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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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cruciverbalistlife's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)... | agoodguy2have | 523 | 1 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 gnj4u |
Dice RollinGoofy take on what it's like to see someone for the first time... Don't lie guys you do it too.... | Unknown | 362 | 1 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 Unknown |
'Two Spinisters'We are the two Spinisters on Drynam Sure everyone knows that They say we are too tight to get married And that is a fact Some other's say we are... | Unknown | 317 | 2 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 hedistuff |
'Getting Married'Never say Never... | Unknown | 549 | 1 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 Unknown |
The New MacDonald - song lyricWritten 10 years ago but still works.... | Unknown | 476 | 8 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 jazzy75 |
vanitynothing seems right in the world system. I can not see any sanity in all the recent wars.I think we are all crazy... | Unknown | 375 | 1 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 trurorob |
TardinessThe white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ...... | Fern1311 | 404 | 0 | Mar 2010 | |
Hands on Business......True Tale No.1Foreword: If you folks can indulge me, I'd like to share with the poetry people, three interesting incidents from the past. I recall an incident... | hedistuff | 512 | 1 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 trurorob |
SurprisesOctober '07. I must have been feeling optimistic this day! :)... | Fern1311 | 380 | 1 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 jazzy75 |
Iwannabeahadeda...Dedicated to my friends, the hadedas...... | Earlgreytea | 337 | 2 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 Earlgreytea |
Pink or Pinky?To sexy for my brain to remember.... | Unknown | 379 | 1 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 Earlgreytea |
!don!t>put>God>on>!hold!~>she~>has~a~*sence*~of~^hu^mor^~ ~>ya~>no~> !_how_ev_er_> =i=>wouldn!t=>push=it!... | PassionateArtist | 404 | 1 | Mar 2010 | Mar 2010 Pinkpoetress |
"winter twenty ten"“winter twenty ten” why does it snow and never stop in a winter that knows no bounds the ice and rain in a world of cold is a cocktail that que... | Unknown | 339 | 2 | Feb 2010 | Mar 2010 jazzy75 |
A smile for allYou may have seen this one before only now it is an award winning poem. I am very proud of it... | Unknown | 565 | 6 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 Unknown |
"dog & louie"“dog & louie” dog & louie were hangin’ down on the corner louie said, dog i cant remember being hornier know what you mean lou, can’t seem to g... | Unknown | 378 | 3 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 jazzy75 |
days outwashed over my while in the bath... | Unknown | 251 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
Same Homeless man I metaphorhumorous reality of events... | Unknown | 1,606 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
Could Have Gone WrongIt could so easily have gone wrong. Her mind was on the brink, now she could no longer stand the pong of him throwing up in the kitchen sink. It... | Unknown | 346 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
The Wish ListI sat down with my nephews once. We decided to have some fun, the list was actually 10 pages long and more kept on going. I had to live out some to ma... | Unknown | 308 | 2 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 Unknown |
Silly PsychicApologies to any believers out there. No offence meant to you, I just find these people that prey on our insecurities, well, silly!!... | Unknown | 356 | 0 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 trurorob |
Warm Beer Fear W.B.FHate sucks so always keep your beer cold or chug!... | Unknown | 603 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
EmoticonsI designed my own emoticon but somehow I did something wrong Instead of staying on the screen this emoticon was slightly mean It had a life all... | longte | 405 | 0 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 jazzy75 |
Top Geari am not so good in poetry just thought to have fun and try it. I wrote it with humor, it may sound weird but i will live for you guys to decide it,... | Unknown | 313 | 0 | Feb 2010 | |
QuiverI Ponder on a vision of your lovely profile. The thoughts of you make me go half wild. A quiver from my loins now do attest, My feelings for you ar... | boyshchrm6 | 613 | 14 | Jan 2010 | Feb 2010 boyshchrm6 |
Nuttynow you may think I am a guts to fill my belly up with nuts but you can take this as my word just as a squirrel makes his hoard I will be here che... | longte | 434 | 3 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 longte |
Internet Spelling BluesOK, OK, I have to admit that my initial comments were a LITTLE harsh, after all, I am not actually perfect, in fact I am quite capable of outright stu... | kmyost | 473 | 5 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 Katfight |
A YarnBeware of people on this site who are from Anywhere? Makes you wonder........... | andifree | 400 | 4 | Feb 2010 | Feb 2010 Unknown |
"i don't know why"“i don’t know why” dogs hogs pigs frogs each make noises all their own some can live together some only live alone the mailman is always late... | Unknown | 384 | 2 | Jan 2010 | Jan 2010 jazzy75 |
DreamlandSometimes sleeping can take you where you never have been without dreams goals will never be set the sky is the limit good luck to everyone Positi... | ironman | 443 | 3 | Jan 2010 | Jan 2010 Unknown |
"vices"“vices” have you had your vice today? probably two or three anyway it takes some practice to do ‘em right smokin’ and drinkin’ and stayin’ up al... | Unknown | 310 | 1 | Jan 2010 | Jan 2010 trurorob |
Wonders of the WorldJust a little something to give a smile.... | Unknown | 193 | 2 | Jan 2010 | Jan 2010 jazzy75 |
The Spel ChekerI have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plainly marks for my revue Miss takes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm shore your... | Juneau | 689 | 5 | Oct 2009 | Jan 2010 boyshchrm6 |
NonSense Sensationrandom nonsense... | Unknown | 401 | 0 | Jan 2010 | |
"he # 2"”he # 2” he shoulda been a lawyer he used big words he coulda been a writer he knew about verbs he mighta been a carpenter didn’t like sore... | Unknown | 385 | 2 | Jan 2010 | Jan 2010 Unknown |
Drunken Love PoemPass that bottle...because I Love You! Let me drink one more night! If I get sick...I want you girl...to comfort me when I throw up. Babe..I see 2 of... | Unknown | 300 | 0 | Jan 2010 | |
Xmas ShoppingShopping in the winter is sometimes like this.... | boyshchrm6 | 613 | 9 | Dec 2009 | Jan 2010 boyshchrm6 |
Whats Writers BlockWriters block, writers block hanging around I pick the pen up then I put it back down, I search my head but not a thing to be found as if my brain... | Unknown | 414 | 0 | Jan 2010 | |
"Riding high"a blast from the past...circa late 60's... | Unknown | 418 | 2 | Jan 2010 | Jan 2010 boyshchrm6 |
Funny honeyyour my honey your my sweet your my pumpkin pie to eat you my sugar and my spices your my icing and my ices your my candy your my cake oops... | Unknown | 3,055 | 1 | Jan 2010 | Jan 2010 jazzy75 |
I had a hippopotomusShare | I had a hippopotamus User Rating: 9.5 /10 (6 votes) - vote - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Print friendly v... | Tedmsc | 339 | 0 | Dec 2009 | |
April Horror ShowHi All, Just a bit of fun!!! (please tell me what you think) TD... | Tiger_Dan | 568 | 4 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 Tiger_Dan |
All In the findingThis is just the funny little stuff that makes a realtion ship what it should be to me not just a load of lies but humanity at its finest.... | Unknown | 278 | 1 | Dec 2009 | Dec 2009 jazzy75 |
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