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A Penny Poem

A Pennythis is how my luck goes most of the time.if ya believe in lady luck well she sure was.. this is not a true story but way my luck goes it very well co...

kickit224526Jul 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Mystery Meat Poem

Mystery MeatIt's a mystery what is in a sausage...

steve12233902Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Old Hag to wed Bigfoot Poem

Old Hag to wed Bigfoot:She's finally found her man, nine foot tall and hairy He's the dream boy of the woods and he's found the gal he'll marry! They sent out the invit...

cafetwo20106312Sep 2011Sep 2011
jeddah12
dancing with doctor dee Poem

dancing with doctor deetomorrow I'll see if I can't find a bottle of polish and complete this thought.......

hedistuff5112Sep 2011Sep 2011
Pinkpoetress
Our Love Has Failed Poetnumber1 steve1223 Poem

Our Love Has Failed (Poetnumber1 & steve1223)This was written by request...

steve12235392Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Im only me Poem

I'm only me..I'm only me, not much more With black hat and tie I hang on the door Mabey I'm built to close to the ground But I'm not the worse on my side o...

cafetwo201051615Sep 2011Sep 2011
marikia
The Poet Has Spoken Poem

The Poet Has SpokenTis time said the poet To speak of things That's best left unsaid So he spoke on and on Of these and other things If you were not there Tis awfu...

steve12233560Sep 2011
What To Rhyme With What Poem

What To Rhyme With WhatHad to pick words that don't rhyme...

steve12233422Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Wanna Hear a Secret Poem

Wanna Hear a Secretyeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!...

gas_jockey3413Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Bus Plane Train and Automobile Poem

Bus, Plane, Train and AutomobileHeading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a...

steve12234124Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
I Am So In Love With You rewrite of Poetnumber1 Poem

I Am So In Love With You (rewrite of Poetnumber1)A collaboration between Poetnumber1 and myself. He provided the original poem 'I Am So In Love With You' to which I added my twist. Poetnumber1 and my...

steve12234294Sep 2011Sep 2011
boyshchrm6
Early Morning Action Poem

Early Morning ActionEven the dog is make believe...

steve12233385Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Just one of those days Poem

Just one of those days ;)always upbeat and positive ... except for today !...

Unknown2874Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Ode To Poetnumber1 Poem

Ode To Poetnumber1This is not really his girlfriend.........she said no...

steve12233793Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Gypsy Rose Lee Poem

Gypsy Rose LeeMy name is Gypsy Rose Lee For a mere pittance you can enjoy All your dreams I'll make come true Look at this luscious body Firm hips and juicy boo...

steve12234526Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Steppin In It hilarious poem Poem

Steppin In It (hilarious poem)When ya gotta go...ya gotta go. lmao...

soquiliquay4672Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Dreaming Poem

Dreaming??Just having some fun...

steve12238304Jul 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Kickit Poem

KickitA new game of kickit as described in the International Rules For Kickit....

steve122354610Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
botany Poem

botanyI once knew two sisters aptly named Flora and Fauna I coulda loved them both for sure I was a goner Flora was a flowery lass pretty Fauna was e...

agoodguy2have7947Sep 2011Sep 2011
gnj4u
Hi Poem

Hihi...

kickit225314Apr 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
THE KING IN THIS HOUSE Poem

THE KING IN THIS HOUSEDon't we just love our wonderful friends~our pets? My Moses is 17 years old and weighs 17 pounds. (To him, these numbers are inter-changeable ~ he is...

starfire_girl4065Sep 2011Sep 2011
starfire_girl
collection of one liners Poem

collection of one linerstrying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained....

kickit2251711Aug 2011Sep 2011
Redex
ANOTHER DAY FOR MAIL Poem

ANOTHER DAY FOR MAILTHOUGHT MY MAILMAN WAS THE CONFUSED ONE........

breathless222952Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22
Strange but true Poem

Strange but trueWhats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to...

optimisticme4510Sep 2011
But did we Poem

But did we?I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, t...

optimisticme5350Sep 2011
Pretty Lady Poem

Pretty LadyI was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited...

HuggerMan4U4040Sep 2011
A Terror For The Chickens Fox Version Poem

A Terror For The Chickens (Fox Version)Everybody wants to get into the act. Now the fox demanded equal time....

steve12235083Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Richness of Writting Poem

~~~~Richness of Writting~~~~~I hope you enjoy writting as I sure do and any thought is good as long as you enjoy writting....

breathless222682Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22
A Terror For The Chickens Alternate version Poem

A Terror For The Chickens (Alternate version)The cat came and complained. It demanded right of reply...

steve12233321Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Lucille The tale of the travelling salesman Poem

Lucille (The tale of the travelling salesman)This is a true story as told to me by my cat who heard it from the fox (that's another story in itself) and so on...

steve12234214Aug 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
She is right Poem

She is rightare you following me?...

kickit2259714Aug 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Enjambment Poem

Enjambment PoemToday I sit at water's edge And try to catch fish for dinner A fish for dinner is a must Because starving I don't fancy The line is taut and p...

steve12237762Aug 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
A Terror For The Chickens Poem

A Terror For The ChickensThe cat really did chase the fox...

steve12234476Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Raincoat Poem

RaincoatWhy you dirty minded people, I bet you thought something else. A poet has to make a living somehow LOL...

steve12233975Aug 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Kissing on the Roadway Poem

Kissing on the RoadwayI was almost challenged to write this. Who am I to disappoint a beautiful lady....

steve12234388Aug 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
date with destiny Poem

date with destinycaught a glimpse in the deep bush glowing eyes of red in the distance silence of several days unheard noise coming from the woods not even a leaf...

kickit228259Sep 2011Sep 2011
kickit22
Ill Put A Spell On You Poem

I'll Put A Spell On YouBats wings and lizards tails In this broth I am throwing When I'm through mine you'll be You just wait and see my dear Long line of witches I am f...

steve12233511Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
My Dog Rover Poem

My Dog RoverMy dog Rover speaks to me A vocabulary quite extensive It's true, I tell you without a lie He won't talk to you,I don't know why He's smart and cl...

steve12234444Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Did I miss something PART 2 Poem

Did I miss something PART 2Steve here ya go.. It was probably better in your mind.. lol I still Have no clue what he meant...

Unknown70713Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Shall I Compare Thee to a Winters Day Poem

Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter’s Day?My humblest apologies to William Shakespeare who at last report was spinning in his grave...

steve12231,7464Jul 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Cirque du Poetry Poem

Cirque du PoetryWelcome Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Cirque du Poetry Come inside and you will see The most amazing poetry Here you find the Ballad Poem...

steve12234004Sep 2011Sep 2011
marikia
Monorhyme 2 Poem

Monorhyme 2Just a fun write...

steve12231,0602Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown

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