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My Cat Snores Poem

My Cat Snores!My cat, Tordi Boo is the first cat I have ever heard snore. You have to hear her to get a good laugh. Days come when I'm doubled in half. Thanks. Have...

pinksdejavu8808Jan 2016Feb 2016
pinksdejavu
Monsters Under The Bed Poem

Monsters Under The BedHaving a little fun. Hope you like. Thanks! Hugz, Pink...

pinksdejavu7572Jan 2016Jan 2016
Abby1963
Drink it all away Poem

Drink it all awayLil song I wrote......

madtat291,1225Nov 2015Jan 2016
madtat29
Tamatoes Poem

Tamatoesjust for laughs...

louisa140804661Jan 2016Jan 2016
Suki1973
like I do not like Poem

like & I do not likeI do not like like & I do not lik...

jarred11,1520Jan 2016
Haiku 1 Poem

Haiku-1summer's day sunny tranquil garden cat's crap on my foot heeeere kitty kitty kitty.........

lostabone7030Dec 2015
With a little Humor Poem

With a little Humor...Her legs are not so ) ( also not so ( ) but so !! Don't leave a comment!...

MotorMouse4600Dec 2015
Your Dog Poem

Your DogThis expresses my frustration with neighbourhood barkers, as boorish as their owners!(Yours excluded of course!). But this is a lovers tiff and Gus i...

jockboy616610Nov 2015
You do my head in Poem

You do my head inBased on my lovers experience and an age old problem...

jockboy619170Nov 2015
SPORT Poem

SPORTFrustration at the one eyed nature of Australian sports broadcasters takes Parochialism to dizzying heights! O dear I could have included this! How ca...

jockboy616620Nov 2015
cafetwo20101,24127Jan 2012Nov 2015
godsprincess
P S PU Poem

P.S.PUI was writing her a letter the other day Thinking so hard on what to say Roses are red and violets are blue There's a skunk in the garden, p.s.pu...

EyeLook4U8830Nov 2015
Crossing Over One Mans Escape From Amish Life Poem

Crossing Over : One Man's Escape From Amish LifeA parody of a book I started to read called Crossing Over: One Woman's Escape from Amish Life by Ruth Irene Garrett....

mcradloff9810Nov 2015
The Princess and the Knave Poem

The Princess and the KnaveThis poem was inspired by a song from a very famous artist. See can you guess the song or the artist....

colinmatts7011Feb 2010Nov 2015
jazzy75
Anchored Poem

Anchored.Good day Mr Drew How do you do? I'm still feeling oddly From thinking of your body  Oh me! oh my! Mr Andrew sir What a big anchor  You have h...

Unknown4701Jul 2015Oct 2015
Unknown
Fish guts Poem

Fish gutsDrunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing...

Unknown7380Oct 2015
Tardis Scene 2 Poem

Tardis (Scene 2)Off again, missed the grab!...

sophiasummer7970Oct 2015
Tardis Scene 1 Poem

Tardis (Scene 1)Off again!...

sophiasummer8040Oct 2015
Zombie Love Poem

Zombie LoveShe's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter...

EyeLook4U7960Sep 2015

ALIVE AT 65I pray that I came through with Socrates suggestion. I am turning 65 on July 11th....

godsprincess1,62231Jul 2015Sep 2015
cafetwo2010
Humor under an apple tree Poem

Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?...

ladygwen1239342Sep 2015Sep 2015
ladygwen123
Humor under an apple tree Poem

Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?...

ladygwen1237000Sep 2015
Fred the Pig Poem

Fred the PigThere once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his be...

Retsina_0077222Aug 2015Aug 2015
godsprincess
Nowhere Poem

Nowhererunning in circles going nowhere fast round and round I won't last Spinning my wheels like a clock times my enemy tick, tick tock To m...

joey6293774Aug 2015Aug 2015
joey629
Yummy Cookies Poem

Yummy Cookies!, got modification to poem!...

rusticbink7326Aug 2014Aug 2015
rusticbink
Blind Date Poem

Blind DateAn oldie and a goldie....

Macduff57224Jul 2015Jul 2015
Unknown
mr bee Poem

mr beeHa bee it you and me in this field of delight..... ha yo take it slow only you have flight.....ha wasp dont accost Im just passing through...... ask t...

falling_satelite4612Jul 2015Jul 2015
raphael119
METRO P C S Poem

METRO P.C.S.INSPITE OF LITTLE MISSHAPS; I STILL FIND IT; THE BEST ON THE MARKET!...

WILDANDREADY7103Mar 2015Jul 2015
godsprincess
little ditty Poem

little dittya joke is a joke a poke is a poke but no poke that is no joke...

ozipole1443900Jul 2015Jul 2015
beautifulyou
DEFEAT Poem

DEFEATPARABLE...

Unknown4841Jun 2015Jul 2015
Unknown
Unknown4734Jun 2015Jul 2015
Unknown
The BIG 60th Poem

The BIG 60thHi, This is a bit of fun on my Big 60th B/day. Not looking for any B/wishes or anything....

Ravensgold65126Jan 2014Jul 2015
Ravensgold
World in a Half Filled Cup Poem

World in a Half Filled CupJust a bit of fun. =)...

gypsyforyou3254Jun 2015Jun 2015
gypsyforyou
THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE Poem

THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE.PROSE ON "TRUE LOVE" EXTRACTED FROM MY ARCHÌVES...

Unknown4900Jun 2015
daddy long legs crane fly Poem

daddy long legs (crane fly )a lighthearted take on the lil critters...

trust636894May 2015May 2015
godsprincess
David Letterman Poem

David LettermanStephen Colbert is taking over some time later this year....

mcradloff5370May 2015
My bro jim Poem

My bro jim,I just saw another poets poem called jim and I too have a brother called jim, He is a character and very funny ,,we miss him but he be home soon wi...

peachmelba4821May 2015May 2015
peachmelba
Jim Poem

JimAn accident happened to my brother Jim When somebody threw a tomatoe at him Tomatoes are soft and usually don't hurt the skin But this one a 'speci...

Unknown4331May 2015May 2015
peachmelba
Ants Poem

AntsDo you ever take the time to look closely at the ants Just roll up your pants, So they don't bite you. I did just that as I sat back in my s...

peachmelba65211Feb 2015May 2015
godsprincess
BEYOND THE VEIL Poem

BEYOND THE VEILSOMEONE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID THAT LIFE WAS FULL OF OBSCURITIES MY ADVICE WAS THE CONTENT OF 'BEYOND THE VEIL...

Unknown4952Apr 2015May 2015
Unknown
Competition de Flatus Poem

Competition de FlatusThank goodness I was in the back row and managed to crawl out...

steve12231,1003Mar 2015Apr 2015
moongirl1
I Eat Peaches Poem

I Eat PeachesI eat peaches for breakfast one before brunch an 3 before dinner an 4 before lunch I eat peaches on my way to school on the dive and into the pool peo...

honeybear30001,1277Apr 2015Apr 2015
madtat29

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