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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Eulogy For HDA bit of humour... | steve1223 | 436 | 3 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 shadow1950 |
Death In My RoomThere stood death in my room I must admit looking rather angry Tapping his feet to an unheard beat As I kept working on the PC He kept mumbling... | steve1223 | 382 | 0 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 mr1983 |
Gone Fishing Part 2Part 2, since it was too big to post all at once.... | DividedHeart | 216 | 2 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
Gone Fishing Part 1I wrote this to remind myself that sometimes a little patience is required before you find what you are looking for. :)... | DividedHeart | 227 | 2 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
Fill...Think about it, this can reflect many situations....... | 2725dl | 612 | 6 | Mar 2013 | Jul 2013 orientalkoru |
funny :)She stood there by the ocean, The breeze gently lifted her hair. Of that seagull just above her, She was totally unaware. Seemingly floating in... | Unknown | 198 | 2 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 Unknown |
The Not So Perfect WomanHere is a nonsense poem I have written, I hope you like this. Written: 6th July 2013... | john17021984 | 404 | 1 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 john17021984 |
the worst of timesUmmmmm Yeaaaaaa That was not a SHE OMG!!!... | kickit22 | 873 | 8 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 Poetnumber1 |
the best of timesHad an itch, She voulunteered Oh that feels GOOD... | kickit22 | 779 | 6 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
I could tellThis is actually the kind of crazy talk I've heard people say back in the 60's and early seventies. Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 724 | 14 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
Welcome to HeckJust playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck.... | mcradloff | 518 | 6 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 mcradloff |
A Dublin Bus Station.Waiting in the bus station. A multitude of nations not seeing each other!.......... | 2725dl | 577 | 3 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 nonsmoker |
How to win a man!From the library of Congress.. 'The Book of Dudes.' The difinitive guide. $29.99... | cafetwo2010 | 814 | 12 | Mar 2012 | Jun 2013 ladyjewel |
Bill's Challenge to meI wonder what you other poets can do with them lol ps there is a time limit of 30 minutes to write something with them... | shadow1950 | 433 | 3 | Mar 2013 | Jun 2013 shadow1950 |
Luas Platform.Waiting at the bus stop.... | 2725dl | 660 | 4 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 2725dl |
I caught. . .this is dedicated to Pink aka dejavu4u hope to give you the biggest gift that is to make you laugh... | morgen90210 | 468 | 5 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 morgen90210 |
Catch me if you can!Poof ! You gotta move faster than that darlin..' Follow your heart... HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . .... | cafetwo2010 | 833 | 16 | Jan 2012 | Jun 2013 Unknown |
He Asked, She Asked.Just waiting.... | 2725dl | 592 | 4 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 2725dl |
Next Stop.Travelling on the (Luas). Our electric trams.... | 2725dl | 578 | 0 | Jun 2013 | |
No Smoking.Waiting in the bus station.... | 2725dl | 540 | 0 | Jun 2013 | |
Hide and seekYou've been hiding for to long now I've been counting lets play hide and seek! Ready or not here I come for you Don't make a sound or your thro... | Unknown | 344 | 3 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 ladyjewel |
If Violets were RedI've always pondered the great mysteries - one of which is: "if violets were red, and roses blue"... | GMS75 | 548 | 2 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 GMS75 |
North DakotaNorth Dakota holds the distiction of last place for tourism. I went there once just to say I did when I went up to Winnepeg, Canada. Remember the su... | mcradloff | 701 | 7 | May 2013 | Jun 2013 mcradloff |
clinically dysfunctionalIs what the doctor described, as me. I went for a 2nd opinion, to challenge His hypocrisy. How dare he say im dysfunctional, He knows nothing abo... | cherryreggae | 978 | 20 | May 2013 | May 2013 cherryreggae |
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the... | shadow1950 | 743 | 4 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
attention frog lovershe is sending a message via his lips on a beautiful lilly his trumpet to pan dreaming frog basking in the sun the frog loves beautiful butterflies... | darkhorse555 | 493 | 7 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
Prarie ThoughtsWrote this while I was baling hay back in Texas about 1987.... | wranglersam | 281 | 3 | May 2013 | May 2013 ladyjewel |
sad frognow what do you say to that peter just because you wear green dont make you a frog... | darkhorse555 | 539 | 10 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
The Females Lamentone of the times when I fell like poking fun at us males. So often the males of many species suffer the same fate.... | Unknown | 472 | 0 | May 2013 | |
ate to much now the answersmelly fart talks in a roaring farting wind evil farty you made me pass wind duck and dive it wasent me it was you if only the walls could talk... | darkhorse555 | 708 | 20 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
A Bit of Dark Horsefor Tracy's challenge to me... | shadow1950 | 423 | 18 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
RecessionRoses are red Violets are blue, i picked them from my neighbors yard so it was free of charge.... | Infamous27 | 263 | 1 | May 2013 | May 2013 beautifulyou |
Lets Bake a CakeI think that hen will be Sunday dinner... | shadow1950 | 724 | 27 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Who am I (the pen)I read your mind quick as you can blink I will do the writing all you need to do is think Put me on a piece of paper I will deliver the ink I come... | Unknown | 353 | 1 | May 2013 | May 2013 ladyjewel |
that kebabmy head spins the room going round on a merry go round my head does spin my feeling of vomiting rush to the loo I do go just to make it in... | wayne34 | 385 | 1 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
Food and Humour (A Challenge)lets get some laughter going as we read your efforts lol... | shadow1950 | 326 | 1 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
The FishingTrippelican pie anyone?... | shadow1950 | 369 | 7 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Higher learningI find my higher learning After lessons learned from my wrong turning I played with fire Maybe that's why I'm still burning I sparked the flame n... | Unknown | 291 | 0 | May 2013 | |
cafetwo2010 | 684 | 20 | May 2013 | May 2013 rapturecapture | |
duck suspecta non smoker has entered horrifying details how he kills little ducks babies, this serial killer has come into the ducks life, left a brutal comme... | darkhorse555 | 434 | 10 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
high noonthey stroll down the alley as shadows flee away come the strike of 12 will be somebody's final day all the talking done a patch of dirt will have it... | elo69 | 492 | 8 | Apr 2013 | May 2013 madtat29 |
Death The MusicalWell Im just saying..I think it would be a hit and with the revenue I am bringing the drive in movie theaters back... | fjamesj9701 | 622 | 15 | Aug 2011 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 |
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