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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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A poem I wrote with Fridge MagnetsI wrote this in High school, Well not really wrote it...It was words on magnets on Gravitys Fridge. I just put them in the right order i guess.... | Unknown | 336 | 0 | Dec 2009 | |
A Note from SantaJust a note from Santa, I don't want to complain But you've blocked off all the chimneys, That really is a pain. There was no key under the mat... | Unknown | 308 | 1 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown |
Late for workGot up late, I must get to work The boss will be waiting and going berserk Only 30 minutes to get there on time A 20 minute drive so i'm cutting it... | Unknown | 426 | 7 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown |
where did I put my keys?Something i do on a regular basis and i'm sure many of you can relate................. | Unknown | 560 | 5 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Juneau |
Cold Begins....Hate the cold weather!!!! lol... | Tiger_Dan | 640 | 7 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Tiger_Dan |
tummy rummblingmy tummy rummbling like thunder my arse ready to explode and here I am in rush hour waiting for the train need to hold on need to hold it in oh... | Unknown | 441 | 3 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown |
NumbersYou can imagine all numbers must think this way.... | Unknown | 471 | 5 | Nov 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown |
?If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving ain't the sport for you.... | Unknown | 294 | 1 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Unknown |
acidlife is like acid.......... lets trip.... | Unknown | 449 | 2 | Nov 2009 | Nov 2009 Unknown |
Playing TetrisAs i watch the screen moving The coloured blocks ,moving from side to side I flick the keys the blocks flip up side an side to side My ies focu... | wayne34 | 500 | 0 | Nov 2009 | |
desperateJust for laughs. I dont like my romantic life just now and I love to fun myself, gettin old I guess... | Unknown | 324 | 2 | Nov 2009 | Nov 2009 QuietStormF |
fishermana true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping t... | Unknown | 446 | 1 | Oct 2009 | Nov 2009 Unknown |
I can hide in a boxI can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have... | Unknown | 348 | 2 | Nov 2009 | Nov 2009 Unknown |
Empty NestAn "empty-nesters" poem... | amahlala | 462 | 17 | Nov 2009 | Nov 2009 Redex |
CS LimerickThere once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom th... | sisu8 | 646 | 5 | Jun 2009 | Oct 2009 jazzy75 |
On the Brink of a BankBroke... | Unknown | 490 | 2 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 trurorob |
A poets prayerMaybe you could get a little chuckle out of it ;)... | Unknown | 538 | 3 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 jazzy75 |
A WOMANIt's about many women I see in boutiques, hairdressers and nail shops, wiggeries, beauty salons, and magazines, tanning shopes, and even friends of mi... | diash | 407 | 3 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 boyshchrm6 |
To MumThis was a poem I wrote for my mum about 4 years ago. She was going through hell at the time and I wanted to let her know she would overcome it as lon... | Katfight | 450 | 3 | Jun 2009 | Oct 2009 boyshchrm6 |
Fun Poem.If I ever, find a man, That truely loves me to bits. I'll kiss his hand, and cuddle him. Then let him play with my .... felt tips!!!! ;)... | pinksugar | 650 | 14 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 pinksugar |
Petrude Vile Disgrace And Bad SpellingThis is about as evil as I get...God help me!... | Unknown | 951 | 10 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
Your having a laughLighthearted take on celebs... | Unknown | 352 | 1 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
It may have beenIt may have been her lips of red Beset with teeth of pearl It may have been her golden her Glowing with tussled curl It could have been her sil... | Unknown | 254 | 0 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
Smilelets all sart smiling to people, try it it works, and maybe we could all make the world a better place to live... | Unknown | 400 | 4 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
Damsel In DistressThere's hope ladies, there really are some 'knights' still out there !!... | Unknown | 368 | 6 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
God's Wonderful RailwayFor those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or... | Juneau | 604 | 2 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 trurorob |
The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag WhiskeySaw this one on the wall of a the hotel at Isleornsay on Skye, many years ago.... | Juneau | 3,125 | 3 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Juneau |
haiku...lol#2 The grasshopper hops where to is a mystery to little old me.... | Unknown | 315 | 1 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
I Can Sing a (Colourblind) RainbowA fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this wo... | Unknown | 322 | 7 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
"Rover come Over" (Humor)The affection a dog has for it's owner.... | Unknown | 433 | 2 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!I wrote it today, and responce was received shortly after, it made me laugh till tears!... | Unknown | 3,458 | 14 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
Were you aware of this awareness day?I was in the grocery store and over the loud speaker I was invited to join in the activities of osteoperosis awareness day. Not to make light of osteo... | Unknown | 440 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!... | Unknown | 466 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
The question I forgot to ask (ode to possibility)Hmmm about this poem, I just sat down and wrote.I am one who questions everything, who disects everything and only to find that there is so much beaut... | Unknown | 382 | 3 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
Mushy Guy!!!!! : Fun :OOh, darling, I love you Oh, my Juliet, I love you Oh, Mom, I love you Oh, Dad,I love you Oh, my friends,I love you Oh, sky,I love you Oh, tree,I... | Unknown | 373 | 2 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
I met you in my dreams (part one)Sorry it is so long and in 2 parts.It started as a romantic poem but after 2 lines my wicked sence of humour took over and I could not stop writing.I... | Unknown | 395 | 1 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
I met you in my dreams (part two)As I have said in part one sorry it is so long.Still hope it brings a smile to your face... | Unknown | 636 | 2 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
Moses’ Rod!Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting... | Unknown | 352 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
Good GirlIt is a little hazy The girl is like an English daisy She is interested in "The Maid Turned Mistress" by Battista Pergolesi... | Unknown | 326 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
Two many mirrorsToo many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme.... | boyshchrm6 | 452 | 8 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 boyshchrm6 |
~C~D~B~Hmmm. lol :) whats it say? A little funny for the day:)... | Bentlee | 810 | 13 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Bentlee |
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necess... | Unknown | 311 | 0 | Sep 2009 |
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