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Eulogy For HD Poem

Eulogy For HDA bit of humour...

steve12234363Jul 2013Jul 2013
shadow1950
Death In My Room Poem

Death In My RoomThere stood death in my room I must admit looking rather angry Tapping his feet to an unheard beat As I kept working on the PC He kept mumbling...

steve12233820Jul 2013Jul 2013
mr1983
Gone Fishing Part 2 Poem

Gone Fishing Part 2Part 2, since it was too big to post all at once....

DividedHeart2162Jul 2013Jul 2013
morgen90210
Gone Fishing Part 1 Poem

Gone Fishing Part 1I wrote this to remind myself that sometimes a little patience is required before you find what you are looking for. :)...

DividedHeart2272Jul 2013Jul 2013
morgen90210
Fill Poem

Fill...Think about it, this can reflect many situations.......

2725dl6126Mar 2013Jul 2013
orientalkoru
funny Poem

funny :)She stood there by the ocean, The breeze gently lifted her hair. Of that seagull just above her, She was totally unaware. Seemingly floating in...

Unknown1982Jul 2013Jul 2013
Unknown
The Not So Perfect Woman Poem

The Not So Perfect WomanHere is a nonsense poem I have written, I hope you like this. Written: 6th July 2013...

john170219844041Jul 2013Jul 2013
john17021984
the worst of times Poem

the worst of timesUmmmmm Yeaaaaaa That was not a SHE OMG!!!...

kickit228738Jul 2013Jul 2013
Poetnumber1
the best of times Poem

the best of timesHad an itch, She voulunteered Oh that feels GOOD...

kickit227796Jul 2013Jul 2013
morgen90210
I could tell Poem

I could tellThis is actually the kind of crazy talk I've heard people say back in the 60's and early seventies. Lol....

cafetwo201072414Jul 2013Jul 2013
morgen90210
Welcome to Heck Poem

Welcome to HeckJust playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck....

mcradloff5186Jun 2013Jun 2013
mcradloff
A Dublin Bus Station Poem

A Dublin Bus Station.Waiting in the bus station. A multitude of nations not seeing each other!..........

2725dl5773Jun 2013Jun 2013
nonsmoker
How to win a man Poem

How to win a man!From the library of Congress.. 'The Book of Dudes.' The difinitive guide. $29.99...

cafetwo201081412Mar 2012Jun 2013
ladyjewel
Bills Challenge to me Poem

Bill's Challenge to meI wonder what you other poets can do with them lol ps there is a time limit of 30 minutes to write something with them...

shadow19504333Mar 2013Jun 2013
shadow1950
Luas Platform Poem

Luas Platform.Waiting at the bus stop....

2725dl6604Jun 2013Jun 2013
2725dl
I caught Poem

I caught. . .this is dedicated to Pink aka dejavu4u hope to give you the biggest gift that is to make you laugh...

morgen902104685Jun 2013Jun 2013
morgen90210
Catch me if you can Poem

Catch me if you can!Poof ! You gotta move faster than that darlin..' Follow your heart... HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . ....

cafetwo201083316Jan 2012Jun 2013
Unknown
He Asked She Asked Poem

He Asked, She Asked.Just waiting....

2725dl5924Jun 2013Jun 2013
2725dl
Next Stop Poem

Next Stop.Travelling on the (Luas). Our electric trams....

2725dl5780Jun 2013
No Smoking Poem

No Smoking.Waiting in the bus station....

2725dl5400Jun 2013
Hide and seek Poem

Hide and seekYou've been hiding for to long now  I've been counting lets play hide and seek!  Ready or not here I come for you Don't make a sound  or your thro...

Unknown3443Jun 2013Jun 2013
ladyjewel
If Violets were Red Poem

If Violets were RedI've always pondered the great mysteries - one of which is: "if violets were red, and roses blue"...

GMS755482Jun 2013Jun 2013
GMS75
North Dakota Poem

North DakotaNorth Dakota holds the distiction of last place for tourism. I went there once just to say I did when I went up to Winnepeg, Canada. Remember the su...

mcradloff7017May 2013Jun 2013
mcradloff
clinically dysfunctional Poem

clinically dysfunctionalIs what the doctor described, as me. I went for a 2nd opinion, to challenge His hypocrisy. How dare he say im dysfunctional, He knows nothing abo...

cherryreggae97820May 2013May 2013
cherryreggae
The Blacksmith limerick challenge Poem

The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the...

shadow19507434May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
attention frog lovers Poem

attention frog lovershe is sending a message via his lips on a beautiful lilly his trumpet to pan dreaming frog basking in the sun the frog loves beautiful butterflies...

darkhorse5554937May 2013May 2013
darkhorse555
Prarie Thoughts Poem

Prarie ThoughtsWrote this while I was baling hay back in Texas about 1987....

wranglersam2813May 2013May 2013
ladyjewel
sad frog Poem

sad frognow what do you say to that peter just because you wear green dont make you a frog...

darkhorse55553910May 2013May 2013
darkhorse555
The Females Lament Poem

The Females Lamentone of the times when I fell like poking fun at us males. So often the males of many species suffer the same fate....

Unknown4720May 2013
ate to much now the answer Poem

ate to much now the answersmelly fart talks in a roaring farting wind evil farty you made me pass wind duck and dive it wasent me it was you if only the walls could talk...

darkhorse55570820May 2013May 2013
darkhorse555
A Bit of Dark Horse Poem

A Bit of Dark Horsefor Tracy's challenge to me...

shadow195042318May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Recession Poem

RecessionRoses are red Violets are blue, i picked them from my neighbors yard so it was free of charge....

Infamous272631May 2013May 2013
beautifulyou
Lets Bake a Cake Poem

Lets Bake a CakeI think that hen will be Sunday dinner...

shadow195072427May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Who am I the pen Poem

Who am I (the pen)I read your mind quick as you can blink I will do the writing all you need to do is think Put me on a piece of paper I will deliver the ink I come...

Unknown3531May 2013May 2013
ladyjewel
that kebab Poem

that kebabmy head spins the room going round on a merry go round my head does spin my feeling of vomiting rush to the loo I do go just to make it in...

wayne343851May 2013May 2013
darkhorse555
Food and Humour A Challenge Poem

Food and Humour (A Challenge)lets get some laughter going as we read your efforts lol...

shadow19503261May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
The FishingTrip Poem

The FishingTrippelican pie anyone?...

shadow19503697May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Higher learning Poem

Higher learningI find my higher learning After lessons learned from my wrong turning I played with fire Maybe that's why I'm still burning I sparked the flame n...

Unknown2910May 2013
cafetwo201068420May 2013May 2013
rapturecapture
duck suspect Poem

duck suspecta non smoker has entered horrifying details how he kills little ducks babies, this serial killer has come into the ducks life, left a brutal comme...

darkhorse55543410May 2013May 2013
darkhorse555
high noon Poem

high noonthey stroll down the alley as shadows flee away come the strike of 12 will be somebody's final day all the talking done a patch of dirt will have it...

elo694928Apr 2013May 2013
madtat29
Death The Musical Poem

Death The MusicalWell Im just saying..I think it would be a hit and with the revenue I am bringing the drive in movie theaters back...

fjamesj970162215Aug 2011May 2013
fjamesj9701

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