| Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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 extractsThe sedge has withered by the lake and no birds sing Is there still balm in Gilead? The moon walks the night in siver shoon In the winter of my... | branksome | 447 | 5 | Mar 2014 | Apr 2014 trurorob |
MaudI sat in the garden alone The hibiscus in full bloom I was waiting for someone I thought of the man waiting for Maud Crying”Come into the garden M... | branksome | 400 | 3 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2014 nonsmoker |
 Bill-----LimerickThere was a love bird named Bill he liked to sun on the sill himself admiring he was so charming until he had a big spill... | shadow1950 | 661 | 4 | Jan 2014 | Apr 2014 darkhorse555 |
Lily O'PinkLily O'Pink was famous for her vegetable compound which always gave some relief, the principal ingredient being Opium.... | branksome | 308 | 2 | Mar 2014 | Apr 2014 darkhorse555 |
 If I Only Had An A##I saw this parody of The Wizard of Oz song "If I Only Had A Brain" on the Dana Carvey Show. He was one of my favorites on Saturday Night Live. He h... | mcradloff | 770 | 13 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 beautifulyou |
ChauvinistA somewhat inflammatory gesture from an old male chauvinist,now reformed I hope. The submissive trait lingers in many women as evinced by the popular... | branksome | 383 | 4 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 Angel04 |
 boxesI pack my life Inside my boxes My first Lots of room I have As my life spirrals Lots of things I collect Memeries that I want And those t... | wayne34 | 360 | 2 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 trurorob |
Wayne's Challenge 2Wayne maybe this is a better try. Thanks all for your read... | lindsyjones | 797 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 lindsyjones |
extractsDo you recognise the poems these lines are from?... | branksome | 281 | 0 | Mar 2014 | |
 Spring cometh!In the winter months you would find me sleeping in my cave The bones of weaker prey are sprawled about None dare awaken me for death would be cer... | cafetwo2010 | 616 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 beautifulyou |
 If Only I Was A Poet#5 Just something that leaked out my pen and formed before I could count to ten... | Catfoot | 796 | 13 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 Catfoot |
What?Did I say what? O, you must have said something.. I mean.. what? O...you need more coffee? Ok Well..It's............ FRIDAY! Yessssssss!... | cafetwo2010 | 602 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 cafetwo2010 |
 How much is that snake in the window?How much is that snake in the window? The one with the six hairy legs How much is that snake in the window? Look, it sits up and begs I’m going... | steve1223 | 506 | 14 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 orientalkoru |
Ninety Nine BottlesJust a bit of humour... | steve1223 | 559 | 11 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 madtat29 |
 My Mama's gunshe's fine now, thank god she don't own a gun !... | morgen90210 | 602 | 5 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 morgen90210 |
Curry In A Hurry (Part 2 of 2)One by one the bowls were emptied They were all keeping apace The audience cheered, the excitement rose These were the best in the world Suddenl... | steve1223 | 519 | 4 | Dec 2013 | Mar 2014 orientalkoru |
Three's CompanyI got seasons 2-8 on dvd from my library. I have always loved this show. John Ritter was the glue that kept this show fun. They tried a spinoff cal... | mcradloff | 773 | 2 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 TAR_734 |
The Family At Number SevenI once knew a man who had three legs He was married to a woman who had two heads Now you might think that they looked strange But they were happy a... | steve1223 | 396 | 1 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2014 morgen90210 |
 back on trackLike a railway through a mountain pass,her eyes they shone like crystal glass,her ways were from another time,she had my heart, this heart of mine,but... | Unknown | 203 | 2 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 Unknown |
 Country songJust a song...Lol..A couple things do fit at the moment tho haha...... | madtat29 | 553 | 10 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 madtat29 |
More JokesQ: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Q: Why have scientists started u... | steve1223 | 554 | 6 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 steve1223 |
nun jokeThree nuns are learning to play darts First nun throws three twenties Second throws forty Third nun throws hers darts and misses So she lets... | wayne34 | 781 | 1 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 Mizzy4 |
One Bad TripNow I am off on a really bad trip Who said the circus was a really good tip, Millions of lions chasing me down A bearded woman and a killer crazed... | Unknown | 714 | 6 | Jan 2010 | Feb 2014 Unknown |
 missing socksha ha ha lost the plot looking for socks i think angela flies in when i am asleep smiling stealing my socks ha ha joking baby... | darkhorse555 | 489 | 16 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 mimzy333 |
JokeJesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before th... | steve1223 | 492 | 7 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 Angel04 |
the lodgerWould you want a tat worm living rent free in your tummy no thanx says i... | wayne34 | 414 | 1 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 TAR_734 |
 Online Games and Facebook FriendsDecided to let those fb friends whose requests I have ignored all those years know not to waste their time in a very very long and winded way :-D feel... | orientalkoru | 443 | 9 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 orientalkoru |
| madtat29 | 411 | 8 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 niah9 | |
If I were a furnitureMy funny take on inanimate objects around our homes... If they could talk... What would they be saying or thinking???? The mind boggles!... | orientalkoru | 541 | 17 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 orientalkoru |
Someone, Anyone, No One......It is really quite amusing.... Joining these online social dating sites In the hope of finding someone.... Nothing happens for someone just won't b... | Unknown | 462 | 10 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 Unknown |
MonorhymeA bit of fun... | steve1223 | 412 | 4 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 steve1223 |
Mama OLaughing, laughing Merrily, Rushing and bubbling laughter, Cascading out her mouth See how she throws back the head, Arched neck As if to make s... | Unknown | 286 | 5 | Feb 2014 | Feb 2014 TAR_734 |
My other halfJust rolling some numbers around in my head...... | madtat29 | 711 | 12 | Jul 2013 | Feb 2014 madtat29 |
Crazy World Of Skin ColourSome dark-skinned people seek to lighten their skin colour By applying skin creams to make themselves fairer Most of those creams have some chemical... | socrates44 | 1,014 | 10 | Dec 2013 | Feb 2014 socrates44 |
The Rabbit and The MoleHipperity hipperity hop bunny so full he could pop squeezes down his hole bumping into mole who gave his ear a sound wop... | shadow1950 | 403 | 5 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 trurorob |
 Fervid Frenzyyou confuse me then you call me and i don't know what to do. i'm enamored i feel hammered and it's all because of you. you're illusive you... | iluvisis1 | 487 | 1 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 TAR_734 |
Justin BieberA parody of Justin Bieber's Baby. Just having fun with his recent arrest.... | mcradloff | 565 | 8 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 mcradloff |
The Secret To A Happy Life#4 Just a bit of good advice from an old hand. Take or leave it.... | Catfoot | 897 | 15 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 Catfoot |
That bootyWhen a girl knows how to walk....mnnnnn... | madtat29 | 516 | 10 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 madtat29 |
 Rotting PudRotting Pud, It’s like mud, Stuck with the crumbling pain, Stuck in your head the word refrain, Yet I eat, Yet I see, How it has my belly stuck... | Stephenmcnulty | 293 | 3 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 TAR_734 |
karma...........i always wondered if this fella would haunt me ..........he he ......i think i have turned into the pain in the butt this fella used to be ......if on... | Nuwahri61 | 504 | 0 | Jan 2014 | |
PainLie back, relax, do not fight me no, do not scream or even cry it will be over soon you will see now open wide, no, no much wider Trembling, she... | shadow1950 | 371 | 2 | Jan 2014 | Jan 2014 Unknown |
