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Running the show Poem

Running the showPeople in charge can be difficult. I agree with Forrest Gump Life is like a box of chocolates...

ironman3780Jun 2010Jun 2010
agoodguy2have
Alternative Halloween Poem

Alternative Halloweensomething to smile at ... much more how a day should be :)...

Unknown3226Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
To Be or Not To Be Smoke Free Poem

To Be or Not To Be...Smoke Free?Shall I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? WARNING! Some medications prescribed to promote good health may be hazardous to your he...

hedistuff5558Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
RAPPIN WITH THE MONEY MAN Poem

RAPPIN’ WITH THE MONEY MANYo, boy! Oh boy! Come rap with me. Let’s go find some real money. I’m the man who has the dough And all the things you ought to know. Yes, I h...

Unknown2982Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
untitled Poem

untitledthis poem is about being able to handle even the nasty dark early in the morning with a little help from ur bff..........LMAO!!...

Unknown2582Jun 2010Jun 2010
Unknown
No Sweatin in my Sweats Poem

No Sweatin' in my SweatsSweats, the 21st century's leisure suit Cozy, comfy, and mosquito proof. Sweats are not for perspiration. Don th...

Unknown3182Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
spel chak Poem

spel chakwat kin I saay...

agoodguy2have1,26012May 2010Jun 2010
fjamesj9701
Moola Jive Poem

Moola JiveI love money, I love cash. I’ve got to keep my money in a stash. ‘Cause money and me’s a spendin’ spree. A buck, a buck, a buck, a buck, a buck....

Unknown3301Jun 2010Jun 2010
agoodguy2have
I Like You Haiku Poem

I Like You, HaikuA haiku attempt that couldn't shy away from rhyming. I think it is more of a challenge to rhyme within syllable guidelines, it's a lot more fun, too....

Unknown3343Jun 2010Jun 2010
Redex
They egged my car Poem

They egged my car...Ain't apartment living grand?...

Unknown3363Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
Pattern of Beats Poem

Pattern of BeatsMany sounds and beats in the world keep us moving through our lives....

Unknown3132Jun 2010Jun 2010
hedistuff
along these lines Poem

along these linessitting in the dark (at a concert) writing...

agoodguy2have4255Jun 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
Mrs Fledglerss Duty Poem

Mrs Fledglers's DutyI have never heard of her before either.....

caroljoyce3468May 2010Jun 2010
jazzy75
The Publisher Is Not Responsible Poem

The Publisher Is Not Responsible...Inspired by the unintentionally comic submission guidelines of a certain poetry anthology. Perhaps not surprisingly, the piece was rejected....

Dagosto5316May 2010May 2010
Dagosto
Girl Scouts Poem

Girl Scoutsamazing grace...I found this exchange interesting and thought that I would share it......

hedistuff5982May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have
Hidden Poem

HiddenYou never know what the snow hides....

Unknown3331May 2010May 2010
jazzy75
Sudden Awakening Poem

Sudden AwakeningPoetry Magazine actually published this a few years ago. Go figure. LOL...

mmichaelm4946May 2010May 2010
jazzy75
Orange Dream Poem

Orange Dreama silly dream, huh?...

Amenda6372May 2010May 2010
Amenda
cure for a broken heart Poem

cure for a broken heartThis is dedicated to one of the male nurses I worked with in A/E.They were all great but when we first started to use Histocryl glue in the place of s...

caroljoyce50910May 2010May 2010
hedistuff
WHAT did you say Poem

WHAT did you say?The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm go...

optimisticme5100May 2010
BAR FLY Poem

BAR--FLYa typical weekend night for me,and for all you singles out there!!!enjoy....

Unknown3434May 2010May 2010
Unknown
Code red Poem

Code redA question mark hangs overhead, on all we've done, and all we've said, true to me or true to you, colour brown or colour blue, action stations on...

optimisticme4811May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have
Ah well Poem

Ah well!Got a fetish you want to come true? Say it to me I'll do it for you,,,,, I smiled and said,,I've got some of those,,,,,open your mouth and suck on...

optimisticme5292May 2010May 2010
Unknown
Come in Scotty Poem

Come in ScottyHey Scotty are you up there?,,can you beam me up outta here to anywhere, I don't care, everyone's crazy,, lost their minds, loopers, bloopers, a...

optimisticme5143May 2010May 2010
Ladybee42
a limerick dream Poem

a limerick dreamyeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks....

agoodguy2have3426May 2010May 2010
Pinkpoetress
How It Works Poem

How It WorksJust an acknowledgement of the softer, gentler nature of women....

Unknown3502May 2010May 2010
Unknown
magician politician Poem

magician politicianlike they say..."vote early...vote often!"...

agoodguy2have3666May 2010May 2010
caroljoyce
Positively negative Poem

Positively negative.Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the tr...

optimisticme4100May 2010
god help me Poem

god help mea few days ago jesus spoke to me on tv- a slick-devil he is too, all pieced together in new italian shoes- book and tapes to show the way. to...

mmichaelm4545May 2010May 2010
jazzy75
The end is nigh Poem

The end is nighSo, what's the story with this orb we live on? are we close to extinction,, are we close to gone? Global warming, fires and floods, hurricanes a...

optimisticme3960May 2010May 2010
agoodguy2have
The Row Poem

The RowFreezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops ang...

caroljoyce4438May 2010May 2010
caroljoyce
A Kilt Poem

A KiltI'm portuguese, I don't really know the scottish culture. Just like kilts....

Unknown3550May 2010
I Wanna Do That Poem

I Wanna Do That!"Hey baby,, I got a new book,,come over here and take a look",,, So I wandered on over,, like I was in clover,,,peaceful and happy,,, till she sai...

optimisticme4824May 2010May 2010
jazzy75
Breakfast at a Diner Poem

Breakfast at a DinerFunny thing, I enjoyed a meal at an all day breakfast joint. Before I wrote this....

Unknown3192May 2010May 2010
Unknown
fishin lines Poem

fishin' linesanybody got a hook?...

agoodguy2have53812Apr 2010May 2010
Unknown
Candy Pt 1 2 Poem

Candy Pt 1 & 2I wrote Candy years ago... I was drinking and chatting online one day. And thought of that poem. And wrote part 2 right after....

Unknown3050May 2010
Secretarys Memo Poem

Secretary's MemoSecretary's Memo Poets Corner will accept applications for contributions, only when all criteria is fulfilled, !: You must be constantly dru...

optimisticme4332May 2010May 2010
jazzy75
The Neighbours Poem

The NeighboursLook I was bored,,,, no excuses,,, don't know any of em really! okk,,,I forgot me meds,,,,,why are you looking at me like that?...

optimisticme4452May 2010May 2010
Ladybee42
Me and You Poem

Me and You!There's two, there's me and there's you, together a pair, soo interesting they stare, we talk aloud and sing in unision, a conflicting complexity...

optimisticme4462May 2010May 2010
caroljoyce
Very silly poem number 3 Poem

Very silly poem, number 3Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xx...

jac3795072May 2010May 2010
jac379
very silly poem number 2 Poem

very silly poem, number 2Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke......

jac3796357May 2010May 2010
optimisticme
Owww my aching head Poem

Owww,,,my aching head!The brightness of the morning sun has changed its hue from gold to blue, stormy clouds hang overhead to emphasise my aching head, and I look out up...

optimisticme4414May 2010May 2010
jazzy75

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