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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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My Cat Snores!My cat, Tordi Boo is the first cat I have ever heard snore. You have to hear her to get a good laugh. Days come when I'm doubled in half. Thanks. Have... | pinksdejavu | 880 | 8 | Jan 2016 | Feb 2016 pinksdejavu |
Monsters Under The BedHaving a little fun. Hope you like. Thanks! Hugz, Pink... | pinksdejavu | 757 | 2 | Jan 2016 | Jan 2016 Abby1963 |
Drink it all awayLil song I wrote...... | madtat29 | 1,122 | 5 | Nov 2015 | Jan 2016 madtat29 |
Tamatoesjust for laughs... | louisa14080 | 466 | 1 | Jan 2016 | Jan 2016 Suki1973 |
like & I do not likeI do not like like & I do not lik... | jarred1 | 1,152 | 0 | Jan 2016 | |
Haiku-1summer's day sunny tranquil garden cat's crap on my foot heeeere kitty kitty kitty......... | lostabone | 703 | 0 | Dec 2015 | |
With a little Humor...Her legs are not so ) ( also not so ( ) but so !! Don't leave a comment!... | MotorMouse | 460 | 0 | Dec 2015 | |
Your DogThis expresses my frustration with neighbourhood barkers, as boorish as their owners!(Yours excluded of course!). But this is a lovers tiff and Gus i... | jockboy61 | 661 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
You do my head inBased on my lovers experience and an age old problem... | jockboy61 | 917 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
SPORTFrustration at the one eyed nature of Australian sports broadcasters takes Parochialism to dizzying heights! O dear I could have included this! How ca... | jockboy61 | 662 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
2012.. It's Apocalyptic!!Uh..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 1,241 | 27 | Jan 2012 | Nov 2015 godsprincess |
P.S.PUI was writing her a letter the other day Thinking so hard on what to say Roses are red and violets are blue There's a skunk in the garden, p.s.pu... | EyeLook4U | 883 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
Crossing Over : One Man's Escape From Amish LifeA parody of a book I started to read called Crossing Over: One Woman's Escape from Amish Life by Ruth Irene Garrett.... | mcradloff | 981 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
The Princess and the KnaveThis poem was inspired by a song from a very famous artist. See can you guess the song or the artist.... | colinmatts | 701 | 1 | Feb 2010 | Nov 2015 jazzy75 |
Anchored.Good day Mr Drew How do you do? I'm still feeling oddly From thinking of your body Oh me! oh my! Mr Andrew sir What a big anchor You have h... | Unknown | 470 | 1 | Jul 2015 | Oct 2015 Unknown |
Fish gutsDrunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing... | Unknown | 738 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
Tardis (Scene 2)Off again, missed the grab!... | sophiasummer | 797 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
Tardis (Scene 1)Off again!... | sophiasummer | 804 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
Zombie LoveShe's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter... | EyeLook4U | 796 | 0 | Sep 2015 | |
ALIVE AT 65I pray that I came through with Socrates suggestion. I am turning 65 on July 11th.... | godsprincess | 1,622 | 31 | Jul 2015 | Sep 2015 cafetwo2010 |
Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?... | ladygwen123 | 934 | 2 | Sep 2015 | Sep 2015 ladygwen123 |
Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?... | ladygwen123 | 700 | 0 | Sep 2015 | |
Fred the PigThere once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his be... | Retsina_007 | 722 | 2 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 godsprincess |
Nowhererunning in circles going nowhere fast round and round I won't last Spinning my wheels like a clock times my enemy tick, tick tock To m... | joey629 | 377 | 4 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 joey629 |
Yummy Cookies!, got modification to poem!... | rusticbink | 732 | 6 | Aug 2014 | Aug 2015 rusticbink |
Blind DateAn oldie and a goldie.... | Macduff5 | 722 | 4 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 Unknown |
mr beeHa bee it you and me in this field of delight..... ha yo take it slow only you have flight.....ha wasp dont accost Im just passing through...... ask t... | falling_satelite | 461 | 2 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 raphael119 |
METRO P.C.S.INSPITE OF LITTLE MISSHAPS; I STILL FIND IT; THE BEST ON THE MARKET!... | WILDANDREADY | 710 | 3 | Mar 2015 | Jul 2015 godsprincess |
little dittya joke is a joke a poke is a poke but no poke that is no joke... | ozipole144 | 390 | 0 | Jul 2015 | Jul 2015 beautifulyou |
DEFEATPARABLE... | Unknown | 484 | 1 | Jun 2015 | Jul 2015 Unknown |
LOVE AND TOLERANCEMY QUOTE... | Unknown | 473 | 4 | Jun 2015 | Jul 2015 Unknown |
The BIG 60thHi, This is a bit of fun on my Big 60th B/day. Not looking for any B/wishes or anything.... | Ravensgold | 651 | 26 | Jan 2014 | Jul 2015 Ravensgold |
World in a Half Filled CupJust a bit of fun. =)... | gypsyforyou | 325 | 4 | Jun 2015 | Jun 2015 gypsyforyou |
THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE.PROSE ON "TRUE LOVE" EXTRACTED FROM MY ARCHÌVES... | Unknown | 490 | 0 | Jun 2015 | |
daddy long legs (crane fly )a lighthearted take on the lil critters... | trust63 | 689 | 4 | May 2015 | May 2015 godsprincess |
David LettermanStephen Colbert is taking over some time later this year.... | mcradloff | 537 | 0 | May 2015 | |
My bro jim,I just saw another poets poem called jim and I too have a brother called jim, He is a character and very funny ,,we miss him but he be home soon wi... | peachmelba | 482 | 1 | May 2015 | May 2015 peachmelba |
JimAn accident happened to my brother Jim When somebody threw a tomatoe at him Tomatoes are soft and usually don't hurt the skin But this one a 'speci... | Unknown | 433 | 1 | May 2015 | May 2015 peachmelba |
AntsDo you ever take the time to look closely at the ants Just roll up your pants, So they don't bite you. I did just that as I sat back in my s... | peachmelba | 652 | 11 | Feb 2015 | May 2015 godsprincess |
BEYOND THE VEILSOMEONE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID THAT LIFE WAS FULL OF OBSCURITIES MY ADVICE WAS THE CONTENT OF 'BEYOND THE VEIL... | Unknown | 495 | 2 | Apr 2015 | May 2015 Unknown |
Competition de FlatusThank goodness I was in the back row and managed to crawl out... | steve1223 | 1,100 | 3 | Mar 2015 | Apr 2015 moongirl1 |
I Eat PeachesI eat peaches for breakfast one before brunch an 3 before dinner an 4 before lunch I eat peaches on my way to school on the dive and into the pool peo... | honeybear3000 | 1,127 | 7 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 madtat29 |
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