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Old White Tail Poem

Old White TailJust a bit of humour ... try to imagine it to the tune of some old sad country song...

steve12233783May 2013May 2013
fjamesj9701
Left Left Keep Marching Poem

Left, Left, Keep MarchingA bit of dark humour...

steve12233380May 2013
duck continued Poem

duck continuedi am hiring the wolf to track you down a bounty is on your head he will sniff out the cukprit as for the pig he plays the myrter in all this the s...

darkhorse5554718May 2013May 2013
darkhorse555
kid at heart Poem

kid at heartI think its a great escape from the worries and fears of my "grown up" responsibilities which I can handle reasonably well. if I keep in touch and rel...

mickypeeps3073May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Broken feet Poem

Broken feetBart said the pimp sent a short message l wept for thee at ten to three...

Jokerman735362Sep 2012May 2013
Unknown
A message to Plucky Dark Horse Poem

A message to Plucky ( Dark Horse)Ladies and Gentlemen , friends and poets please do not watch the horrific videos below if you have a weak or sensitive hearts and compassion for these...

fjamesj97015517May 2013May 2013
fjamesj9701
high noon bounty hunter Poem

high noon bounty hunterThought I'd mosey in on this challenge......

madtat296557Apr 2013May 2013
fjamesj9701
Whining Poem

Whining...Ugh I feel old sometimes......

madtat2964012May 2013May 2013
nonsmoker
beard Poem

beardbearrrrrrrrrrrds...

morison46422180May 2013
By the Time You Read this Poem

By the Time You Read thisI will have aged.... Not a lot, but it happens so quickly I remember the excitement of turning 16...... "Sweet" 16 I can drive. 18...An "adult"...

Unknown3469May 2013May 2013
Unknown
Plagiarism Poem

Plagiarismthank you all, to who have unbeknownst contributed' Love Soph...

sophiasummer6189May 2013May 2013
ladyjewel
Shadow challenge Poem

Shadow /challenge/Did I get away with something or what? Lol....

cafetwo20105293May 2013May 2013
cafetwo2010
Zzzzzzzzzz Poem

Zzzzzzzzzz!Only thirty maidens who know the magic word can wake me from my slumber....

cafetwo201065013May 2013May 2013
Unknown
SOS Im floating Poem

SOS! 'I'm floatingAnother mother-in-law story.lol...

cafetwo201067722May 2013May 2013
darkhorse555
Asdf Poem

AsdfRoses are grey Violets are grey I'm colourblind And shit at poetry....

dilzer922342May 2013May 2013
Unknown
shadow195050419Mar 2013May 2013
shadow1950
To the one that got away Poem

To the one that got away :(Dedicated to B Hackling (why - hackle, hackle - as an opening line), a pal on his birthday....

virgosign6964Apr 2013May 2013
gnj4u
JACKS NOT NIMBLE Poem

JACK'S NOT NIMBLEanother nursery poem trashed...

studecar8347Apr 2013Apr 2013
rapturecapture
Old Lady Nursery Rhyme Poem

Old Lady Nursery RhymeThere was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids She didn't know what to do. * * * *...

studecar7258Apr 2013Apr 2013
studecar
High Noon Morgen and Cafe lets duel Poem

High Noon (Morgen and Cafe lets duel)Hey that was fun all in fun to respond to Morgens poem Indians and Cowboys and Cafe left a comment so I am calling them out to meet me High Noon ....

fjamesj970161123Apr 2013Apr 2013
ladyjewel
Unknown4130Apr 2013
Shopping Madness Poem

Shopping MadnessI witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said....

GMS754452Apr 2013Apr 2013
GMS75
GMS754864Apr 2013Apr 2013
GMS75
Thoughts on Time Poem

Thoughts on TimeI think I noticed some more wrinkles the day I wrote this.... so, I stopped shaving using the mirror and just go at it blind in the shower. I accrue...

GMS754302Apr 2013Apr 2013
GMS75
HIGH NOON SAGA challenge Poem

HIGH NOON SAGA challengewhat I started with INDIAN AND COWBOY Jesse continue it with HIGH NOON so if anyone wants to try and continue with the flow of this funny poetry p...

morgen902105426Apr 2013Apr 2013
Unknown
Self defence Poem

Self defenceJust for fun...

steve12234821Apr 2013Apr 2013
Unknown
Breathless Poem

BreathlessYou thought what? Shame on you :)...

steve12234363Apr 2013Apr 2013
beautifulyou
The room Poem

The roomNew stuff......

madtat294338Apr 2013Apr 2013
madtat29
Indians and cowboys for Jesse Poem

Indians and cowboys (for Jesse)this goes out for Jesse who got me inspired by his earlier poem dedicated to you brother, broom to room , and kick to sticks, this is for you...

morgen9021070216Apr 2013Apr 2013
morgen90210
Nothing Overlooked Poem

Nothing OverlookedNothing is more than just a simple word Its an adjective, a noun, it's a subject,or a verb Whats in the box? nothing at all Anticipation with excit...

fjamesj97019056Nov 2012Apr 2013
fjamesj9701
nan Poem

nani have a nan who is always lazy she farts and blows it drives me crazy she slurps and gobbles at her tea i think myself she is a lazy be she talk...

darkhorse5555089Apr 2013Apr 2013
darkhorse555
A short story Poem

A short storyBest seller! Lol....

cafetwo201051114Apr 2013Apr 2013
rapturecapture
YOULL DINE AGAIN Poem

"YOU'LL DINE AGAIN!"You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top. In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot. Your gratification will b...

IvoryPetals3432Apr 2013Apr 2013
IvoryPetals
These City Streets Poem

These City StreetsJust observing...

GMS753970Apr 2013
Free Range Chickens Poem

Free Range ChickensThey had this hilarious skit on SNL where they sing this song called "Set the Chickens Free." Adam Sandler plays Axle Rose, Chris Farley plays Carnie...

mcradloff73412Apr 2013Apr 2013
mcradloff
Lunch at Bunol aka La Tomatina Poem

Lunch at Bunol (aka La Tomatina)La Tomatina is a food fight festival held on the last Wednesday of August each year in the town of Bunol near to Valencia in Spain. Thousands upon tho...

steve12234421Apr 2013Apr 2013
morgen90210
Special offer on me Poem

Special offer on me. . .try the salesman pitch just roughly not well thought out...

morgen9021055316Apr 2013Apr 2013
morgen90210
THE OBOE Poem

THE OBOEOnly an Oboist would understand, sorry to leave the rest of you out in limbo....

studecar8023Apr 2013Apr 2013
studecar
The Squire Poem

The Squirebit of fun...

shadow19504617Apr 2013Apr 2013
Poetnumber1
lost the forest ha ha Poem

lost the forest ha haa piece broke of my front tooth good job the rest are still ok...

darkhorse5554445Mar 2013Apr 2013
darkhorse555
A fools lullaby Poem

A fools lullabySometimes you write about what you know......

madtat2968610Apr 2013Apr 2013
jk2you
The Chair Of Doom Poem

The Chair Of DoomJust a bit of humour...

steve12234454Apr 2013Apr 2013
paloma66

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