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animal fun Poem

animal funZebras of the army type covered by numerous stripe and the telephone too extra special mobile trunk call elephant style some never stick their n...

Unknown3542Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
Dude Poem

Dudekinda funny i guess but I wanted to try posting something...

Unknown3299Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
A Man behind the Mask Poem

A Man behind the MaskHe is a man in the past Keep something in his heart Keep something in his mind His words reflect his mask Hiding behind his own truth There i...

Davinadia1,68011Sep 2010Sep 2010
Davinadia
The Flintstones Poem

The FlintstonesLife is a cartoon I compare my journey the the people in Bedrock Fred Flintstone and company The trials and tribulations ahead Blessings love to...

ironman9453Sep 2010Sep 2010
QuietStormF
The Dime Store Wok EE Poem

The Dime-Store Wok! EE!If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing....

gsmonks3732Sep 2010Sep 2010
caroljoyce
I Am The Son Of Fishermen Poem

I Am The Son Of FishermenI wrote this when I was working on fish packers on the Left Coast....

gsmonks3862Sep 2010Sep 2010
gsmonks
andrew14952712Aug 2010Sep 2010
andrew149
Entrapment Poem

EntrapmentIt's that time of the month, When all things in their Natural balance, are disturbed And nothing you can do can Will appease her, if she gets Th...

cambuff5522Sep 2010Sep 2010
agoodguy2have
Cliche Poem

Cliche'A "mini-rant."...

amahlala70215Aug 2010Sep 2010
amahlala
Entrapment Part 2 Poem

Entrapment... Part 2You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you,...

cambuff6200Sep 2010
A Womans Domain The Sequel Poem

A Woman's Domain!... The Sequel.You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embra...

cambuff4855Aug 2010Sep 2010
amahlala
A Womans Domain Poem

A Woman's Domain!Every woman that I ever met Has a possession of hers that I refuse to enter; not only For her privacy, but for Fear of the unknown. It is not hu...

cambuff4656Aug 2010Aug 2010
beautifulyou
On The Beach lol Poem

On The Beach (lol)Grockles is what we call tourists here.....lol.....Andrew.....xxx...

andrew14950110Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown

Love BugsThey should of never let them bring that horriable little bug into the US...

Happygolucky4u5331Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
jokes from the past Poem

jokes from the pastI like old jokes If you have any old jokes share them It is interesting Blessings and love always...

ironman5131Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Boys will be Boys Poem

Boys will be Boyslol.....Old enough to know what six of the best was....xxx...

andrew1495418Aug 2010Aug 2010
andrew149
unlucky Poem

unluckywhen freddie stepped off the pavement he did nt use his loaf avoided the latter in bravado he got flattend by a bakery truck but he still survived...

Unknown2371Aug 2010Aug 2010
SCatlyn
love at a safe distance Poem

love at a safe distanceHe loved her from afar but not romantic he she lived on the mainland he sailed the sea but every wednesday night these lovers were in view she...

Unknown2631Aug 2010Aug 2010
SCatlyn
song chain Poem

song chainit was the day the Righteous Brothers THE LOVIN FEELING LOST the Moody Blues sang it to GO NOW seemed the best Georgie Fame he understood mind YE...

Unknown2411Aug 2010Aug 2010
SCatlyn
Earlgreytea62215Aug 2010Aug 2010
Earlgreytea
Things are as they appear to be Poem

Things are as they appear to be…“Things are not as they appear to be. Nor are they otherwise.” —some Sutra “Quantum mechanics, the latest development in the scientific quest to u...

Earlgreytea4788Aug 2010Aug 2010
Earlgreytea
Slow Torture Poem

Slow TortureSlowly, every so slowly. Moving slightly then stopping. Then again and moans escape. God, it's sooooo long and hard. Yes... Oh yes, it'll make you...

gardenhackle4088Aug 2010Aug 2010
sophiasummer
The Dance Floor Poem

The Dance FloorHit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the tim...

badboybill53573390Aug 2010
A Bar Scene Poem

A Bar SceneThere she is, sitting across the bar Glancing me and me at her. She's doing The feminine stuff that makes MEN Become animals! Smiling so innoce...

cambuff59611Aug 2010Aug 2010
cambuff
The blanket Poem

(The blanket)This smooth cold breeze of the window shut it close it. tight and hold it with in the body temp lay on the floor move with comfort in the blanket....

badboybill53573310Aug 2010
Where I live Poem

Where I liveSouthwest Missouri......

Unknown4908Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Little Pinky Poem

~Little Pinky~The reasoning of the little pinky...:O)...

Unknown4203Aug 2010Aug 2010
swade777
Eat more Salmon Haiku Poem

Eat more Salmon HaikuInspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat"....

gardenhackle3944Aug 2010Aug 2010
Ladybee42
THE LIFE OF A BAG Poem

THE LIFE OF A BAGI have the ability to write about any sugject, phrase or thought. Also to write either a poem, short story or song. One day a friend called me and...

Unknown2240Aug 2010
Who Was Fallowing Me Poem

~Who Was Fallowing Me~Heres a fun little mind twister.. had fun writing it. :O)...

Unknown5203Aug 2010Aug 2010
Redex
just fun riddles Poem

just fun riddles...Q. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?.... ...A. Watch this closely, I'm only going to do it once. ....

hedistuff1,05324Aug 2010Aug 2010
hedistuff
My Ole Car Poem

~My Ole Car~Remember the old car we first drove? this is a dedication to that car....

Unknown6396Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
The Demon in the Kitchen Poem

The Demon in the KitchenAny one for breakfast?...

cambuff3182Aug 2010Aug 2010
cambuff
Unknown4545Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Haiku Ahhhtchoo Poem

Haiku, Ahhhtchoo!Can I get a gesundheit?...

Unknown6478Aug 2010Aug 2010
agoodguy2have
Haiku Confetti Summer Day Poem

Haiku Confetti Summer DaySwords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes...

gardenhackle4000Aug 2010
Kings Command Part 2 Poem

Kings Command Part 2The king sent for his physician, A noble doctor indeed, Who read the instructions To the king, who needed Relief from his torture. " Your Royal...

cambuff3391Aug 2010Aug 2010
amahlala
The kings Command Part 1 Poem

The kings Command Part 1In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not eas...

cambuff2800Aug 2010
Optimist Haiku Poem

Optimist HaikuI can be feeling quite positive about things with a glass half empty. :)...

gardenhackle3635Aug 2010Aug 2010
agoodguy2have
Election Day Poem

Election DayTomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!...

Unknown3874Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
King of the Cat World Poem

King of the Cat WorldFor my cat, Billy...

Unknown3502Aug 2010Aug 2010
agoodguy2have
a love match Poem

a love matchit's all in the racket and how it swings ;-)...

agoodguy2have5479Jul 2010Aug 2010
optimisticme

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