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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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E-logical worldWell its flat where I'm standing from my left to right. .....lols... | morgen90210 | 576 | 4 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 morgen90210 |
a walk in the bushAs i walk through the bush with the wind blowing my hair. I looked up an saw birds sailing through the air Then one dove down an i did leap straight i... | Unknown | 435 | 1 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 Unknown |
World Cup LoveThose six long weeks every four years can put a test to the best of relationships for those who have no interest in football.. we love to hate and yet... | Stedan | 308 | 2 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 morgen90210 |
FRIENDAN HOUR ON TNE TREADMILL,, :-)... | Girlygirl196349 | 934 | 32 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 pinklady1967 |
You're so fineBought some new china today! :-)... | Girlygirl196349 | 621 | 15 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 pinklady1967 |
Exequy ShindigThe day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca ~ Just a thought…. Cheers... | fjamesj9701 | 776 | 18 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 fjamesj9701 |
Woman Wanted... | fjamesj9701 | 1,512 | 24 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 Happygolucky4u |
Mistaken IdentityDown around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick pose... | shadow1950 | 940 | 3 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 candykid |
Pork and BeansOne of those stories where someone who knew someone that knew someone that this happened to... | fjamesj9701 | 838 | 17 | Mar 2013 | Jun 2014 benidorm |
a treasured rosea special gift from the light within... | darkhorse555 | 517 | 16 | Mar 2014 | Jun 2014 123whisper |
LaughingLife is just one long joke We designed and planned it We laugh in the irony Of the mistakes made Of words left unspoken Words which hurt shoul... | branksome | 386 | 2 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 Joseph1112 |
crooked manI was raised on a farm an use to sing to the cows to make them calm while milking them.... | bigdave10 | 290 | 2 | May 2014 | Jun 2014 morgen90210 |
Sas tries to RhymeOkay I know it's cheesy, But I tried to at least Rhyme LOL... | SnowCoveredMuse | 639 | 5 | May 2014 | May 2014 Joseph1112 |
MusicI love music and I love car's but the rhythm's carry me far out past the stars The sounds fill me deeply deep to my core I can listen all day... | liketoworkhard | 588 | 7 | Dec 2013 | May 2014 fjamesj9701 |
Secret Recipe: Coffee, Tea or Rhyme?glad to find out the flare up re: rhyming, has seem to have settled down...this is just a light hearted take on why and how some of us write...... | orientalkoru | 479 | 5 | May 2014 | May 2014 orientalkoru |
who me?Just playing and thinking hahaha... | liketoworkhard | 490 | 0 | May 2014 | |
Silk Road AdventureYes this happened to me ! Should I tell?... | jockboy61 | 482 | 1 | May 2014 | May 2014 mimzy333 |
The Jessetradamus Prophecies (Mr Cafe Challenge)Mr Jim I also see in my visions that you will return my over due library books... | fjamesj9701 | 842 | 30 | May 2014 | May 2014 candykid |
Me love you long timeHelllow: Dude here..? Looking for a female with ruby lips to kiss on my face in the park.. Must go to the park and visit the big yellow duck.. I... | cafetwo2010 | 715 | 9 | Oct 2013 | May 2014 SCatlyn |
Mama's AdviceEnjoying my Season 2 DVD of Mama's Family. This episode has Mama helping Aunt Fran with an advice column. The show is one of the funniest I have eve... | mcradloff | 771 | 14 | Apr 2014 | May 2014 mcradloff |
The Horse from the Course (challenge)Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrot... | SCatlyn | 1,548 | 26 | Jan 2011 | May 2014 SCatlyn |
Doctor out to lunch: Be back at I:00 pmThank you for waiting. Please fill out this form and state your illness. 1. Went crazy 2. Men are beasts, and I almost like it. 3. Women a... | cafetwo2010 | 514 | 6 | May 2014 | May 2014 cafetwo2010 |
First flush of a different kindJust another nutty moment from me that became more than a sentence :)...just for fun... | Unknown | 559 | 3 | May 2014 | May 2014 beautifulyou |
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Att... | real_khan | 515 | 5 | Nov 2013 | May 2014 fjamesj9701 |
The end is neartime to push the cow off the cliff what a nice sacrifice hope God likes it ! now time for a beer... | Unknown | 265 | 1 | May 2014 | May 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
The other Abominable Snowmantime waits for no man but it has to for this Abominable Snowman. I watch the sunset yet in the backround a radio plays what's another year by johnn... | Unknown | 350 | 8 | May 2014 | May 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
the lamp above tomorrowlandcall it sunlight,i don't care ! for all anyone really knows it could be a giant red squirrel or a colour in bible oh tomorrowland kiss me hole... | Unknown | 259 | 0 | May 2014 | |
2014.. Challenge ( What is your prediction) ?Today you get to be a prophet, or prophetess. Your mission, should you decide to choose it, Is to divine the future and determine what state of... | cafetwo2010 | 619 | 6 | May 2014 | May 2014 cafetwo2010 |
Fanatical about FilmMrs Magoo went to the cinema For the price of a shilling She thrilled to see: Cads Bullet-Proof-Monks And an exocet - shot up her own derri... | wsmith1984 | 365 | 1 | May 2014 | May 2014 Unknown |
down and out in area 51what the f*ck goes on there at the weekends ? drinking beer and line dancing ? so who's taken the ufo horse to france ?... | Unknown | 296 | 1 | May 2014 | May 2014 madtat29 |
I was goofy off- lolI came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quit... | SnowCoveredMuse | 439 | 7 | May 2014 | May 2014 Peneloperosejae |
Holy balloons on the moonI am winter when I am Africa and Africa is me in summer time floating down the Mississippi with holy balloons on the moon !... | Unknown | 268 | 0 | May 2014 | May 2014 Unknown |
TENNIS ANYONEThere used to be a girl at tennis who always put the second tennis ball down her front whilst serving, not seen so much these days as modern girls ten... | Buffybear | 555 | 0 | May 2014 | |
MalibuThe sun beated down on me As I laid on the shore The salt is burning my sun burnt Skin In my delirium of dehydration I think I would l... | benidorm | 470 | 4 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 Girlygirl196349 |
TelecomJust a bit of nonsense.... | branksome | 355 | 1 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 beautifulyou |
.........endless coffees............Ciggarettes to endless coffees. Quiet as easter.... | benidorm | 439 | 10 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 benidorm |
looneyCrazy?... Why does everyone keep saying that?!... | madtat29 | 531 | 26 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 madtat29 |
Universal poemsAll languages have their poems But in translation lose something Images retained and their metre See arabic and german to english For all that th... | branksome | 318 | 2 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 orientalkoru |
Secret codeBreak this code O maidens and win a one month stay on a Pacific island with La Cafe all expenses paid. La cafe +maiden=(lipstick+wine), @ straw... | cafetwo2010 | 594 | 4 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 SundaySilence |
" Awesome Kiss "I posted some dark ones recently. This one is a lighthearted view of " The Corner ". Thank you for the inspiration dear ! He He.... | Mizzy4 | 677 | 18 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 Mizzy4 |
inside ruinsi wrote this beating the chest for you laughing in a mad way sweet cinders my hair is growing long ha ha a big beard on my face jus... | darkhorse555 | 443 | 4 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 darkhorse555 |
Who viewed me?Who I ask..viewed me? Could it be you? Was it your sister? Or perhaps your mother?! O, 'you said your cat stepped on your phone and pushed the v... | cafetwo2010 | 610 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Apr 2014 trurorob |
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