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E logical world Poem

E-logical worldWell its flat where I'm standing from my left to right. .....lols...

morgen902105764Jun 2014Jun 2014
morgen90210
a walk in the bush Poem

a walk in the bushAs i walk through the bush with the wind blowing my hair. I looked up an saw birds sailing through the air Then one dove down an i did leap straight i...

Unknown4351Jun 2014Jun 2014
Unknown
World Cup Love Poem

World Cup LoveThose six long weeks every four years can put a test to the best of relationships for those who have no interest in football.. we love to hate and yet...

Stedan3082Jun 2014Jun 2014
morgen90210
FRIEND Poem

FRIENDAN HOUR ON TNE TREADMILL,, :-)...

Girlygirl19634993432May 2014Jun 2014
pinklady1967
Youre so fine Poem

You're so fineBought some new china today! :-)...

Girlygirl19634962115May 2014Jun 2014
pinklady1967
Exequy Shindig Poem

Exequy ShindigThe day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca ~ Just a thought…. Cheers...

fjamesj970177618Jun 2014Jun 2014
fjamesj9701
fjamesj97011,51224May 2014Jun 2014
Happygolucky4u
Mistaken Identity Poem

Mistaken IdentityDown around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick pose...

shadow19509403Jun 2014Jun 2014
candykid
Pork and Beans Poem

Pork and BeansOne of those stories where someone who knew someone that knew someone that this happened to...

fjamesj970183817Mar 2013Jun 2014
benidorm
a treasured rose Poem

a treasured rosea special gift from the light within...

darkhorse55551716Mar 2014Jun 2014
123whisper
Laughing Poem

LaughingLife is just one long joke We designed and planned it We laugh in the irony Of the mistakes made Of words left unspoken Words which hurt shoul...

branksome3862May 2014Jun 2014
Joseph1112
crooked man Poem

crooked manI was raised on a farm an use to sing to the cows to make them calm while milking them....

bigdave102902May 2014Jun 2014
morgen90210
Sas tries to Rhyme Poem

Sas tries to RhymeOkay I know it's cheesy, But I tried to at least Rhyme LOL...

SnowCoveredMuse6395May 2014May 2014
Joseph1112
Music Poem

MusicI love music and I love car's but the rhythm's carry me far out past the stars The sounds fill me deeply deep to my core I can listen all day...

liketoworkhard5887Dec 2013May 2014
fjamesj9701
Secret Recipe Coffee Tea or Rhyme Poem

Secret Recipe: Coffee, Tea or Rhyme?glad to find out the flare up re: rhyming, has seem to have settled down...this is just a light hearted take on why and how some of us write......

orientalkoru4795May 2014May 2014
orientalkoru
who me Poem

who me?Just playing and thinking hahaha...

liketoworkhard4900May 2014
Silk Road Adventure Poem

Silk Road AdventureYes this happened to me ! Should I tell?...

jockboy614821May 2014May 2014
mimzy333
The Jessetradamus Prophecies Mr Cafe Challenge Poem

The Jessetradamus Prophecies (Mr Cafe Challenge)Mr Jim I also see in my visions that you will return my over due library books...

fjamesj970184230May 2014May 2014
candykid
Me love you long time Poem

Me love you long timeHelllow: Dude here..? Looking for a female with ruby lips to kiss on my face in the park.. Must go to the park and visit the big yellow duck.. I...

cafetwo20107159Oct 2013May 2014
SCatlyn
Mamas Advice Poem

Mama's AdviceEnjoying my Season 2 DVD of Mama's Family. This episode has Mama helping Aunt Fran with an advice column. The show is one of the funniest I have eve...

mcradloff77114Apr 2014May 2014
mcradloff
The Horse from the Course challenge Poem

The Horse from the Course (challenge)Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrot...

SCatlyn1,54826Jan 2011May 2014
SCatlyn
Doctor out to lunch Be back at I00 pm Poem

Doctor out to lunch: Be back at I:00 pmThank you for waiting. Please fill out this form and state your illness. 1. Went crazy 2. Men are beasts, and I almost like it. 3. Women a...

cafetwo20105146May 2014May 2014
cafetwo2010
First flush of a different kind Poem

First flush of a different kindJust another nutty moment from me that became more than a sentence :)...just for fun...

Unknown5593May 2014May 2014
beautifulyou
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND Poem

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Att...

real_khan5155Nov 2013May 2014
fjamesj9701
The end is near Poem

The end is neartime to push the cow off the cliff what a nice sacrifice hope God likes it ! now time for a beer...

Unknown2651May 2014May 2014
Girlygirl196349
The other Abominable Snowman Poem

The other Abominable Snowmantime waits for no man but it has to for this Abominable Snowman. I watch the sunset yet in the backround a radio plays what's another year by johnn...

Unknown3508May 2014May 2014
Girlygirl196349
the lamp above tomorrowland Poem

the lamp above tomorrowlandcall it sunlight,i don't care ! for all anyone really knows it could be a giant red squirrel or a colour in bible oh tomorrowland kiss me hole...

Unknown2590May 2014
2014 Challenge What is your prediction Poem

2014.. Challenge ( What is your prediction) ?Today you get to be a prophet, or prophetess. Your mission, should you decide to choose it, Is to divine the future and determine what state of...

cafetwo20106196May 2014May 2014
cafetwo2010
Fanatical about Film Poem

Fanatical about FilmMrs Magoo went to the cinema For the price of a shilling She thrilled to see: Cads Bullet-Proof-Monks And an exocet - shot up her own derri...

wsmith19843651May 2014May 2014
Unknown
down and out in area 51 Poem

down and out in area 51what the f*ck goes on there at the weekends ? drinking beer and line dancing ? so who's taken the ufo horse to france ?...

Unknown2961May 2014May 2014
madtat29
I was goofy off lol Poem

I was goofy off- lolI came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quit...

SnowCoveredMuse4397May 2014May 2014
Peneloperosejae
Holy balloons on the moon Poem

Holy balloons on the moonI am winter when I am Africa and Africa is me in summer time floating down the Mississippi with holy balloons on the moon !...

Unknown2680May 2014May 2014
Unknown
TENNIS ANYONE Poem

TENNIS ANYONEThere used to be a girl at tennis who always put the second tennis ball down her front whilst serving, not seen so much these days as modern girls ten...

Buffybear5550May 2014
Malibu Poem

MalibuThe sun beated down on me As I laid on the shore The salt is burning my sun burnt Skin In my delirium of dehydration I think I would l...

benidorm4704Apr 2014Apr 2014
Girlygirl196349
Telecom Poem

TelecomJust a bit of nonsense....

branksome3551Apr 2014Apr 2014
beautifulyou
endless coffees Poem

.........endless coffees............Ciggarettes to endless coffees. Quiet as easter....

benidorm43910Apr 2014Apr 2014
benidorm
looney Poem

looneyCrazy?... Why does everyone keep saying that?!...

madtat2953126Apr 2014Apr 2014
madtat29
Universal poems Poem

Universal poemsAll languages have their poems But in translation lose something Images retained and their metre See arabic and german to english For all that th...

branksome3182Apr 2014Apr 2014
orientalkoru
Secret code Poem

Secret codeBreak this code O maidens and win a one month stay on a Pacific island with La Cafe all expenses paid. La cafe +maiden=(lipstick+wine), @ straw...

cafetwo20105944Apr 2014Apr 2014
SundaySilence
Awesome Kiss Poem

" Awesome Kiss "I posted some dark ones recently. This one is a lighthearted view of " The Corner ". Thank you for the inspiration dear ! He He....

Mizzy467718Apr 2014Apr 2014
Mizzy4
inside ruins Poem

inside ruinsi wrote this beating the chest for you laughing in a mad way sweet cinders my hair is growing long ha ha a big beard on my face jus...

darkhorse5554434Apr 2014Apr 2014
darkhorse555
Who viewed me Poem

Who viewed me?Who I ask..viewed me? Could it be you? Was it your sister? Or perhaps your mother?! O, 'you said your cat stepped on your phone and pushed the v...

cafetwo201061011Mar 2014Apr 2014
trurorob

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