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2012 Poem

2012Its time to worry time to fear 2012 will soon be here. The earth will line up with the stars and blow us all to maybe mares. Their is no time to count...

Unknown3510Jan 2011Jan 2011
beautifulyou
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CuspofMagic4760Jan 2011
Unknown4035Jan 2011Jan 2011
Unknown
when i look into your eyes Poem

when i look into your eyesjust off the topp of my head...

Unknown1750Jan 2011
IN CONFUSION Poem

IN CONFUSIONfrom dreamweaver the poems....just for a laugh.....Andrew....xxx...

andrew1493384Jan 2011Jan 2011
niah9
MEN Poem

MENWHEN I HEAR A MAN SAY FRIEND WITH BENEFITS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. YOU HAVE THEN CHEATING MARRIED MEN SAYING " SHE DONT MAKE ME HAPPY". GET HER A DAM...

Unknown4301Jan 2011Jan 2011
marikia
The Lady In The Mirror Poem

The Lady In The Mirrorabout seeing onesself as we really are......

Unknown2722Jan 2011Jan 2011
marikia
Clouded thinking Poem

Clouded thinkingjust thoughts !!...

Unknown2011Dec 2010Dec 2010
agoodguy2have
Value your lover Poem

Value your lover!ladies and gentlemen please value what you have....

byfaith5642Dec 2010Dec 2010
byfaith
One Fine Day Anon Poem

One Fine Day (Anon)My Great-Grandfather used to read this to me as a boy....

Unknown2760Dec 2010
Karma Poem

KarmaHello Karma, my old friend, I'm glad to see we meet again. I piss on you, and you on me; But I piss a stream and you the sea....

Unknown2630Dec 2010
enunciation Poem

enunciation wheew...it twisted all the letters listed!...

agoodguy2have4266Dec 2010Dec 2010
aware3
Adventures in Plumbing Poem

Adventures in PlumbingWhat I've been fighting the last several days......

Unknown80413Dec 2010Dec 2010
Earlgreytea
Easy Does It Poem

Easy Does ItLast day of conscript labor... :D...

Unknown8259Dec 2010Dec 2010
Earlgreytea
cold ain Poem

cold ainI never really liked the cold I am not fond of rain But for reasons unimaginable and quite unfathomable I love the two when they are twain...

Unknown3000Dec 2010
Y Y Poem

Y_Yhahaha :P...

thesunandthesea5847Dec 2010Dec 2010
thesunandthesea
Torn Between Two Poem

Torn Between Two:P Life is weird sometimes. Time passes, things change......

thesunandthesea65410Dec 2010Dec 2010
thesunandthesea
HOOKED Poem

HOOKEDlol.....xxx...

andrew14943315Aug 2010Dec 2010
niah9
Check Me Out Poem

Check Me Out!I am written words on paper In insipid flowery phrase I haven't any substance But I still expect your praise You'll scratch your head a little...

gardenhackle5905Dec 2010Dec 2010
agoodguy2have
From Lovely Me To Lovely You Poem

From Lovely Me - To Lovely You^_^ first I wanted to write a romantic poem but have no idea why it ends this way.. lol...

thesunandthesea6717Nov 2010Dec 2010
thesunandthesea
In Sane Poem

"In-Sane"Now on a lighter note, I choose "C" Sophia xx...

sophiasummer78712Nov 2010Nov 2010
Macduff5
Bad guy Poem

Bad guyInfact he was not a bad guy..he was just sexy, he've read my thoughts...I think that's why he smiled.....

Unknown3748Nov 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
If I were a Fly Poem

~If I were a Fly~Lol havin some fun....

Bentlee78515Sep 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
Oh I swear Poem

Oh I swearHeavens to Murgatroyd Heavens to Betsy a gentle expletive I'll swear if you'll let me Oh fudge Oh fiddle Oh darn Oh gosh 'tis most satisfyin...

agoodguy2have5598Oct 2010Nov 2010
niah9
Thanksgiving Night Poem

Thanksgiving NightYawwwwn.......

Unknown6324Nov 2010Nov 2010
Happygolucky4u
Self Portrait Poem

Self-PortraitWell, my fellow poet delves in indefinite articles, so I followed the suit and turned to adjectives for a change....

marikia7033Nov 2010Nov 2010
niah9
mans best friend Poem

mans best friendYou know they say they’re mans best friend…. They’ll love you til the very end.. They wag their tails and smile that smile… That makes you know the...

Unknown3952Nov 2010Nov 2010
Ladybee42
Sinister Happenings Poem

Sinister Happenings.It's cold and dark, a frightful night There's cause for worry and fear Check under the bed; leave on the light There's danger lurking oh so near....

gardenhackle7958Nov 2010Nov 2010
Ladybee42
Charmed Poem

CharmedA snippet of memory that still makes me smile....

Unknown1,32221Nov 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
Scream Poem

Scream!True story! They do sound just like a woman screaming......

Unknown1,38619Nov 2010Nov 2010
marikia
Dam It Poem

Dam It!!who knows how much water....when hence the oneness of the locks shall rise or silently gracefully fall.... I shall only be the one to know, and there...

sophiasummer5127Nov 2010Nov 2010
niah9
So close Poem

So closeoh the days of our youth still in school. you see a dollar bill floating around and somebody else takes it before you can.there goes that cocacola yo...

kickit225137Nov 2010Nov 2010
kickit22
haven fun Poem

haven fun.hope this made you smile or at least a grin....

kickit2265110Nov 2010Nov 2010
kickit22
ALL CONSUMING Poem

ALL CONSUMINGYUM!......lol.....Andrew......xxx...

andrew1493626Nov 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
My First Time Poem

My First TimeI wrote this years ago during one of my spontanious creative/artistic moments. :)...

Unknown4292Jun 2009Nov 2010
Unknown
Cake Poem

Cake!Yeah, it is rather flattish. That's because I don't own an eight inch cake pan. Used a ten inch skillet, hillbilly style! :D...

Unknown1,19823Nov 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Poem

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Andrew....8th Nov. 2010......xxx...

andrew1494106Nov 2010Nov 2010
gnj4u
Sleepless Poem

SleeplessI'm sitting on the bed my mind is somewhere else. My fingers use the keys but the words come out themselves. The subjects are too many and the w...

iluvisis15033Nov 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
polar bear Poem

polar bearThey said take a running jump so that is what he did now in mid air nearly there eat your heart out said the bear. mind i aint landed...

Unknown60912Nov 2010Nov 2010
Unknown
TAP TAP Poem

"TAP TAP"just a view.......lol! Sophia...

sophiasummer6959Nov 2010Nov 2010
jeddah12
Face Book Friends Poem

Face Book FriendsA little ditty about Face Book.....

Unknown2810Nov 2010
Trick Or Treat Poem

Trick-Or-TreatA cute little poem about Halloween....

Unknown3338Oct 2010Oct 2010
ironman

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