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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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animal funZebras of the army type covered by numerous stripe and the telephone too extra special mobile trunk call elephant style some never stick their n... | Unknown | 354 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
Dudekinda funny i guess but I wanted to try posting something... | Unknown | 329 | 9 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
A Man behind the MaskHe is a man in the past Keep something in his heart Keep something in his mind His words reflect his mask Hiding behind his own truth There i... | Davinadia | 1,680 | 11 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Davinadia |
The FlintstonesLife is a cartoon I compare my journey the the people in Bedrock Fred Flintstone and company The trials and tribulations ahead Blessings love to... | ironman | 945 | 3 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 QuietStormF |
The Dime-Store Wok! EE!If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing.... | gsmonks | 373 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 caroljoyce |
I Am The Son Of FishermenI wrote this when I was working on fish packers on the Left Coast.... | gsmonks | 386 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 gsmonks |
A Reason for Leaving? (lol)LOL......XXX... | andrew149 | 527 | 12 | Aug 2010 | Sep 2010 andrew149 |
EntrapmentIt's that time of the month, When all things in their Natural balance, are disturbed And nothing you can do can Will appease her, if she gets Th... | cambuff | 552 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 agoodguy2have |
Cliche'A "mini-rant."... | amahlala | 702 | 15 | Aug 2010 | Sep 2010 amahlala |
Entrapment... Part 2You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you,... | cambuff | 620 | 0 | Sep 2010 | |
A Woman's Domain!... The Sequel.You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embra... | cambuff | 485 | 5 | Aug 2010 | Sep 2010 amahlala |
A Woman's Domain!Every woman that I ever met Has a possession of hers that I refuse to enter; not only For her privacy, but for Fear of the unknown. It is not hu... | cambuff | 465 | 6 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 beautifulyou |
On The Beach (lol)Grockles is what we call tourists here.....lol.....Andrew.....xxx... | andrew149 | 501 | 10 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Love BugsThey should of never let them bring that horriable little bug into the US... | Happygolucky4u | 533 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
jokes from the pastI like old jokes If you have any old jokes share them It is interesting Blessings and love always... | ironman | 513 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Boys will be Boyslol.....Old enough to know what six of the best was....xxx... | andrew149 | 541 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 andrew149 |
unluckywhen freddie stepped off the pavement he did nt use his loaf avoided the latter in bravado he got flattend by a bakery truck but he still survived... | Unknown | 237 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 SCatlyn |
love at a safe distanceHe loved her from afar but not romantic he she lived on the mainland he sailed the sea but every wednesday night these lovers were in view she... | Unknown | 263 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 SCatlyn |
song chainit was the day the Righteous Brothers THE LOVIN FEELING LOST the Moody Blues sang it to GO NOW seemed the best Georgie Fame he understood mind YE... | Unknown | 241 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 SCatlyn |
Things are not as they appear to be...Aaaggghhh..., or not?... | Earlgreytea | 622 | 15 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Earlgreytea |
Things are as they appear to be…“Things are not as they appear to be. Nor are they otherwise.” —some Sutra “Quantum mechanics, the latest development in the scientific quest to u... | Earlgreytea | 478 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Earlgreytea |
Slow TortureSlowly, every so slowly. Moving slightly then stopping. Then again and moans escape. God, it's sooooo long and hard. Yes... Oh yes, it'll make you... | gardenhackle | 408 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 sophiasummer |
The Dance FloorHit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the tim... | badboybill5357 | 339 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
A Bar SceneThere she is, sitting across the bar Glancing me and me at her. She's doing The feminine stuff that makes MEN Become animals! Smiling so innoce... | cambuff | 596 | 11 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 cambuff |
(The blanket)This smooth cold breeze of the window shut it close it. tight and hold it with in the body temp lay on the floor move with comfort in the blanket.... | badboybill5357 | 331 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
Where I liveSouthwest Missouri...... | Unknown | 490 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
~Little Pinky~The reasoning of the little pinky...:O)... | Unknown | 420 | 3 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 swade777 |
Eat more Salmon HaikuInspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat".... | gardenhackle | 394 | 4 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Ladybee42 |
THE LIFE OF A BAGI have the ability to write about any sugject, phrase or thought. Also to write either a poem, short story or song. One day a friend called me and... | Unknown | 224 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
~Who Was Fallowing Me~Heres a fun little mind twister.. had fun writing it. :O)... | Unknown | 520 | 3 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Redex |
just fun riddles...Q. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?.... ...A. Watch this closely, I'm only going to do it once. .... | hedistuff | 1,053 | 24 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 hedistuff |
~My Ole Car~Remember the old car we first drove? this is a dedication to that car.... | Unknown | 639 | 6 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
The Demon in the KitchenAny one for breakfast?... | cambuff | 318 | 2 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 cambuff |
My "New" CarYay!... | Unknown | 454 | 5 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Haiku, Ahhhtchoo!Can I get a gesundheit?... | Unknown | 647 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |
Haiku Confetti Summer DaySwords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes... | gardenhackle | 400 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
Kings Command Part 2The king sent for his physician, A noble doctor indeed, Who read the instructions To the king, who needed Relief from his torture. " Your Royal... | cambuff | 339 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 amahlala |
The kings Command Part 1In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not eas... | cambuff | 280 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
Optimist HaikuI can be feeling quite positive about things with a glass half empty. :)... | gardenhackle | 363 | 5 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |
Election DayTomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!... | Unknown | 387 | 4 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
King of the Cat WorldFor my cat, Billy... | Unknown | 350 | 2 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |
a love matchit's all in the racket and how it swings ;-)... | agoodguy2have | 547 | 9 | Jul 2010 | Aug 2010 optimisticme |
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