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Gold Digger Poem

Gold Digger!uh..I'm gonna go with gold digger? lol...

cafetwo20106336Jun 2011Aug 2017
godsprincess
Crazy Joe Poem

Crazy JoeFor Granddad...

K_Ann_706068Aug 2017Aug 2017
K_Ann_70
Jeeves Poem

JeevesJeeves of course was the butler....

Macduff55064Aug 2017Aug 2017
K_Ann_70
That Kind of Day Poem

That Kind of DayBecause every now and again, it's like that....

K_Ann_705142Aug 2017Aug 2017
K_Ann_70
Pretty Happy Poem

Pretty HappyI'm bored....

K_Ann_705422Aug 2017Aug 2017
K_Ann_70
IRREPARABLE Poem

IRREPARABLESome things can't be repaired! It came to mind....... I detest politics! tweaked 11/30/17...

lookn2share5151Jul 2017Jul 2017
lookn2share
Vote me this September Poem

Vote me this SeptemberElection time here....

Oceanzest4956Jul 2017Jul 2017
K_Ann_70
Rodney Dangerfield quotes Poem

Rodney Dangerfield quotesyes its freezing here, some classics from Rodney Dangerfield to cheer us up....

Oceanzest6700Jul 2017Jul 2017
godsprincess
Words Arent Enough Poem

Words Aren't EnoughThe old saying action speaks louder than words. Oh yeah!...

DaytonaDude57113Feb 2014Jun 2017
sophiasummer
Lovley Lights Poem

Lovley LightsAnts are so cool....

sophiasummer4992Jun 2017Jun 2017
Oceanzest
Macri gato Poem

Macri gatoPresident Macri is a cat...

Unknown2640May 2017
a minute as a cricket Poem

a minute as a cricketLol why not eh. Cheers all....

Bentlee7892Jul 2009May 2017
Unknown
Dear Deer Poem

Dear DeerI spend 10 years writing this poem...

Paxtecum3851Apr 2017Apr 2017
nonsmoker
THAT BOOK YOU STOLE Poem

THAT BOOK YOU STOLEFound in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown....

rusticbink8002Apr 2015Apr 2017
rusticbink
Unknown3682Apr 2017Apr 2017
Unknown
Are you insane Check yes no Poem

Are you insane? Check yes/ noA lil fun on Monday night? Can't take ourselves to seriously can we?...

cafetwo20101,03823May 2016Apr 2017
cafetwo2010
Alien Poem

AlienA tribute to every sci-fi movie I ever saw. lol...

cafetwo20101,0396Sep 2010Apr 2017
godsprincess
cafetwo20106852Nov 2016Apr 2017
cafetwo2010
Broken Man Poem

Broken ManMen and their cars!!, the great compensator, I wrote this about four years ago, it still makes me smile. We used to have a funny night on here, those...

trurorob2,17247Apr 2014Apr 2017
trurorob
A Fairy Tale Poem

A Fairy TaleI love fairy tales especially with a happy ending....

Macduff54735Mar 2017Mar 2017
southmiami4321
Kato Had Some Playdough Poem

Kato Had Some PlaydoughKato had some playdough He made a pink panther And took him to his school All the kids gathered around Made a happy sound They thought pink pan...

EyeLook4U3870Mar 2017
Tom Fiddlebox Poem

Tom FiddleboxMy name is Tom Fiddlebox, I have lost my colored socks. I married a fox, But she turned out to be an ox. My name is Tom Fiddlebox, I work on brok...

Tristrial833340Mar 2017
Neighbor Ned Poem

Neighbor NedI have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighb...

EyeLook4U3120Mar 2017
Always Like That Poem

Always Like ThatAlways like that That's what they say about him But why do they get so mad Oh were they always like that Just what has he done Has he hurt any...

EyeLook4U3640Mar 2017
Two Strikes Poem

Two StrikesLong ago I sent lara croft a friend request on face book I got turned down Long ago I dedicated a song to her at karaoke It was called ocean front...

EyeLook4U3780Mar 2017
Ticker Tape Parade Poem

Ticker Tape ParadeTick me off again And see the flare of my pen Once I could say naught Now I can say and not be caught So it's up to you gang up on the side you...

EyeLook4U3540Mar 2017
Really Big Trouble Poem

Really Big TroubleSometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I...

EyeLook4U3430Mar 2017
Doghouse Letter Poem

Doghouse LetterHe got a doghouse letter From the half that is better Now sparky's on a chain Pretending to be tame What did he do he doesn't have a clue So fo...

EyeLook4U3930Mar 2017Mar 2017
PlainoldJane
I Dont Like Rap Poem

I Don't Like RapPlay games with me and I play them back Sounds like a rap song And I don't like that I don't like rap No I don't like rap Hey I don't like rap...

EyeLook4U4062Mar 2017Mar 2017
EyeLook4U
Noem Wrote A Poem

Noem Wrote A PoemHis name was noem He wrote a poem His clothes were tattered He had to sewem When he walked down the road People asked where was he goem I'm go...

EyeLook4U5010Mar 2017
Taste a woman Poem

Taste a womanOh, for heavens sake. What's it take to get a date on Saturday night? Somebody needs to get some pizza up in this joint! Lol It's all in good fun....

cafetwo20106299Oct 2016Mar 2017
cafetwo2010
Purple Poem

PurplePurple is a color Liked by woman and by man It's used to name a rock band I'm a big deep purple fan Some singers sing of purple rain Some movie...

Taz02743963Feb 2017Mar 2017
Purpledragon64
Maine is good for snow and dogs Poem

Maine is good for snow, and dogs.....I wrote this poem being silly, and stewpid..........

danny197023240Feb 2017
Art of war VI Poem

Art of war VICome. listen while i melt your ear. Like sweet honey down your neck. Pooling on clavicle. Dripping down bosom and chest Sultry thick steam. P...

Odysseus_own362-Feb 2017
Youtube Poem

YoutubeThere are a ton of really good videos on youtube. Just about every song ever made can be found there. Some of my favorite comedians like Dave Chapel...

mcradloff7186May 2013Feb 2017
lovecanbereal
cafetwo201075824Apr 2013Feb 2017
lovecanbereal
The Nothing Poem

The Nothing PoemOk, cut me some slack..I'm off work today..lol....

cafetwo20101,04615Jan 2012Feb 2017
lindsyjones
Meek mill Poem

Meek millWhy feed her red lobster when you got the dollar menu ....

Hickman283260Feb 2017
CA LuPa Poem

CA LuPaWhy is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to...

Hickman283430Feb 2017
Sweet Poem

SweetGirl you so sweet I would maybe like to meet. I hope you like KFC that's the place to be so think about it girl so I can sweep you off your feet....

Hickman283820Feb 2017
A drunkards poem

A drunkards poemROs eS aRe rrED AN D veeletts ;¿ R bLoW P e GG y arE purdey.(» ANd Sew R Su e...to for 2 b e Sue U 2 . IS A BJump Into blu...

cafetwo201075117Mar 2014Feb 2017
cafetwo2010
The only Diamond Poem

The only DiamondThe only diamond in the world that no one knew it...

Unknown3612Jan 2017Jan 2017
Unknown

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