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A poem I wrote with Fridge Magnets Poem

A poem I wrote with Fridge MagnetsI wrote this in High school, Well not really wrote it...It was words on magnets on Gravitys Fridge. I just put them in the right order i guess....

Unknown3360Dec 2009
A Note from Santa Poem

A Note from SantaJust a note from Santa, I don't want to complain But you've blocked off all the chimneys, That really is a pain. There was no key under the mat...

Unknown3081Dec 2009Dec 2009
Unknown
Late for work Poem

Late for workGot up late, I must get to work The boss will be waiting and going berserk Only 30 minutes to get there on time A 20 minute drive so i'm cutting it...

Unknown4267Dec 2009Dec 2009
Unknown
where did I put my keys Poem

where did I put my keys?Something i do on a regular basis and i'm sure many of you can relate.................

Unknown5605Dec 2009Dec 2009
Juneau
Cold Begins Poem

Cold Begins....Hate the cold weather!!!! lol...

Tiger_Dan6407Dec 2009Dec 2009
Tiger_Dan
tummy rummbling Poem

tummy rummblingmy tummy rummbling like thunder my arse ready to explode and here I am in rush hour waiting for the train need to hold on need to hold it in oh...

Unknown4413Dec 2009Dec 2009
Unknown
Numbers Poem

NumbersYou can imagine all numbers must think this way....

Unknown4715Nov 2009Dec 2009
Unknown
Poem

?If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving ain't the sport for you....

Unknown2941Dec 2009Dec 2009
Unknown
acid Poem

acidlife is like acid.......... lets trip....

Unknown4492Nov 2009Nov 2009
Unknown
Playing Tetris Poem

Playing TetrisAs i watch the screen moving The coloured blocks ,moving from side to side I flick the keys the blocks flip up side an side to side My ies focu...

wayne345000Nov 2009
desperate Poem

desperateJust for laughs. I dont like my romantic life just now and I love to fun myself, gettin old I guess...

Unknown3242Nov 2009Nov 2009
QuietStormF
fisherman Poem

fishermana true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping t...

Unknown4461Oct 2009Nov 2009
Unknown
I can hide in a box Poem

I can hide in a boxI can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have...

Unknown3482Nov 2009Nov 2009
Unknown
Empty Nest Poem

Empty NestAn "empty-nesters" poem...

amahlala46217Nov 2009Nov 2009
Redex
CS Limerick Poem

CS LimerickThere once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom th...

sisu86465Jun 2009Oct 2009
jazzy75
Unknown4902Sep 2009Oct 2009
trurorob
A poets prayer Poem

A poets prayerMaybe you could get a little chuckle out of it ;)...

Unknown5383Sep 2009Oct 2009
jazzy75
A WOMAN Poem

A WOMANIt's about many women I see in boutiques, hairdressers and nail shops, wiggeries, beauty salons, and magazines, tanning shopes, and even friends of mi...

diash4073Oct 2009Oct 2009
boyshchrm6
To Mum Poem

To MumThis was a poem I wrote for my mum about 4 years ago. She was going through hell at the time and I wanted to let her know she would overcome it as lon...

Katfight4503Jun 2009Oct 2009
boyshchrm6
Fun Poem Poem

Fun Poem.If I ever, find a man, That truely loves me to bits. I'll kiss his hand, and cuddle him. Then let him play with my .... felt tips!!!! ;)...

pinksugar65014Sep 2009Oct 2009
pinksugar
Petrude Vile Disgrace And Bad Spelling Poem

Petrude Vile Disgrace And Bad SpellingThis is about as evil as I get...God help me!...

Unknown95110Sep 2009Oct 2009
Unknown
Your having a laugh Poem

Your having a laughLighthearted take on celebs...

Unknown3521Oct 2009Oct 2009
Unknown
It may have been Poem

It may have beenIt may have been her lips of red Beset with teeth of pearl It may have been her golden her Glowing with tussled curl It could have been her sil...

Unknown2540Oct 2009Oct 2009
Unknown
Smile Poem

Smilelets all sart smiling to people, try it it works, and maybe we could all make the world a better place to live...

Unknown4004Oct 2009Oct 2009
Unknown
Damsel In Distress Poem

Damsel In DistressThere's hope ladies, there really are some 'knights' still out there !!...

Unknown3686Oct 2009Oct 2009
Unknown
Gods Wonderful Railway Poem

God's Wonderful RailwayFor those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or...

Juneau6042Oct 2009Oct 2009
trurorob
The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag Whiskey Poem

The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag WhiskeySaw this one on the wall of a the hotel at Isleornsay on Skye, many years ago....

Juneau3,1253Oct 2009Oct 2009
Juneau
haiku lol Poem

haiku...lol#2 The grasshopper hops where to is a mystery to little old me....

Unknown3151Oct 2009Oct 2009
Unknown
I Can Sing a Colourblind Rainbow Poem

I Can Sing a (Colourblind) RainbowA fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this wo...

Unknown3227Sep 2009Oct 2009
Unknown
Rover come Over Humor Poem

"Rover come Over" (Humor)The affection a dog has for it's owner....

Unknown4332Sep 2009Sep 2009
Unknown
Hey Cowboy Hold Your Horse Poem

Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!I wrote it today, and responce was received shortly after, it made me laugh till tears!...

Unknown3,45814Sep 2009Sep 2009
Unknown
Were you aware of this awareness day Poem

Were you aware of this awareness day?I was in the grocery store and over the loud speaker I was invited to join in the activities of osteoperosis awareness day. Not to make light of osteo...

Unknown4400Sep 2009
The Pollenation of War humorous but read angrily Poem

The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!...

Unknown4660Sep 2009
The question I forgot to ask ode to possibility Poem

The question I forgot to ask (ode to possibility)Hmmm about this poem, I just sat down and wrote.I am one who questions everything, who disects everything and only to find that there is so much beaut...

Unknown3823Sep 2009Sep 2009
Unknown
Mushy Guy Fun O Poem

Mushy Guy!!!!! : Fun :OOh, darling, I love you Oh, my Juliet, I love you Oh, Mom, I love you Oh, Dad,I love you Oh, my friends,I love you Oh, sky,I love you Oh, tree,I...

Unknown3732Sep 2009Sep 2009
Unknown
I met you in my dreams part one Poem

I met you in my dreams (part one)Sorry it is so long and in 2 parts.It started as a romantic poem but after 2 lines my wicked sence of humour took over and I could not stop writing.I...

Unknown3951Sep 2009Sep 2009
Unknown
I met you in my dreams part two Poem

I met you in my dreams (part two)As I have said in part one sorry it is so long.Still hope it brings a smile to your face...

Unknown6362Sep 2009Sep 2009
Unknown
Moses Rod Poem

Moses’ Rod!Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting...

Unknown3520Sep 2009
Good Girl Poem

Good GirlIt is a little hazy The girl is like an English daisy She is interested in "The Maid Turned Mistress" by Battista Pergolesi...

Unknown3260Sep 2009
Two many mirrors Poem

Two many mirrorsToo many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme....

boyshchrm64528Sep 2009Sep 2009
boyshchrm6
CDB Poem

~C~D~B~Hmmm. lol :) whats it say? A little funny for the day:)...

Bentlee81013Sep 2009Sep 2009
Bentlee
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel Poem

A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necess...

Unknown3110Sep 2009

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