect matches' past us ... I'm told us Leo's can find heaven with a Scorio, Gemini or Aries

I already know about the hell that exists with a Virgoan, the quenching that comes from involvement with a cold wet Pisces and the goring of the bull ...

RE: The matchmaker

Nothing exciting here on a wet Saturday afternoon so ... go for it and see who you have for LT

cheers

RE: Why do we Men, not accept a women sayin` "Size Doesn't Matter"?

I guess someone has to ask, so it may as well be me ... EXPLAIN

help us all be better men ;) sigh

RE: Is it becoming more of a need to........

That was really nice of you guy ... now y'll have to beat off all the sweeties who love violence.

Or maybe y'll just go back to beating off on yer own?

help someone help put him back in his padded cell!

RE: Are Swedish women the most boring on the net?

Perhaps swedish women just have exceptionally good taste in men ...

And foreign women don't know what awful drunks you Swedish blokes tend to be

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers

Astrological influences on dating ... y'know what I mean

Aries who 'go at it like rams a fence post'

Sulky as cancerians who stay home all the time
Virgoan perfectionists and their nitpicking
Saggis who are completely lacking in tact n diplomacy
Capricorns sure footed picking their way through life and butt anyone who's in the path
Librans who can't make their mind up about anything
Scorpions passionate, inquisitive and largely incapable of trust
Geminis lots of fun but ya never which of the twins yer talking to!
Taurus gets a (wrong) idea into their head, sees red and charges
Pisces swims in circles chasing her tail
Aquarius nobel minded but present them with a new idea and watch the shutters come down ...

Makes me danged glad to be a Leo :-)

RE: List of things make a woman Happy

She'll settle for the house, car, bank accounts and the pets plus a substantial sum for 'emotional trauma' and an income for life!

RE: What do you think about those CS members without a picture for their profiles?

Forgive me, but pass me the pukebag Oh Great One

Looking INTO a womans eyes is wonderful n worthwhile

Looking AT A PIC of a womans eyes and thinking ya see anything of great value is self deluding ... unless yer an iridologist with purpose taken pics of the eyes!

cheers you need more beers out with the lads cheers

RE: What do you think about those CS members without a picture for their profiles?

Excellent ... something representing that I go 'all the way' mind!

Yanno, from 3mm to 36mm


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RE: Massage ???

Also 'did the courses' way back about 1990 maybe and do work casually using massage.

I find women are first of all amazed to find a guy who REALLY knows how to use his hands to relive pain / create relaxation and that generally blokes who mention massage are just seeking an excuse to have clothing removed.

The common term I've heard in this respect was 'It was like a quick wipe with an oily hand during his rush to third base!'

Even a basic knowledge of human anatomy is worth having !

RE: What do you think about those CS members without a picture for their profiles?

Will you ask them to include something suitable for tools like me ;)

RE: What do you think about those CS members without a picture for their profiles?

No, scammers always have excellent clear pics only they are NEVER ever of themselves !

:-)

RE: What do you think about those CS members without a picture for their profiles?

I don't have a pic, the site gives me the right to choose and I exercise that right.

The notion that there is 'something wrong with' anyone who makes this choice is naive, and it is equally naive to assume that all the pics posted are up to date and accurate portrayals, there's no shortage of tales about people who traveled vast distances as well as across the city to find the person and the pic didn't match!

The ONLY difficulty I've experienced in 4 years membership here and the last couple of months of occasionally visiting n posting on the boards was from a few motor mouthed individuals who seem to consider themselves as some sort of CyberStars and think they own the boards.

I challenged those people individually after they ganged up and accused me of being a banned member. One by one they fell and eventually apologised including several in this thread who can remain nameless to save their blushes.

So, I'd say whats the difference.

Post a pic and enjoy those who respect your choice.

Don't post a pic and accept some people will be resistant or will not accept contact with you.

But tell me - why set out to stir up trouble and create animosity amongst people based upon nothing more than your own set of personal prejudices?

I think I'd be more concerned about THAT as an 'on display' behavioural trait than the absence of a pic!

Namaste

RE: Need votes

Flops wrist backwards ... oh, you so beat me to saying that !!!


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RE: why do men contact a woman from a very long distance on these sites

Oh I see YOUR game ... draw attention to the fact that you;re a scammer so no one believe that you are !!!

Great strategy!

Patsey ... sure there are lots of scammers, the opening page warns you of that, but not EVERY guy from overseas is!

sigh

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