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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Old White TailJust a bit of humour ... try to imagine it to the tune of some old sad country song... | steve1223 | 378 | 3 | May 2013 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 |
Left, Left, Keep MarchingA bit of dark humour... | steve1223 | 338 | 0 | May 2013 | |
duck continuedi am hiring the wolf to track you down a bounty is on your head he will sniff out the cukprit as for the pig he plays the myrter in all this the s... | darkhorse555 | 471 | 8 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
kid at heartI think its a great escape from the worries and fears of my "grown up" responsibilities which I can handle reasonably well. if I keep in touch and rel... | mickypeeps | 307 | 3 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Broken feetBart said the pimp sent a short message l wept for thee at ten to three... | Jokerman73 | 536 | 2 | Sep 2012 | May 2013 Unknown |
A message to Plucky ( Dark Horse)Ladies and Gentlemen , friends and poets please do not watch the horrific videos below if you have a weak or sensitive hearts and compassion for these... | fjamesj9701 | 551 | 7 | May 2013 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 |
high noon bounty hunterThought I'd mosey in on this challenge...... | madtat29 | 655 | 7 | Apr 2013 | May 2013 fjamesj9701 |
Whining...Ugh I feel old sometimes...... | madtat29 | 640 | 12 | May 2013 | May 2013 nonsmoker |
beardbearrrrrrrrrrrds... | morison4642 | 218 | 0 | May 2013 | |
By the Time You Read thisI will have aged.... Not a lot, but it happens so quickly I remember the excitement of turning 16...... "Sweet" 16 I can drive. 18...An "adult"... | Unknown | 346 | 9 | May 2013 | May 2013 Unknown |
Plagiarismthank you all, to who have unbeknownst contributed' Love Soph... | sophiasummer | 618 | 9 | May 2013 | May 2013 ladyjewel |
Shadow /challenge/Did I get away with something or what? Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 529 | 3 | May 2013 | May 2013 cafetwo2010 |
Zzzzzzzzzz!Only thirty maidens who know the magic word can wake me from my slumber.... | cafetwo2010 | 650 | 13 | May 2013 | May 2013 Unknown |
SOS! 'I'm floatingAnother mother-in-law story.lol... | cafetwo2010 | 677 | 22 | May 2013 | May 2013 darkhorse555 |
AsdfRoses are grey Violets are grey I'm colourblind And shit at poetry.... | dilzer92 | 234 | 2 | May 2013 | May 2013 Unknown |
The Roads Aheadlife... | shadow1950 | 504 | 19 | Mar 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
To the one that got away :(Dedicated to B Hackling (why - hackle, hackle - as an opening line), a pal on his birthday.... | virgosign | 696 | 4 | Apr 2013 | May 2013 gnj4u |
JACK'S NOT NIMBLEanother nursery poem trashed... | studecar | 834 | 7 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 rapturecapture |
Old Lady Nursery RhymeThere was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids She didn't know what to do. * * * *... | studecar | 725 | 8 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 studecar |
High Noon (Morgen and Cafe lets duel)Hey that was fun all in fun to respond to Morgens poem Indians and Cowboys and Cafe left a comment so I am calling them out to meet me High Noon .... | fjamesj9701 | 611 | 23 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 ladyjewel |
The Wild & Woolly WestSpoof!... | Unknown | 413 | 0 | Apr 2013 | |
Shopping MadnessI witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said.... | GMS75 | 445 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 GMS75 |
Not All Bugs Taste the SamePondering... | GMS75 | 486 | 4 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 GMS75 |
Thoughts on TimeI think I noticed some more wrinkles the day I wrote this.... so, I stopped shaving using the mirror and just go at it blind in the shower. I accrue... | GMS75 | 430 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 GMS75 |
HIGH NOON SAGA challengewhat I started with INDIAN AND COWBOY Jesse continue it with HIGH NOON so if anyone wants to try and continue with the flow of this funny poetry p... | morgen90210 | 542 | 6 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 Unknown |
Self defenceJust for fun... | steve1223 | 482 | 1 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 Unknown |
BreathlessYou thought what? Shame on you :)... | steve1223 | 436 | 3 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 beautifulyou |
The roomNew stuff...... | madtat29 | 433 | 8 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 madtat29 |
Indians and cowboys (for Jesse)this goes out for Jesse who got me inspired by his earlier poem dedicated to you brother, broom to room , and kick to sticks, this is for you... | morgen90210 | 702 | 16 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 morgen90210 |
Nothing OverlookedNothing is more than just a simple word Its an adjective, a noun, it's a subject,or a verb Whats in the box? nothing at all Anticipation with excit... | fjamesj9701 | 905 | 6 | Nov 2012 | Apr 2013 fjamesj9701 |
nani have a nan who is always lazy she farts and blows it drives me crazy she slurps and gobbles at her tea i think myself she is a lazy be she talk... | darkhorse555 | 508 | 9 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 darkhorse555 |
A short storyBest seller! Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 511 | 14 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 rapturecapture |
"YOU'LL DINE AGAIN!"You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top. In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot. Your gratification will b... | IvoryPetals | 343 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 IvoryPetals |
These City StreetsJust observing... | GMS75 | 397 | 0 | Apr 2013 | |
Free Range ChickensThey had this hilarious skit on SNL where they sing this song called "Set the Chickens Free." Adam Sandler plays Axle Rose, Chris Farley plays Carnie... | mcradloff | 734 | 12 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 mcradloff |
Lunch at Bunol (aka La Tomatina)La Tomatina is a food fight festival held on the last Wednesday of August each year in the town of Bunol near to Valencia in Spain. Thousands upon tho... | steve1223 | 442 | 1 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 morgen90210 |
Special offer on me. . .try the salesman pitch just roughly not well thought out... | morgen90210 | 553 | 16 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 morgen90210 |
THE OBOEOnly an Oboist would understand, sorry to leave the rest of you out in limbo.... | studecar | 802 | 3 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 studecar |
The Squirebit of fun... | shadow1950 | 461 | 7 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 Poetnumber1 |
lost the forest ha haa piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok... | darkhorse555 | 444 | 5 | Mar 2013 | Apr 2013 darkhorse555 |
A fools lullabySometimes you write about what you know...... | madtat29 | 686 | 10 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 jk2you |
The Chair Of DoomJust a bit of humour... | steve1223 | 445 | 4 | Apr 2013 | Apr 2013 paloma66 |
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