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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Running the showPeople in charge can be difficult. I agree with Forrest Gump Life is like a box of chocolates... | ironman | 378 | 0 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 agoodguy2have |
Alternative Halloweensomething to smile at ... much more how a day should be :)... | Unknown | 322 | 6 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 jazzy75 |
To Be or Not To Be...Smoke Free?Shall I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? WARNING! Some medications prescribed to promote good health may be hazardous to your he... | hedistuff | 555 | 8 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 jazzy75 |
RAPPIN’ WITH THE MONEY MANYo, boy! Oh boy! Come rap with me. Let’s go find some real money. I’m the man who has the dough And all the things you ought to know. Yes, I h... | Unknown | 298 | 2 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 jazzy75 |
untitledthis poem is about being able to handle even the nasty dark early in the morning with a little help from ur bff..........LMAO!!... | Unknown | 258 | 2 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 Unknown |
No Sweatin' in my SweatsSweats, the 21st century's leisure suit Cozy, comfy, and mosquito proof. Sweats are not for perspiration. Don th... | Unknown | 318 | 2 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 jazzy75 |
spel chakwat kin I saay... | agoodguy2have | 1,260 | 12 | May 2010 | Jun 2010 fjamesj9701 |
Moola JiveI love money, I love cash. I’ve got to keep my money in a stash. ‘Cause money and me’s a spendin’ spree. A buck, a buck, a buck, a buck, a buck.... | Unknown | 330 | 1 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 agoodguy2have |
I Like You, HaikuA haiku attempt that couldn't shy away from rhyming. I think it is more of a challenge to rhyme within syllable guidelines, it's a lot more fun, too.... | Unknown | 334 | 3 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 Redex |
They egged my car...Ain't apartment living grand?... | Unknown | 336 | 3 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 jazzy75 |
Pattern of BeatsMany sounds and beats in the world keep us moving through our lives.... | Unknown | 313 | 2 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 hedistuff |
along these linessitting in the dark (at a concert) writing... | agoodguy2have | 425 | 5 | Jun 2010 | Jun 2010 jazzy75 |
Mrs Fledglers's DutyI have never heard of her before either..... | caroljoyce | 346 | 8 | May 2010 | Jun 2010 jazzy75 |
The Publisher Is Not Responsible...Inspired by the unintentionally comic submission guidelines of a certain poetry anthology. Perhaps not surprisingly, the piece was rejected.... | Dagosto | 531 | 6 | May 2010 | May 2010 Dagosto |
Girl Scoutsamazing grace...I found this exchange interesting and thought that I would share it...... | hedistuff | 598 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 agoodguy2have |
HiddenYou never know what the snow hides.... | Unknown | 333 | 1 | May 2010 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
Sudden AwakeningPoetry Magazine actually published this a few years ago. Go figure. LOL... | mmichaelm | 494 | 6 | May 2010 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
Orange Dreama silly dream, huh?... | Amenda | 637 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 Amenda |
cure for a broken heartThis is dedicated to one of the male nurses I worked with in A/E.They were all great but when we first started to use Histocryl glue in the place of s... | caroljoyce | 509 | 10 | May 2010 | May 2010 hedistuff |
WHAT did you say?The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm go... | optimisticme | 510 | 0 | May 2010 | |
BAR--FLYa typical weekend night for me,and for all you singles out there!!!enjoy.... | Unknown | 343 | 4 | May 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
Code redA question mark hangs overhead, on all we've done, and all we've said, true to me or true to you, colour brown or colour blue, action stations on... | optimisticme | 481 | 1 | May 2010 | May 2010 agoodguy2have |
Ah well!Got a fetish you want to come true? Say it to me I'll do it for you,,,,, I smiled and said,,I've got some of those,,,,,open your mouth and suck on... | optimisticme | 529 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
Come in ScottyHey Scotty are you up there?,,can you beam me up outta here to anywhere, I don't care, everyone's crazy,, lost their minds, loopers, bloopers, a... | optimisticme | 514 | 3 | May 2010 | May 2010 Ladybee42 |
a limerick dreamyeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks.... | agoodguy2have | 342 | 6 | May 2010 | May 2010 Pinkpoetress |
How It WorksJust an acknowledgement of the softer, gentler nature of women.... | Unknown | 350 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
magician politicianlike they say..."vote early...vote often!"... | agoodguy2have | 366 | 6 | May 2010 | May 2010 caroljoyce |
Positively negative.Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the tr... | optimisticme | 410 | 0 | May 2010 | |
god help mea few days ago jesus spoke to me on tv- a slick-devil he is too, all pieced together in new italian shoes- book and tapes to show the way. to... | mmichaelm | 454 | 5 | May 2010 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
The end is nighSo, what's the story with this orb we live on? are we close to extinction,, are we close to gone? Global warming, fires and floods, hurricanes a... | optimisticme | 396 | 0 | May 2010 | May 2010 agoodguy2have |
The RowFreezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops ang... | caroljoyce | 443 | 8 | May 2010 | May 2010 caroljoyce |
A KiltI'm portuguese, I don't really know the scottish culture. Just like kilts.... | Unknown | 355 | 0 | May 2010 | |
I Wanna Do That!"Hey baby,, I got a new book,,come over here and take a look",,, So I wandered on over,, like I was in clover,,,peaceful and happy,,, till she sai... | optimisticme | 482 | 4 | May 2010 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
Breakfast at a DinerFunny thing, I enjoyed a meal at an all day breakfast joint. Before I wrote this.... | Unknown | 319 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
fishin' linesanybody got a hook?... | agoodguy2have | 538 | 12 | Apr 2010 | May 2010 Unknown |
Candy Pt 1 & 2I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after.... | Unknown | 305 | 0 | May 2010 | |
Secretary's MemoSecretary's Memo Poets Corner will accept applications for contributions, only when all criteria is fulfilled, !: You must be constantly dru... | optimisticme | 433 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
The NeighboursLook I was bored,,,, no excuses,,, don't know any of em really! okk,,,I forgot me meds,,,,,why are you looking at me like that?... | optimisticme | 445 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 Ladybee42 |
Me and You!There's two, there's me and there's you, together a pair, soo interesting they stare, we talk aloud and sing in unision, a conflicting complexity... | optimisticme | 446 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 caroljoyce |
Very silly poem, number 3Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xx... | jac379 | 507 | 2 | May 2010 | May 2010 jac379 |
very silly poem, number 2Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...... | jac379 | 635 | 7 | May 2010 | May 2010 optimisticme |
Owww,,,my aching head!The brightness of the morning sun has changed its hue from gold to blue, stormy clouds hang overhead to emphasise my aching head, and I look out up... | optimisticme | 441 | 4 | May 2010 | May 2010 jazzy75 |
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