doberman3 Forum Posts (1,838)

RE: I Can't Believe..............

Yes, my ex was perfect for 25 years, shove it in, and then fall asleep.
I thought something was wrong with me, now I know better.

So to tell the truth when he cheated all I could think was good luck, Romeo.

It took being with a better lover that lasted longer to show me the difference. Like night and day.

So thank goodness for Divorces.

The Dobe

RE: Rock and Roll pub................old and new!

Steely the Dan - Showbiz kids

Opos, ha ha ha

RE: Rock and Roll pub................old and new!

Steely the Dan - Showbiz kids

RE: Rock and Roll pub................old and new!

Black Keys: Howl for you baby...

RE: Must We Solve Most or All of Our Issues Before Entering A Relationship?

Ambroise, nice to see you. I like your profile.
It seems you are pretty secure in your relationship and it's a good one.
I found out I needed to work on myself before my relationship ended with my ex or I would have gone looney.
I did date while working still on myself. I did see who I didn't want to be with anymore. Also, how I could treat myself better and not lose my head right away and get to know if I really liked the person.

The Dobe

RE: Is it still a mistake when he confuses one opening with the other? again and again and again?

I wonder if he would like the feel of his dart being treated like a balloon and made into a animal shape? Or be ready with a rubber band to tie it up.
Just little hints to stay away from where he keeps going. He seems to not be direct with you so give him your own kind of message without talking.

The Dobe

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

Thinking of you Venus, the waiting is so hard. Prayers.

The Dobe

RE: GIRLS OF CS

Was that him?? Wow! I miss him and Steve. Boy, Steve could get rank but I never got offended because I knew the real Steve. Memories!!

Those were good times.

RE: What is your first teacher's name? (at primary school)

Mrs. Sinclair, she was a monster. I think she was ready for retirement after I finished the first grade. She told my Grandmother that she was tearing her hair out because of me. I had problems with my numbers and letters.
I was getting in trouble all the time for talking to much and a boy next to me named Jack was always kissing me. Ah, I wonder how Jack is doing these days. Ha!

RE: GIRLS OF CS

Glad I could help with your headache.
It's the power of suggestion.
Does it every time. Ha.

RE: GIRLS OF CS

Yabba, did you see the picture of Englishman
(well, it wasn't him) - it was a picture I
guess of a guy with hose and garters on
and short shorts with a tank on.
But all you could see was his back.
It was a scream.

Yes, bring it on,
I'd love to see your pic!!
I would even give you a beach ball
to play with.

RE: GIRLS OF CS

Ok, not fair, I did not see it!

The Dobe


You had it up for a night? My, I could say things about that, but I know you mean the picture. I had no idea that you posted it, ha.

So please repeat the posting, but let friends know when it will happen, also must help some like me with the time difference.

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

Thanks Rohaan, just one of those dates you could write a book about.

I'm fine now. I've got 2 guys interested in me now, but going about with my other business.

Hope you are fine also, Rohaan. Now when are you going to send me my cat's pj's. I love cats and Dobermans, oh my!

RE: Things you wished you had said to an ex

Things you wished you had said to an ex:

1. Look inside the motorcycle helmet you would not give back to me, there's a picture for you. For some reason, he would not give it back to me. He said it was because he had bought it for me. All righty. I just waited for his to disappear and made a modification inside it. A picture of a Doberman who was snarling.

2. Also, be sure to look inside the Red convertible mustang when you pick it up, there is a note for you.

The note sorta goes along with this song:


"Won't be Cheating on Me Again"

Ha, I would have liked to have signed my signature on our car but knew I'd get in trouble. So I had a talk with the guys at the body shop who are putting a new engine in it.

I said, I'd like to put this sheet of paper on the passenger seat with my name on it. I told them the story. At first, they didn't get it. But at the end of the story, they all smiled, and said, go right ahead.
Yep, guys don't like cheaters either.

The Doberman

RE: good riddance to bad rubbish....

BoomBoom, looks like that Michael was there for your daughter. I'm so glad.
Women need men like him against the beasts of the world that are demented to hurt women. Thank God, a good ending.

The Dobe

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

He was stingy and odd. A real butt.

But once he left, I had a fine time, ha.

The Dobe

RE: Finally threw the line out to a guy--SOS advice please!

Here is my take on it. He seemed surprised, I think you would also. But he did seem pleased.
I'd think ahead of what to say to him when calling.
Then take the risk.

You won't know until you do it. Things have to start somewhere.

The Dobe

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

Demon, I do. I just had to wash my knee off. Got a little bloody.
Be careful out there Demon. Stay steady on your feet!

Hi to Venus.

Guez, we are going to have send everyone to a hospital ward soon.
Is there a Doctor in the house?

The Dobe

RE: GIRLS OF CS

Devon, no, we will have to share, toss the beach ball back and forth
We would have to tease him alittle to keep his attention.

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

I had a date to meet a guy at a Starbucks at 7PM. He said he didn't drink coffee after 12PM. I said, can you drink decalf. That would not work either.
He said he would get water. I thought, does this mean tap water and he's a tight wade?
I got there, he was already sitting with the smallest bottle of water and already drinking. I stood up and was talking to him, wondering, why isn't he going with me to order a drink? So instead of being more assertive, I sat down and was taking to him. As we were talking, he said, I don't understand what you just said? I know I had been very clear. He had said it once before in a conversation and I had asked my English major friend (since now I had a complex, do you see any problems?) and she said, yes with him. He's a jerk.

End of the story, he finished his water, I never got to order, and said good bye and left. I sat there for awhile stunned, got up and ordered, and thought good riddens.

Plus, today, I thought of Venus - I was walking my Dobe and tripped and fell.
Not a person around helped me. I was able to get up by leaning on my dog.


The Dobe.

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

I suggest that you say hello to VenusEnvy, sounds like you two have something in common.

The Dobe

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

Gosh, Venus, what a date. I'm so sorry, the loon should have helped you.
I hope you feel better tomorrow.

The Dobe

RE: What is the weirdest thing some one you have dated has done?

Venus, I'm with you. I can't think of any stories, but rethinking a date this week. I'm getting the creeps.

The Dobe

RE: GIRLS OF CS

Never heard of that one, "I'm some one's Beach Ball!" That was a roar!
I think you should work with Junie. There needs to be a man in charge also.

Now where is that June at? She is very good at lists and keeping count of votes. We know you are going to be the centerfold boy toy. Maybe you will get a kickback. Make sure you get it copyrighted though.

The Dobe

RE: So....Who is mew here....

Well, go right back and goggle again, and show
us a picture of a mew. I'm curious.
Curious as a mew of another sort.
Mem, Mem, Mem,
Mem's hungry!
Mem must get some dinner
and high tail it out of here.

RE: WHO WILL WIN WORLD CUP -- CRICKET

Do you think a man can tell a Woman what to do? NO.
I do not have to stick with the Yankees.

Also, let me point out to you that the United States has regions and we are not all Yankees.

I am from Southern Virginia, so I am a Southerner. Then the US has Northern States, Central States, Southern States, Eastern Seaboard, etc.
I didn't know I would be helping you out with Geography today.

I do know a bit about cricket. It is played with bats.
In America, we played another form of cricket, like the British do.
It was still called cricket only we hit a ball through a pattern of white curved wires. The winner won with the least amount of hits to the last wire.

Sportsmanship is Sportsmanship all over the world. The Aussies had to have talent and skill to keep on winning, you have to give them that.
You did say your win ended an era.

But you are a man and will not like what I'm saying.
I expected exactly how your reacted.

So enjoy your win and lets see how your team does against the next team.

Instead of hoping the best team wins, I will hope the other team wins.
I think you have inherited arrogance from the losing team.
They do say arrogance is catchy.

The Doberman

RE: WHO WILL WIN WORLD CUP -- CRICKET

Ah, a superior Indian speaks so much crapith. I guess you do not go by the custom of good sportsmanship. Does an American woman need to point this out to you? I guess so, alrighty.

A good sportsman doesn't boast over a winning - instead they shake the hand of a team who gave their best - sounds like they were a better team and maybe you had luck.

Makes me wonder a little????

RE: So....Who is mew here....

Dam, I thought mew was another way of saying New.

Yabba, is it really a Pokeman character or are you pulling my tail?

RE: Take Your Hissy Fit Here

Up yours, NZ with a fork!

Ha, you are too nice too

RE: Take Your Hissy Fit Here