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Catfoot

Ever Been Beaten Up By A Woman?

Well, I have.blushing I picked her up… No! She picked me up in a pub one night. We were playing pool. We were the usual six and four wives. I was newly divorced from my second wife and our gay friend never brings his other half when we get together at a public place.conversing

It was a Thursday in the middle of the month and the pub was empty when we walked in, except for this woman. The place had a U-shaped bar counter and she sat on the other side of it. An attractive woman and she kept on looking at me. Then she stood up, went to the toilet and while I was playing she came out at sat down on my bar stool where my jacket was hanging.wow

When I finished my turn I walked towards her to fetch my drink and my jacket but she stood up and sat down on the next bar stool. She was a good looking woman. Honey blond hair with a tinge of red in it, the most beautiful large blue eyes, a petite nose with a few small freckles across it, and a full mouth with very kissable lips. She was well proportioned and maybe an inch taller than I; introduced herself as Vlam which translates to Flame in English. That was when I made three mistakes in quick succession; I chatted her up, I bought her a drink and I agreed to take her home when we were done playing.doh

We finally left and when we were both in the car she told me it was too late for her to go home. I took her home with me. She stayed for three days, living in my track suits and feeding me with the biggest load of bullshit stories on earth. Among others she told me she was a truck driver. Yep, a truck driver! Methinks her husband was probably the truck driver. shock

On the Sunday morning she asked me to take her to the station. She had to go back to work; said she’d call me when she’s back again. She came back a few days later and again stayed a few. This routine was repeated four times and then the last time her visit coincided with a braai (BBQ) at my place. We were the usual crowd again. Bea was married at the time and she was also there with her husband. dance

At some stage Vlam cornered me and said that I pay too much attention to my friends’ wives and I told her that she’s not my steady girlfriend and if she wants to stake claims like that, she’d have to be available much more regularly. She looked at me with venom in her eyes and let fly with the fist, hitting me on the left eye. She immediately turned her back on me, bent down and covered her head with her arms. boxing

I stood there flabbergasted. Shit, this is not happening. Did she really hit me? A woman! I felt something running down my face; when I touched it I realized it was blood. I was still too surprised to move and when she discovered that I’m not going to retaliate, she came up and hit me square on the other eye. More blood! This bìtch knew where to hit! She was getting ready to punch me again but by then my friends smothered and restrained her while I stood there bleeding like a pig. help

The police came and took her away but released her the next day when I did not want to press charges. I was not going to stand in a full court telling everybody how a woman beat me up. She simply fell off the map and frankly, if I never have to see that woman again it will still be a millennium too soon.uh oh
cats meow cats meow

I hope your Monday is not blue.wave
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Catfoot

An Amusing Conversation

I received a PM from a 26 year old, obese Asian girl with a very cute face. She claimed to be a professor living in Cape Town. She has two photos in her profile. The other one is or a slender woman with blond hair. Both were taken at recognizable landmarks in Cape Town. Normally I would have deleted it but I decided to have fun with her/him.

Her | Feb 3, 6:00 AM
Hi.your penise have power to erict...or.need bl** job.say truth


Myself | Feb 3, 6:15 AM
You are way too inexperienced for me, baby. I'll break your back.
laugh

Her | Feb 4, 5:25 AM
Hello u r annoy with me hmm


Myself | Feb 4, 5:36 AM
No, Sweetie, You're just too young for me. If my grandson was three years older I would have introduced him to you.


Her | Feb 4, 8:02 AM
Soory if yiu can break my back in such old age imagine he will not break my ribs in young age???


Myself | Feb 4, 8:11 AM
You are a naughty girl for the job that you are doing. I pity your students.
laugh

Her | Feb 4, 8:32 AM
I keep my stundents on butt and some on boobs??


Myself | Feb 4, 8:33 AM
Where do I enrol?
rolling on the floor laughing

Her | Feb 4, 10:13 AM
Where u vish babe

Her | Feb 4, 10:22 AM
Babe why u dont like big girls. Big girls seem very sexy like me

(She read this in my profile)

Myself | Feb 4, 10:39 AM
They tire too quickly. Cannot keep the pace.
grin

Her | 24 hrs ago
How quickly? I will manage for you as you wish


Myself | 24 hrs ago
I told you that I'll break your back. Now, jokes aside, I've been around for a long, long time and don't believe a single word in your profile. You're just too streetwise to be who you say you are. It was kind of fun talking to you, whoever you are.


Her | 20 hrs ago
U are a lover of whom? Realy i liked u thats why msg u. Otherwise too many people msg me but i am not intrested in any one. Sory for hurting u. Actually i am very crazy and funny


I did not reply yet. Her last message has me worried; am I playing the fool with a real person? Suddenly she sounds lonely and not like a scammer. But she started it off in the wrong way and her profile is not kosher.
cats meow cats meow

May you have a whale of a day.wave
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wenever

LIFE HAS CHANGED

Just wanted to inform why I have not been here lately. I discovered at the end of November I have Brain Cancer.

I will be starting treatments next week, just asking if you can to say a little prayer for me

Thanks
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JimNastics

The Inevitability of (Trump's) Impeachment

I have been predicting that Trump would get impeached, since his election.
While the Trump rah rah loonies have written off my prediction as some sort of anti-Republican thing,
it has little to do with which political party the con man currently represents.
It has to do with his long term criminal behavior and his lack of fitness to hold the office.

Today in The New York Times


(Continued in my first comment below)
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Hiya, Lesley here.

Since you seem to talk about me so much, I felt it only polite to drop in and say hello in person.
As you can imagine, I am kept rather busy but not really as busy as some may think.

You see, I populated several planets thousands of years ago, and gave the inhabitants everything they needed to survive and be happy, and then stepped back and allowed them to run them as they saw fit.
Some are coming along swimmingly. They have worked in unison with their environment, and each other, for the betterment of their society.

Others, not quite so well. Your planet is one of those. I am amazed it has survived so long, but unless things change, it won’t be around much longer. Such is life. Or death in this case.

For some reason, you are intent on destroying the perfection you received. Greed; inequality; barbarism; nuclear bombs; racism; bigotry; animal extinction; land-grabbing; even building walls and fences to keep people in or out. Inhumanity – you name it, you are guilty of it. It is hard to try to explain away how a people could spend so much money on going into space while allowing a third of their population to live in hunger and poverty, and at the same time dump 40% of food into landfill. Disgusting.

But enough about you, this is about me. You can call me God; Goddess; Yahweh; Allah; The Great Scientist in the Sky; Big Bang, anything at all. I don’t care. Does it really matter where the atom came from? The end result is the same. I usually go by Lesley, it’s a nice neutral name.
But what I do like is those who question. Question everything, all the time.
Those who follow blindly without questioning scare me a bit. I know those who claim to be my representatives on Earth have told you to follow blindly, but I never said that. I want you to constantly question, question, question.

As for those books, guess what? I didn’t write any of them. The only instructions I gave were on environmentally-friendly rock, and even those were translated incorrectly. doh .
An abridged version is – Be kind to your planet and all its life-forms. Not so difficult, is it?

I have sent a few people down from time to time to put you on the right road – the road to peace, harmony and love, but generally they were not listened to. You seem to prefer the dark side.

Treat any people who try to divide and conquer you with the contempt they deserve. The majority of you believe in me, Lesley, in some form or other, whether from a religious or a scientific slant, so there is no point in fighting and killing each other over me, I don’t want or need the headache of that.

Same with gender and sexuality. I had never intended for you all to be exactly the same, that would be boring. I made enough of you interested in mating with the opposite sex to continue the existence of your lifeforms, but apart from that, you are free to do and be whatever you want to be. You are not hurting anybody. Sex is the one absolute pleasure I gave you. Use it.

Oh, and bad-boy Satan doesn’t exist either. If I were all-powerful (and I am snooty), don’t you think I could have got rid of him if he existed?
No. Good and evil; love and hate; heaven and hell - whatever you wish to call it, exist inside every one of you. And it is up to you to decide which you are.

Final word – any badness or evil you do, don’t claim you are doing it in my name, that really pisses me off. Take responsibility for your own actions, and don’t try to use me as an excuse. And stop treating people badly because they are different to you. You aren’t all that, yanno roll eyes

Signing off – Big Bang Lesley (Kinda has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?)


PS - I shan't be answering any of your questions directly. But please discuss your thoughts at will.
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Copyright vs C& P

I looked up what exactly is a blog and I was surprised the definition actually left these C&P scholars in the clear. You can just leave a link, or C&P the text of that link, and get away with calling it your blog. Perhaps that is why some have managed to post over a 1000 blogs. Prolific arent he/she/T?

But... have they ever posted anything original? Something that actually shows they think instead of link? I liken it to being kind of like a voter. Every
moron gets a chance to have a small part in the process without ever having to perform any task other then pushing buttons. Nobrainers.

OK....what got me thinking of this was a C&P blog(?) that was posted and the OP proceeded to question the comments he was getting as not up to the standards for a reply on an article he/she/or T (?) didnt write. Can you do that, plagiarize, and then censor comments you don't like because they have ideas you dont have.
Knuckleheads!

If I wrote an article, I should have the right to make sure some moron doesn't decide to adopt it as his own and defend it with his own spin/perspectives. It's my intellectual property and I dont want some blowhard buffoon misinterpreting it because he/she/T lacks the mental capacity to put his position in his own words. He/she/T lacks the capacity for original thought so they camelback on someone else's intellectual property.

Its copyright.....not copy wrong.

As ever was,
Drcoctail
cool
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Willy3411

ROCK-THROWING MIGRANTS PUSHED WOMEN AND CHILDREN TO FRONT OF HORDE

Mainstream media pushes the same narrative and image. Never mind the fact that 90% of the caravan are military age men.

Border patrol unleashed tear gas and pepper balls to disperse the crowd of migrants trying to cross the border in Tijuana, Mexico on Sunday. According to San Diego Chief Border Patrol Agent Rodney Scott, agents did not use dispersion techniques until after migrants had struck several agents with projectiles.

“Several agents were actually struck by rocks,” Scott said, before revealing that the migrants pushed women and children to the front of their group to discourage agents from responding to rock-throwing with force.

The real story:


What media is pushing:
Embedded image from another site
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Bluesky60

The turkey...

Yesterday i went to my aprt.building potluck.i was all enthusiastic over a big juicy hot turkey.after feasting my eyes on it while being carved i was ready for the bird to be served.after taking several bites and noticing an odd flavor the cook announced that she stuffed it with garlic!! God i thought i am gonna be ill.who ever thought to season a turkey with garlic.awful doesnt completly describe.it. Who wants leftovers????!!!crying barf
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