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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Caughtone day with my heart beating out of chest speeding behind with all the rest officer pull me aside and I said to him but offer I was not the only one... | honeybear3000 | 943 | 6 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 honeybear3000 |
7 DAY FORECASTA TYPICAL WEEK IN MY LIFE!... | WILDANDREADY | 553 | 2 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 WILDANDREADY |
I wonderInfluenced by a astronomic bionic visitation, Don't tell the pope,... | peachmelba | 493 | 5 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 peachmelba |
Being NewBeing new on the site is like a little baby geeting a fright.. Ya dream of wine and dine..ya dream of a lady dressed devine.. but instead reality ki... | tigertales | 237 | 0 | Apr 2015 | |
I have been thinking.....Really though does anyone else out there think the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy are in cahoots of sorts? Or as i like to call the Toothfairy, the b... | KatyaPilar | 271 | 0 | Mar 2015 | |
The junk collector`s bedtime storyI wrote "The junk collector`s bedtime story"simply to put into words what is one favorite American pastime.As a part time flea market vendor,I just ha... | IBjunkin | 768 | 10 | Oct 2013 | Mar 2015 beautifulyou |
I got a kiss!I got a kiss from a little girl, I was twenty and she was twelve, I smell jasmine scent on her face, She blushes and pull my hair! | morgen90210 | 976 | 10 | Mar 2014 | Mar 2015 morgen90210 |
Time Ticks AwayTime is our friend each second ticks away There time to work and a time to play There is a time to love and time to age Tick tock th... | 48jojo | 593 | 8 | Mar 2015 | Mar 2015 Likethesunshine |
HO....HO.....HO!...........lolI BELIEVE!!!!!......xxx... | andrew149 | 1,276 | 39 | Dec 2010 | Mar 2015 beautifulyou |
Greedy date haikuMy tummy is full just finished a cheeseburger finished with those fries?... | Spartacus2012 | 1,010 | 5 | Mar 2015 | Mar 2015 Spartacus2012 |
AFFAIRSYOU'LL HAVE MANY OF THEM, UNLESS, YOU DON'T CHANGE, YOUR UNDERWEAR!... | WILDANDREADY | 660 | 5 | Feb 2015 | Feb 2015 WILDANDREADY |
who are: youWho are you On mounted pedastals High above You look and stir Motionless You stand Jessters in hand Poissed in figure Cold to touch... | wayne34 | 683 | 2 | Feb 2015 | Feb 2015 beautifulyou |
Peach on the beachThe sea looked inviting one hot summers day , So I took off my socks and made my way where ripples glistened in the sun, My skin glowed like a h... | peachmelba | 769 | 9 | Feb 2015 | Feb 2015 peachmelba |
MEjust thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same.... | Unknown | 295 | 0 | Feb 2015 | |
Not a poem, a card from my daughterFamily... | 48jojo | 557 | 8 | Feb 2015 | Feb 2015 beautifulyou |
TimeTick tock...... | madtat29 | 506 | 10 | May 2014 | Feb 2015 HWY73 |
I look forward to seeing your message!Guess, a chunk of luck has fallen on me from the sky while I am waiting for potentially hazardous Asteroid 2004 BL86 to pass the earth! A classical ex... | marikia | 1,206 | 9 | Jan 2015 | Jan 2015 marikia |
Play on WordsSharing mussels can be whiskey... | fugitive432 | 448 | 0 | Jan 2015 | |
Women's translations - WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDWomen's translations WOMEN'S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need... = I want It's your dec... | nivanvc | 517 | 5 | Jan 2015 | Jan 2015 48jojo |
the friendly dogOld mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her dog a bone When she got their The cupboard was bare So the dog gave her A bone of his own... | Unknown | 212 | 0 | Jan 2015 | |
Spelling mistakeJust a small poem only to show spelling mistake can make a word different meaning like a small mistake can change our life also.... | FaizReman | 390 | 6 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 FaizReman |
a mad week in the mountainsi almost cried bought a cheap gas bottle a friend was up visiting said a neighbor moved out gave it to him saying its almost full saying its... | darkhorse555 | 813 | 30 | May 2014 | Dec 2014 darkhorse555 |
Morse code: --..-...---.-....He said: ---.-..-...? She said:..-.--...-.Maybe He: ----.-...-..-...-..Really? She: --.-.-.-.--..Yes! He: --.......-.--.-Wow!... | cafetwo2010 | 896 | 19 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 darkhorse555 |
Santa --- A Limericknot seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol... | shadow1950 | 921 | 16 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 shadow1950 |
CS Style Xmas TreeJust thinking how we all like to look our best and strive to show off are better sides yet no matter what we think of ourselves we fit somewhere in th... | Stedan | 605 | 2 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 jazzy75 |
The Spirits of ChristmasWritten for a contest about Christmas... I thought I would take the different option when talking about the spirits of Christmas. I have made a lit... | Retsina_007 | 464 | 4 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 trurorob |
My Christmas ListChristmas is mere days away and I've yet to write my list so I had better get it done right now or my chimney will be missed Santa's sleigh... | Retsina_007 | 538 | 2 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 beautifulyou |
Silly Story SaturdaySilly today - Saturday crazy!... | ImagineLove | 505 | 8 | Oct 2014 | Nov 2014 Unknown |
Yellow Techno"Make your day full of shunshine, then share it with a stranger" ~Bliss~... | ImagineLove | 639 | 14 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 ImagineLove |
Dumb and Dumber 2 Movie ReviewThis was one of the most anticipated movies of the year, and boy what a let down!... | mcradloff | 644 | 4 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 mcradloff |
Dank PantsA fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he we... | shadow1950 | 813 | 0 | Nov 2014 | |
The Name of the MuseHave you consulted your muse lately? I always figured mine had to be slightly crazy, that is the only explanation for some of my poems.... | CMerlyn | 554 | 0 | Nov 2014 | |
A DAY IN MY LIFEWHEN YOU COMBINE,POETRY,MUSIC, FOOD, AND SEX; YOU TRUELY HAVE IT ALL; JUST LIKE; BOGEY, AND BACALL!... | WILDANDREADY | 597 | 6 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 WILDANDREADY |
Star Log: Winter 2014Winter is here my good friends... just cope, it will all be over soon! Cheers! Oh, and stay warm if you find yourself in the deep freeze!... | ImagineLove | 600 | 1 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 Unknown |
MY CHERISHED PHONETHE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MALE, OR FEMALE, CARRESSING THEIR PHONES; REALIZE,THAT THAT THEY ARE JUST MAKING OUT, WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX!... | WILDANDREADY | 618 | 10 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 WILDANDREADY |
5-7-5 MolI read there was a Haiku challenge, and as I couldn't sleep, I decided to do a silly haiku instead :-)... | Unknown | 920 | 9 | Oct 2014 | Nov 2014 beautifulyou |
I Am Quite NormalA bit of humour... | steve1223 | 778 | 5 | Oct 2014 | Nov 2014 steve1223 |
Garth Brooks and the altogether cranky poetRevisits Garth Brooks and ensuing chaos, references encounter with celebrated poet in Dublin who was miffed initially cause a passerby didn't purchase... | Brendan2014 | 745 | 1 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 Brendan2014 |
Rich Lady's RantHa! Ha! Ha! just felt like exploring.... see where I'd end up... lol... | Unknown | 642 | 7 | Sep 2014 | Oct 2014 Unknown |
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to ch... | SCatlyn | 1,313 | 20 | Mar 2011 | Oct 2014 SCatlyn |
World shortest poem for influencing to ladies.That's soo romantic poem.... | Mrspade | 660 | 7 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 avias |
Does my Bum look Big In this?Now I am 53, and we all struggle with our weight except for the lucky few. For all of those who struggle like me to impress when I look in the mirror... | Jonathanpeba | 495 | 4 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 moongirl1 |
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