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cruciverbalist Poem

cruciverbalistlife's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)...

agoodguy2have5231Mar 2010Mar 2010
gnj4u
Dice Rollin Poem

Dice RollinGoofy take on what it's like to see someone for the first time... Don't lie guys you do it too....

Unknown3621Mar 2010Mar 2010
Unknown
Two Spinisters Poem

'Two Spinisters'We are the two Spinisters on Drynam Sure everyone knows that They say we are too tight to get married And that is a fact Some other's say we are...

Unknown3172Mar 2010Mar 2010
hedistuff
Getting Married Poem

'Getting Married'Never say Never...

Unknown5491Mar 2010Mar 2010
Unknown
The New MacDonald song lyric Poem

The New MacDonald - song lyricWritten 10 years ago but still works....

Unknown4768Mar 2010Mar 2010
jazzy75
vanity Poem

vanitynothing seems right in the world system. I can not see any sanity in all the recent wars.I think we are all crazy...

Unknown3751Mar 2010Mar 2010
trurorob
Tardiness Poem

TardinessThe white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ......

Fern13114040Mar 2010
Hands on Business True Tale No 1 Poem

Hands on Business......True Tale No.1Foreword: If you folks can indulge me, I'd like to share with the poetry people, three interesting incidents from the past. I recall an incident...

hedistuff5121Mar 2010Mar 2010
trurorob
Surprises Poem

SurprisesOctober '07. I must have been feeling optimistic this day! :)...

Fern13113801Mar 2010Mar 2010
jazzy75
Iwannabeahadeda Poem

Iwannabeahadeda...Dedicated to my friends, the hadedas......

Earlgreytea3372Mar 2010Mar 2010
Earlgreytea
Pink or Pinky Poem

Pink or Pinky?To sexy for my brain to remember....

Unknown3791Mar 2010Mar 2010
Earlgreytea
don tputGodon hold Poem

!don!t>put>God>on>!hold!~>she~>has~a~*sence*~of~^hu^mor^~ ~>ya~>no~> !_how_ev_er_> =i=>wouldn!t=>push=it!...

PassionateArtist4041Mar 2010Mar 2010
Pinkpoetress
winter twenty ten Poem

"winter twenty ten"“winter twenty ten” why does it snow and never stop in a winter that knows no bounds the ice and rain in a world of cold is a cocktail that que...

Unknown3392Feb 2010Mar 2010
jazzy75
A smile for all Poem

A smile for allYou may have seen this one before only now it is an award winning poem. I am very proud of it...

Unknown5656Feb 2010Feb 2010
Unknown
dog louie Poem

"dog & louie"“dog & louie” dog & louie were hangin’ down on the corner louie said, dog i cant remember being hornier know what you mean lou, can’t seem to g...

Unknown3783Feb 2010Feb 2010
jazzy75
days out Poem

days outwashed over my while in the bath...

Unknown2510Feb 2010
Same Homeless man I metaphor Poem

Same Homeless man I metaphorhumorous reality of events...

Unknown1,6060Feb 2010
Could Have Gone Wrong Poem

Could Have Gone WrongIt could so easily have gone wrong. Her mind was on the brink, now she could no longer stand the pong of him throwing up in the kitchen sink. It...

Unknown3460Feb 2010
The Wish List Poem

The Wish ListI sat down with my nephews once. We decided to have some fun, the list was actually 10 pages long and more kept on going. I had to live out some to ma...

Unknown3082Feb 2010Feb 2010
Unknown
Silly Psychic Poem

Silly PsychicApologies to any believers out there. No offence meant to you, I just find these people that prey on our insecurities, well, silly!!...

Unknown3560Feb 2010Feb 2010
trurorob
Warm Beer Fear W B F Poem

Warm Beer Fear W.B.FHate sucks so always keep your beer cold or chug!...

Unknown6030Feb 2010
Emoticons Poem

EmoticonsI designed my own emoticon but somehow I did something wrong Instead of staying on the screen this emoticon was slightly mean It had a life all...

longte4050Feb 2010Feb 2010
jazzy75
Top Gear Poem

Top Geari am not so good in poetry just thought to have fun and try it. I wrote it with humor, it may sound weird but i will live for you guys to decide it,...

Unknown3130Feb 2010
Quiver Poem

QuiverI Ponder on a vision of your lovely profile. The thoughts of you make me go half wild. A quiver from my loins now do attest, My feelings for you ar...

boyshchrm661314Jan 2010Feb 2010
boyshchrm6
Nutty Poem

Nuttynow you may think I am a guts to fill my belly up with nuts but you can take this as my word just as a squirrel makes his hoard I will be here che...

longte4343Feb 2010Feb 2010
longte
Internet Spelling Blues Poem

Internet Spelling BluesOK, OK, I have to admit that my initial comments were a LITTLE harsh, after all, I am not actually perfect, in fact I am quite capable of outright stu...

kmyost4735Feb 2010Feb 2010
Katfight
A Yarn Poem

A YarnBeware of people on this site who are from Anywhere? Makes you wonder...........

andifree4004Feb 2010Feb 2010
Unknown
i dont know why Poem

"i don't know why"“i don’t know why” dogs hogs pigs frogs each make noises all their own some can live together some only live alone the mailman is always late...

Unknown3842Jan 2010Jan 2010
jazzy75
Dreamland Poem

DreamlandSometimes sleeping can take you where you never have been without dreams goals will never be set the sky is the limit good luck to everyone Positi...

ironman4433Jan 2010Jan 2010
Unknown
vices Poem

"vices"“vices” have you had your vice today? probably two or three anyway it takes some practice to do ‘em right smokin’ and drinkin’ and stayin’ up al...

Unknown3101Jan 2010Jan 2010
trurorob
Wonders of the World Poem

Wonders of the WorldJust a little something to give a smile....

Unknown1932Jan 2010Jan 2010
jazzy75
The Spel Cheker Poem

The Spel ChekerI have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plainly marks for my revue Miss takes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm shore your...

Juneau6895Oct 2009Jan 2010
boyshchrm6
NonSense Sensation Poem

NonSense Sensationrandom nonsense...

Unknown4010Jan 2010
he 2 Poem

"he # 2"”he # 2” he shoulda been a lawyer he used big words he coulda been a writer he knew about verbs he mighta been a carpenter didn’t like sore...

Unknown3852Jan 2010Jan 2010
Unknown
Drunken Love Poem

Drunken Love PoemPass that bottle...because I Love You! Let me drink one more night! If I get sick...I want you girl...to comfort me when I throw up. Babe..I see 2 of...

Unknown3000Jan 2010
Xmas Shopping Poem

Xmas ShoppingShopping in the winter is sometimes like this....

boyshchrm66139Dec 2009Jan 2010
boyshchrm6
Whats Writers Block Poem

Whats Writers BlockWriters block, writers block hanging around I pick the pen up then I put it back down, I search my head but not a thing to be found as if my brain...

Unknown4140Jan 2010
Riding high Poem

"Riding high"a blast from the past...circa late 60's...

Unknown4182Jan 2010Jan 2010
boyshchrm6
Funny honey Poem

Funny honeyyour my honey your my sweet your my pumpkin pie to eat you my sugar and my spices your my icing and my ices your my candy your my cake oops...

Unknown3,0551Jan 2010Jan 2010
jazzy75
I had a hippopotomus Poem

I had a hippopotomusShare | I had a hippopotamus User Rating: 9.5 /10 (6 votes) - vote - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Print friendly v...

Tedmsc3390Dec 2009
April Horror Show Poem

April Horror ShowHi All, Just a bit of fun!!! (please tell me what you think) TD...

Tiger_Dan5684Dec 2009Dec 2009
Tiger_Dan
All In the finding Poem

All In the findingThis is just the funny little stuff that makes a realtion ship what it should be to me not just a load of lies but humanity at its finest....

Unknown2781Dec 2009Dec 2009
jazzy75

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