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Caught Poem

Caughtone day with my heart beating out of chest speeding behind with all the rest officer pull me aside and I said to him but offer I was not the only one...

honeybear30009436Apr 2015Apr 2015
honeybear3000
7 DAY FORECAST Poem

7 DAY FORECASTA TYPICAL WEEK IN MY LIFE!...

WILDANDREADY5532Apr 2015Apr 2015
WILDANDREADY
I wonder Poem

I wonderInfluenced by a astronomic bionic visitation, Don't tell the pope,...

peachmelba4935Apr 2015Apr 2015
peachmelba
Being New Poem

Being NewBeing new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality ki...

tigertales2370Apr 2015
I have been thinking Poem

I have been thinking.....Really though does anyone else out there think the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy are in cahoots of sorts? Or as i like to call the Toothfairy, the b...

KatyaPilar2710Mar 2015
The junk collectors bedtime story Poem

The junk collector`s bedtime storyI wrote "The junk collector`s bedtime story"simply to put into words what is one favorite American pastime.As a part time flea market vendor,I just ha...

IBjunkin76810Oct 2013Mar 2015
beautifulyou
I got a kiss Poem

I got a kiss!I got a kiss from a little girl, I was twenty and she was twelve, I smell jasmine scent on her face, She blushes and pull my hair!

morgen9021097610Mar 2014Mar 2015
morgen90210
Time Ticks Away Poem

Time Ticks AwayTime is our friend each second ticks away There time to work and a time to play There is a time to love and time to age Tick tock th...

48jojo5938Mar 2015Mar 2015
Likethesunshine
HO HO HO lol Poem

HO....HO.....HO!...........lolI BELIEVE!!!!!......xxx...

andrew1491,27639Dec 2010Mar 2015
beautifulyou
Greedy date haiku Poem

Greedy date haikuMy tummy is full just finished a cheeseburger finished with those fries?...

Spartacus20121,0105Mar 2015Mar 2015
Spartacus2012
AFFAIRS Poem

AFFAIRSYOU'LL HAVE MANY OF THEM, UNLESS, YOU DON'T CHANGE, YOUR UNDERWEAR!...

WILDANDREADY6605Feb 2015Feb 2015
WILDANDREADY
who are you Poem

who are: youWho are you On mounted pedastals High above You look and stir Motionless You stand Jessters in hand Poissed in figure Cold to touch...

wayne346832Feb 2015Feb 2015
beautifulyou
Peach on the beach Poem

Peach on the beachThe sea looked inviting one hot summers day , So I took off my socks and made my way where ripples glistened in the sun, My skin glowed like a h...

peachmelba7699Feb 2015Feb 2015
peachmelba
ME Poem

MEjust thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same....

Unknown2950Feb 2015
48jojo5578Feb 2015Feb 2015
beautifulyou
Time Poem

TimeTick tock......

madtat2950610May 2014Feb 2015
HWY73
I look forward to seeing your message Poem

I look forward to seeing your message!Guess, a chunk of luck has fallen on me from the sky while I am waiting for potentially hazardous Asteroid 2004 BL86 to pass the earth! A classical ex...

marikia1,2069Jan 2015Jan 2015
marikia
Play on Words Poem

Play on WordsSharing mussels can be whiskey...

fugitive4324480Jan 2015
Womens translations WOMENS LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Poem

Women's translations - WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDWomen's translations WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your dec...

nivanvc5175Jan 2015Jan 2015
48jojo
the friendly dog Poem

the friendly dogOld mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she got their The cupboard was bare So the dog gave her A bone of his own...

Unknown2120Jan 2015
Spelling mistake Poem

Spelling mistakeJust a small poem only to show spelling mistake can make a word different meaning like a small mistake can change our life also....

FaizReman3906Dec 2014Dec 2014
FaizReman
a mad week in the mountains Poem

a mad week in the mountainsi almost cried bought a cheap gas bottle a friend was up visiting said a neighbor moved out gave it to him saying its almost full saying its...

darkhorse55581330May 2014Dec 2014
darkhorse555
Morse code Poem

Morse code: --..-...---.-....He said: ---.-..-...? She said:..-.--...-.Maybe He: ----.-...-..-...-..Really? She: --.-.-.-.--..Yes! He: --.......-.--.-Wow!...

cafetwo201089619Dec 2014Dec 2014
darkhorse555
Santa A Limerick Poem

Santa --- A Limericknot seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol...

shadow195092116Dec 2014Dec 2014
shadow1950
CS Style Xmas Tree Poem

CS Style Xmas TreeJust thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in th...

Stedan6052Dec 2014Dec 2014
jazzy75
The Spirits of Christmas Poem

The Spirits of ChristmasWritten for a contest about Christmas... I thought I would take the different option when talking about the spirits of Christmas. I have made a lit...

Retsina_0074644Dec 2014Dec 2014
trurorob
My Christmas List Poem

My Christmas ListChristmas is mere days away and I've yet to write my list so I had better get it done right now or my chimney will be missed Santa's sleigh...

Retsina_0075382Dec 2014Dec 2014
beautifulyou
Silly Story Saturday Poem

Silly Story SaturdaySilly today - Saturday crazy!...

ImagineLove5058Oct 2014Nov 2014
Unknown
Yellow Techno Poem

Yellow Techno"Make your day full of shunshine, then share it with a stranger" ~Bliss~...

ImagineLove63914Nov 2014Nov 2014
ImagineLove
Dumb and Dumber 2 Movie Review Poem

Dumb and Dumber 2 Movie ReviewThis was one of the most anticipated movies of the year, and boy what a let down!...

mcradloff6444Nov 2014Nov 2014
mcradloff
Dank Pants Poem

Dank PantsA fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he we...

shadow19508130Nov 2014
The Name of the Muse Poem

The Name of the MuseHave you consulted your muse lately? I always figured mine had to be slightly crazy, that is the only explanation for some of my poems....

CMerlyn5540Nov 2014
A DAY IN MY LIFE Poem

A DAY IN MY LIFEWHEN YOU COMBINE,POETRY,MUSIC, FOOD, AND SEX; YOU TRUELY HAVE IT ALL; JUST LIKE; BOGEY, AND BACALL!...

WILDANDREADY5976Nov 2014Nov 2014
WILDANDREADY
Star Log Winter 2014 Poem

Star Log: Winter 2014Winter is here my good friends... just cope, it will all be over soon! Cheers! Oh, and stay warm if you find yourself in the deep freeze!...

ImagineLove6001Nov 2014Nov 2014
Unknown
MY CHERISHED PHONE Poem

MY CHERISHED PHONETHE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MALE, OR FEMALE, CARRESSING THEIR PHONES; REALIZE,THAT THAT THEY ARE JUST MAKING OUT, WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!...

WILDANDREADY61810Nov 2014Nov 2014
WILDANDREADY
5 7 5 Mol Poem

5-7-5 MolI read there was a Haiku challenge, and as I couldn't sleep, I decided to do a silly haiku instead :-)...

Unknown9209Oct 2014Nov 2014
beautifulyou
I Am Quite Normal Poem

I Am Quite NormalA bit of humour...

steve12237785Oct 2014Nov 2014
steve1223
Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poet Poem

Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poetRevisits Garth Brooks and ensuing chaos, references encounter with celebrated poet in Dublin who was miffed initially cause a passerby didn't purchase...

Brendan20147451Nov 2014Nov 2014
Brendan2014
Rich Ladys Rant Poem

Rich Lady's RantHa! Ha! Ha! just felt like exploring.... see where I'd end up... lol...

Unknown6427Sep 2014Oct 2014
Unknown
The Blondes Timeless Clue limerick Poem

The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to ch...

SCatlyn1,31320Mar 2011Oct 2014
SCatlyn
Mrspade6607Oct 2014Oct 2014
avias
Does my Bum look Big In this Poem

Does my Bum look Big In this?Now I am 53, and we all struggle with our weight except for the lucky few. For all of those who struggle like me to impress when I look in the mirror...

Jonathanpeba4954Oct 2014Oct 2014
moongirl1

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