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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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2012Its time to worry time to fear 2012 will soon be here. The earth will line up with the stars and blow us all to maybe mares. Their is no time to count... | Unknown | 351 | 0 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 beautifulyou |
................................................... | CuspofMagic | 476 | 0 | Jan 2011 | |
Unknown | 403 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Unknown | |
when i look into your eyesjust off the topp of my head... | Unknown | 175 | 0 | Jan 2011 | |
IN CONFUSIONfrom dreamweaver the poems....just for a laugh.....Andrew....xxx... | andrew149 | 338 | 4 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 niah9 |
MENWHEN I HEAR A MAN SAY FRIEND WITH BENEFITS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. YOU HAVE THEN CHEATING MARRIED MEN SAYING " SHE DONT MAKE ME HAPPY". GET HER A DAM... | Unknown | 430 | 1 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 marikia |
The Lady In The Mirrorabout seeing onesself as we really are...... | Unknown | 272 | 2 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 marikia |
Clouded thinkingjust thoughts !!... | Unknown | 201 | 1 | Dec 2010 | Dec 2010 agoodguy2have |
Value your lover!ladies and gentlemen please value what you have.... | byfaith | 564 | 2 | Dec 2010 | Dec 2010 byfaith |
One Fine Day (Anon)My Great-Grandfather used to read this to me as a boy.... | Unknown | 276 | 0 | Dec 2010 | |
KarmaHello Karma, my old friend, I'm glad to see we meet again. I piss on you, and you on me; But I piss a stream and you the sea.... | Unknown | 263 | 0 | Dec 2010 | |
enunciation wheew...it twisted all the letters listed!... | agoodguy2have | 426 | 6 | Dec 2010 | Dec 2010 aware3 |
Adventures in PlumbingWhat I've been fighting the last several days...... | Unknown | 804 | 13 | Dec 2010 | Dec 2010 Earlgreytea |
Easy Does ItLast day of conscript labor... :D... | Unknown | 825 | 9 | Dec 2010 | Dec 2010 Earlgreytea |
cold ainI never really liked the cold I am not fond of rain But for reasons unimaginable and quite unfathomable I love the two when they are twain... | Unknown | 300 | 0 | Dec 2010 | |
Y_Yhahaha :P... | thesunandthesea | 584 | 7 | Dec 2010 | Dec 2010 thesunandthesea |
Torn Between Two:P Life is weird sometimes. Time passes, things change...... | thesunandthesea | 654 | 10 | Dec 2010 | Dec 2010 thesunandthesea |
HOOKEDlol.....xxx... | andrew149 | 433 | 15 | Aug 2010 | Dec 2010 niah9 |
Check Me Out!I am written words on paper In insipid flowery phrase I haven't any substance But I still expect your praise You'll scratch your head a little... | gardenhackle | 590 | 5 | Dec 2010 | Dec 2010 agoodguy2have |
From Lovely Me - To Lovely You^_^ first I wanted to write a romantic poem but have no idea why it ends this way.. lol... | thesunandthesea | 671 | 7 | Nov 2010 | Dec 2010 thesunandthesea |
"In-Sane"Now on a lighter note, I choose "C" Sophia xx... | sophiasummer | 787 | 12 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Macduff5 |
Bad guyInfact he was not a bad guy..he was just sexy, he've read my thoughts...I think that's why he smiled..... | Unknown | 374 | 8 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
~If I were a Fly~Lol havin some fun.... | Bentlee | 785 | 15 | Sep 2010 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
Oh I swearHeavens to Murgatroyd Heavens to Betsy a gentle expletive I'll swear if you'll let me Oh fudge Oh fiddle Oh darn Oh gosh 'tis most satisfyin... | agoodguy2have | 559 | 8 | Oct 2010 | Nov 2010 niah9 |
Thanksgiving NightYawwwwn....... | Unknown | 632 | 4 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Happygolucky4u |
Self-PortraitWell, my fellow poet delves in indefinite articles, so I followed the suit and turned to adjectives for a change.... | marikia | 703 | 3 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 niah9 |
mans best friendYou know they say they’re mans best friend…. They’ll love you til the very end.. They wag their tails and smile that smile… That makes you know the... | Unknown | 395 | 2 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Ladybee42 |
Sinister Happenings.It's cold and dark, a frightful night There's cause for worry and fear Check under the bed; leave on the light There's danger lurking oh so near.... | gardenhackle | 795 | 8 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Ladybee42 |
CharmedA snippet of memory that still makes me smile.... | Unknown | 1,322 | 21 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
Scream!True story! They do sound just like a woman screaming...... | Unknown | 1,386 | 19 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 marikia |
Dam It!!who knows how much water....when hence the oneness of the locks shall rise or silently gracefully fall.... I shall only be the one to know, and there... | sophiasummer | 512 | 7 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 niah9 |
So closeoh the days of our youth still in school. you see a dollar bill floating around and somebody else takes it before you can.there goes that cocacola yo... | kickit22 | 513 | 7 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 kickit22 |
haven fun.hope this made you smile or at least a grin.... | kickit22 | 651 | 10 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 kickit22 |
ALL CONSUMINGYUM!......lol.....Andrew......xxx... | andrew149 | 362 | 6 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
My First TimeI wrote this years ago during one of my spontanious creative/artistic moments. :)... | Unknown | 429 | 2 | Jun 2009 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
Cake!Yeah, it is rather flattish. That's because I don't own an eight inch cake pan. Used a ten inch skillet, hillbilly style! :D... | Unknown | 1,198 | 23 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!Andrew....8th Nov. 2010......xxx... | andrew149 | 410 | 6 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 gnj4u |
SleeplessI'm sitting on the bed my mind is somewhere else. My fingers use the keys but the words come out themselves. The subjects are too many and the w... | iluvisis1 | 503 | 3 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
polar bearThey said take a running jump so that is what he did now in mid air nearly there eat your heart out said the bear. mind i aint landed... | Unknown | 609 | 12 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
"TAP TAP"just a view.......lol! Sophia... | sophiasummer | 695 | 9 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 jeddah12 |
Face Book FriendsA little ditty about Face Book..... | Unknown | 281 | 0 | Nov 2010 | |
Trick-Or-TreatA cute little poem about Halloween.... | Unknown | 333 | 8 | Oct 2010 | Oct 2010 ironman |
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