| Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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 A Pant-Less Lady---- rhymeA pant-less lady liked to go places she was rather bawdy and liked to loosen her laces she was spied by a grandee he pulled down his braces th... | shadow1950 | 343 | 5 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 Poetnumber1 |
Shady LadyThere once was a pant-less lady she sure was rather shady now spied by two grandee's they pulled down their braces and gave her lots of brandy ma... | shadow1950 | 307 | 0 | Jan 2014 | |
Show Me the Way to Go HameHic, Hic, hicup oh my had several drinks over the last few hours and my poor head is spinning Hic pardon me 'tis the drink my feet seem to be b... | shadow1950 | 398 | 10 | Dec 2013 | Jan 2014 shadow1950 |
 Very silly poem, number 1There once was a girl from Glamorgan Who went on a site to find more men, But when she got there They had nasal hair, So now she's a lesbi... | jac379 | 717 | 6 | May 2010 | Jan 2014 studecar |
 Ladies - Size MattersLooked at the thread in Forums regarding size matters and thought that a little poem along the same lines with a women's weight and size. I mean no o... | Stedan | 401 | 5 | Dec 2013 | Jan 2014 madtat29 |
 The PhotoI love taking photos and do make photo movies with music backing.It showed me just what you can do on a PC.However the photos of me here are untouched... | Unknown | 450 | 0 | Jan 2014 | |
 Here Lies JoeI was laying in bed yesterday, and this poem popped into my head. Sometimes, people put very similar epitaphs on their loved one's tombstone.... | HuggerMan4U | 459 | 3 | Dec 2013 | Jan 2014 beautifulyou |
A take off of the Taming of the Shrew!Woman's lib How does one cope ... Lol... | Unknown | 400 | 0 | Dec 2013 | |
Standing OvationsStanding Ovations to you sir the day we met You wanted to know whats on my mind Not first what is under my dress or in my pants And on that the ton... | Unknown | 520 | 1 | Jun 2013 | Dec 2013 charliejapartee |
Unlucky MeWe have had several poetry challenges recently. How about one on humour? I do not like to think of it as a challenge. I prefer to think of it as shari... | socrates44 | 829 | 5 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 socrates44 |
 Will FerrellJust saw his latest movie, loved it. It was very funny like all the movies I mentioned. Will has been in many others too, but these are my favorite... | mcradloff | 501 | 0 | Dec 2013 | |
Table for One!Looking for the other half of the date! Lol... | Unknown | 654 | 12 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 Unknown |
 the truthI was on the internet today looking for a passion play Met girls from far away My profile they like they say They all want to get away come mee... | liketoworkhard | 457 | 2 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 liketoworkhard |
praying for a dateThere was a man that lived in the wood He was close to the lord so he knew where he stood He felt something wrong find a woman he said and the... | liketoworkhard | 373 | 4 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 Unknown |
 trappedif we could only escape these days the frantic ways of so many oh, to be able to finish a sentence in spite of the hopelessness around us imagi... | hedistuff | 788 | 3 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 gnj4u |
A Scousers Xmas TaleFor those who do not know Scousers are from Liverpool, and within UK renowned for being scallywags' or thieving gits, so to keep in tune with trend o... | Stedan | 231 | 0 | Dec 2013 | |
 Four Pigs In A Row(While waiting at the hospital to see my specialist I watched a police brass band [consisting of four trombones] playing in the foyer. Listening to th... | steve1223 | 392 | 1 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 mimzy333 |
 super duckpumped up with helium blowing insane mad quack quack red rag to a bull pork chops had a meeting today flipping over backwards sending out in... | darkhorse555 | 780 | 8 | Sep 2013 | Dec 2013 Yankee4you |
my four dogs and me...a childs mindwe all ran out the basement door my four dogs and me down a winding trail seeking all there was to be children's squeals in the distance our... | hedistuff | 720 | 1 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 darkhorse555 |
 The Little PeopleA poem for children and adults...ancient stories about mystery.... | Fiznh13 | 363 | 5 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 Fiznh13 |
My first timeJust a little funny I thought of to boggle your mind... | Unknown | 508 | 1 | Dec 2013 | Dec 2013 mimzy333 |
 Judge JudyYou folks have been sworn in and can be seated. Your contract for babysitting services have been null and void. Wipe that silly grin from your fa... | SundaySilence | 1,848 | 14 | Dec 2012 | Nov 2013 SundaySilence |
 Spicy Soup ~(14 Words)All smiles... | Yankee4you | 643 | 10 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 Yankee4you |
Jack & JillA different take... | steve1223 | 508 | 5 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 jonE2tone |
A Little Pumpkin (Haiku)Not much!!... | Yankee4you | 808 | 9 | Oct 2013 | Nov 2013 trurorob |
You can't play in my yard I don't love you anymoreOh! The ways of woman ... I have been used as a Boy Toy and then thrown away! Boo Hoo!... | Unknown | 498 | 2 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 Unknown |
Invisiblethose folks with no pics who is forever promising one and those who put a pic but you get nothing else and you wonder if they are even human....... | Unknown | 435 | 11 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 Unknown |
 Tavern TalePoppy - Dad Mommy - Mom Ringmails - Royal Guards... | morgen90210 | 664 | 8 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 morgen90210 |
Horror NightIt’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the st... | steve1223 | 346 | 2 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 Redex |
a day in the life of 'married man'Well, today was little different than any day spent with my crazy family (wife). As I had a Drs. visit in Clarksburg today, Hilda and son Jimmy accomp... | hedistuff | 708 | 3 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 Earlgreytea |
 TALES FROM THE OTHER SIDE....(LOL)LOL......second of these....the first being Elroy.....Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 862 | 23 | Feb 2011 | Nov 2013 Ravensgold |
 like hallmark i thinkhallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol....... | honeybear3000 | 450 | 0 | Oct 2013 | |
Prison BreakThey locked her up, it’s not fair No Christmas nookie getting They put her in jail so tight Out here I’m feeling lonely A plan I need to get her... | steve1223 | 501 | 4 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 Poetnumber1 |
Personal LifeAs I looking around, I say to myself whatever happen to my personal life and then I say the last time I checked it was on the internet.....Oh Well.. L... | Unknown | 231 | 1 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 fjamesj9701 |
Off My ChairI need a drink I need a scotch If you go get it I'll let you watch As I fall off my chair and get back on The lights go dim Goodnight I'm go... | Unknown | 526 | 2 | Jun 2009 | Oct 2013 Unknown |
Innocent loveWhen you are with a lady try to understand if she is interested to the poetry...before she goes away... | Jokerman73 | 405 | 4 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 Unknown |
P.S. your monsterdid this some time back brought it forward again... | morgen90210 | 395 | 2 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 morgen90210 |
 Shadow ShadowI Can Hear Her Move. In The Pitch Black Of The Night. She Hungers For A Moon. Care She Does Less For Light. My Heart She Will Have For Din... | nixxo | 321 | 0 | Oct 2013 | |
 Wanna Hear My Story ?This Poem Is Just My Imagination... | Safiazar | 267 | 1 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 morgen90210 |
SIMPLE SIMONtaking liberty on an old rhyme... | studecar | 911 | 3 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 rapturecapture |
 Freestyle rhymeNo idea... | MaxxHeart25 | 346 | 0 | Oct 2013 | |
 Ode to the outhouse poet..just a bit of dark humor my poet friends...lol... | Spartacus2012 | 3,965 | 12 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 Spartacus2012 |
