| Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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 Welcome 2017!2017. It's all for humour, so dun take it seriously :)... | MarkZ1998 | 318 | 0 | Jan 2017 | |
 I Remember The First time It Happened..I thought this was too good not to share.... | Mizzy4 | 733 | 8 | Jan 2014 | Dec 2016 Macduff5 |
 "Merry Christmas to all"Happiness overflows on this wonderful day!... | Unknown | 549 | 10 | Dec 2016 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Extremelyparticularly fond maternal affection once offered... | Unknown | 280 | 0 | Dec 2016 | |
 Press# 1 if you are looking for..There it is ladies! It doesn't get any better than this. We feel blessed to offer you our finest selection of potential male companions. Come to our... | cafetwo2010 | 691 | 2 | Dec 2016 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Can you help me? I have Amnesia..Lol. I simply can't remember. Cafe... | cafetwo2010 | 643 | 22 | Dec 2016 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
My ideal womanOk..So I don't actually wear green socks..There is a point I won't cross.lol... | cafetwo2010 | 1,240 | 12 | Apr 2012 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
What is a soulmate? Lol.The difinitive guide to soulmates ----------------------------------------------------------- 1. A soulmate is a woman who saw me standing on the s... | cafetwo2010 | 426 | 0 | Nov 2016 | |
 GUILTY?!Guilty? Don’t sweat it. Its nothing to loose sleep over. Your not to bad. Their are alot of people in the same boat, irregardless of what you may thin... | marikia | 744 | 4 | Oct 2011 | Nov 2016 greetingmyfriend |
CS women have treated us guys unfairly..Ok guys listen up. It's high time we group Together and make a Battle plan if we are going to survive the Feline tribe.. I've sent scouts into... | cafetwo2010 | 568 | 4 | Nov 2016 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
 The "Cat" in the Hata bit of 60s nostalgia, plucking away at my 12 string this morning... | sophiasummer | 623 | 4 | May 2013 | Nov 2016 AmberGlow |
The Emoticon's Are Coming!I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened my back door! Accross the field they came running Mabey a thousand or more! There was Teddy Bear th... | cafetwo2010 | 671 | 10 | May 2011 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
HeadlinersTired of the same old boring headlines we read in the newspapers everyday? Well, let not your heart be troubled. Here is a short list of possible h... | cafetwo2010 | 529 | 8 | Oct 2016 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
A mortician's love poem.. LolIt's obvious that most women in the world will be swooning over this passionate overture of undying love. What can I say? Some guys just got it goi... | cafetwo2010 | 520 | 0 | Nov 2016 | |
DO NOT REPRODUCE WITHOUT AUTHORS PERMISSION!Boo!!!!!!!... | cafetwo2010 | 688 | 9 | Aug 2011 | Nov 2016 godsprincess |
 Conquer and surrender neighbourhood styleFolks if you have to fight early in the morning, Dont forget to take out the chainsaws and kitchen knives, Husbands fight fire with deadly fire,... | morgen90210 | 713 | 11 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2016 morgen90210 |
 What Women WantThis was written some time back. I don't think things have changed that much.... | Macduff5 | 718 | 8 | Sep 2016 | Nov 2016 sec1985 |
My astrological sign..lolI'm supposed to be a Sagittarius..the Fire sign But have the astrologist's Miscalulated my position Among the planet's? They say on Wenesday I w... | cafetwo2010 | 484 | 5 | Nov 2016 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
E-MotionsThis is the orgin of E-Motions as told to me by some guy standing at a bus stop. lol..... | cafetwo2010 | 794 | 14 | Apr 2012 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
 The Heart's ConflictThis the feeling when you fall in love.A confusion,a state of dilemma is there.... | Bbip123 | 332 | 0 | Oct 2016 | |
 Drink meI do write quite a few funny ones too... | Poetryman64 | 431 | 1 | Oct 2016 | Oct 2016 Deenaz1 |
Ten Little GirlfriendsI was looking through some of my past attempts at poetry and I found this one. I thought I'd submit it to such an esteemed site. Remind me to write th... | Macduff5 | 676 | 4 | Oct 2016 | Oct 2016 mcradloff |
 RentThis is one of the funniest clips by Will Ferrell I have ever seen. He is talking to a three year old girl in this comedy bit.... | mcradloff | 836 | 0 | Sep 2016 | |
If Superman was...If Superman was fat, Who would he be? Maybe a pizza guy, Or someone like me. If Superman was sad, How can we cheer him up? Maybe bring a circu... | morgen90210 | 878 | 19 | Jul 2016 | Sep 2016 morgen90210 |
A Bag of MonkeysPlease note: (*) A "monkey" is racetrack/racing slang for $500= so obviously these are not "actual" monkeys - merely metaphorical... | lovecanbereal | 1,216 | 6 | Jan 2016 | Aug 2016 lovecanbereal |
The rain is falling...It is still raining ...my mind is sleepy so a whacky ,tacky poem I present you all...dogmy raining catday ... Smile I know are reading and laughing !... | morgen90210 | 1,562 | 21 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2016 morgen90210 |
 ODE TO A WASPWasps bastards with wings... | ManicCC | 910 | 0 | Aug 2016 | |
 Unsanitary BlindnessA tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee, I drank from the toilet and now I can't see.... | SchylerSilvey | 634 | 0 | Jul 2016 | |
 riddleI am a handle to hold what the mind enfolds soft in a lovers ear or quiet as a mothers tear i can draw you close or make you run in fear I can be... | elo69 | 592 | 1 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 mcradloff |
 All to myself .I love my bed.... | Topkaz | 456 | 9 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 Topkaz |
LOVE ON THE NET?!A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive... | Ronnie779 | 754 | 2 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 godsprincess |
I'm new on this siteOMG! When will all the scammers I get take a day off! Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 721 | 3 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Transatlantic Translation FailureNo comment ;)... | ManicCC | 646 | 0 | Jun 2016 | |
Mystic MegJust a little poem about mystic Meg .hahaha .... | Topkaz | 516 | 1 | May 2016 | May 2016 nonsmoker |
As Ancient as MacintoshA bard as Ancient as Macintosh... The night wears a satin black, with countless poker dots diamonds, And in the morning sky, change into a sil... | morgen90210 | 728 | 6 | May 2016 | May 2016 morgen90210 |
Mens insanity surveySit back ladies. Break out the popcorn and soda, (or whatever you've been smoking,) and contemplate this difinitive survey on the insanity of men.... | cafetwo2010 | 796 | 8 | May 2016 | May 2016 marikia |
Of Poetry in the "First Person"."I" hope the "fun police" never confiscate my "poetic license!"... | lovecanbereal | 1,140 | 3 | Apr 2016 | Apr 2016 lovecanbereal |
The Easter BunnyHOPPY EASTER! Hugz, Pink... | pinksdejavu | 710 | 1 | Mar 2016 | Mar 2016 godsprincess |
 Abe and the girlsAnother bible classic... | ladygwen123 | 835 | 4 | Mar 2016 | Mar 2016 ladygwen123 |
pink...Just having fun! Take care. Blessings, Pink.... | pinksdejavu | 852 | 4 | Feb 2016 | Feb 2016 galaxyzen |
We are not SPARTANSCan't think of a better title... | morgen90210 | 805 | 2 | Feb 2016 | Feb 2016 morgen90210 |
Do not leave without a commentDo not write a poem, when silent speak in silence. Do not feed the demons, biscuits and watermelons. Do not say to sitting ducks, that they'r... | morgen90210 | 1,491 | 21 | Sep 2015 | Feb 2016 morgen90210 |
