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Just don't!Secret intelligence from the survelliance "mast", shows life cant continue, it's growing too fast, ozone layers, emissions from cars, carbon footpr... | optimisticme | 199 | 0 | May 2022 | |
Really, it's only paper anyway!I HATE when people tell me money does not grow on trees, its so annoying, I KNOW MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, I looked! But where does it grow?,... | optimisticme | 163 | 0 | May 2022 | |
Onward we go.The art of communication has changed, rearranged, instead of "I said", its now, "I was like" instead of " I said back" it's "I turned around and sai... | optimisticme | 214 | 0 | Apr 2022 | |
Older questions!At twenty one and twenty five, you wonder who will be alive, at forty one and forty five, you just don't know who will thrive, at fifty one and sixty... | optimisticme | 181 | 0 | Apr 2022 | |
Gardeners Dilemma!Marigolds in June can thrive, its Cosmos that do survive, in April and May, who knows what to say, but certain roses bloom all year round, Chantilly L... | optimisticme | 208 | 0 | Apr 2022 | |
Dedicated to the dayfilling in time, Happy Easter all... | Oceanzest | 231 | 4 | Apr 2022 | Apr 2022 southmiami4321 |
But it was fun while it lasted!And tomorrow will be, oh yes, with or without you or me, its strange to see, such continuity, but that is the way, come what may, when playtime ends,... | optimisticme | 228 | 0 | Apr 2022 | |
PoetsObviously credt goes to John Taylor (24 August 1578 – December 1653)... | optimisticme | 260 | 1 | Apr 2022 | Apr 2022 Mizzy4 |
Senryu too!I woke up this morning, I'm glad that I did, but what a suprise!!!!!... | optimisticme | 264 | 4 | Mar 2022 | Mar 2022 salamuna |
Lime Rhyme on a DimePracticing rhyming even if its not generally my thing :)... | Oceanzest | 349 | 10 | Mar 2022 | Mar 2022 Oceanzest |
Nothing?Sometimes, nothing means more!... | optimisticme | 277 | 1 | Mar 2022 | Mar 2022 Oceanzest |
Being AliveIf there is an art to writing or poetry, it comes from the heart not what you see, and all lifes troubles and happiness, are all laid bare, more or le... | optimisticme | 261 | 2 | Mar 2022 | Mar 2022 EXRED3 |
When your number is up!I don't want to play this numbers game, life has changed, its not the same, only yesterday I was 2 and 1, where the hell has that gone?, Woke up toda... | optimisticme | 236 | 0 | Mar 2022 | |
Senryu x 3mucking around... | Oceanzest | 232 | 1 | Mar 2022 | Mar 2022 mcradloff |
The Trial...It seems senryu is taking over here temporarily. I thought I'd add a lighthearted attempt.... | Mizzy4 | 393 | 10 | Mar 2022 | Mar 2022 Mizzy4 |
Far in the woodskeep 'em brief, mental images... | Oceanzest | 211 | 0 | Mar 2022 | |
missed kisssenryu (5-7-5) not half haiku... | socrates44 | 420 | 11 | Feb 2022 | Mar 2022 Yankee4you |
Southern Signs Continued...Just having a bit of fun coming up with these at work one day with some colleagues. I hope they may elicit a chuckle or a smile to your day. I'd mean... | ReaderOfSouls | 265 | 0 | Feb 2022 | Mar 2022 ReaderOfSouls |
Southern SignsJust a bit of Southern humor.... | ReaderOfSouls | 287 | 2 | Feb 2022 | Feb 2022 EXRED3 |
Cowboy Astrological SignsA friend and I came up with this on a cold winter's night recently while reminiscing. I hope it brings a smile or at least a chuckle to ya'll.... | ReaderOfSouls | 273 | 0 | Feb 2022 | |
AHA! (5-7-5)Senryu (A short Japanese style poem, similar to haiku in structure, however, senryu tend to be about human foibles while haiku tend to be about natur... | socrates44 | 1,188 | 18 | Sep 2014 | Feb 2022 socrates44 |
Shorty, Hannah And RitaGoody Mcgordy also know as shorty Had a sporty car His girlfriend was Sandra Mcfana also known as Hannah Had a little guitar So Shorty and Hanna... | EyeLook4U | 186 | 1 | Feb 2022 | Feb 2022 Oceanzest |
irish wordsI've been asked to write about Ireland, well, what can I say?, it's wonderful, filled with beauty and charm, tis true, we've got Guinness and somethin... | optimisticme | 252 | 1 | Feb 2022 | Feb 2022 Oceanzest |
while we are at itcoupla bear jokes..... | Oceanzest | 253 | 2 | Feb 2022 | Feb 2022 Mizzy4 |
Heartfelt?So, the apples didn't grow this year?,Does it matter anyway, lose the fear, you can never ever stay here, the apples will reappear, when you are gone,... | optimisticme | 256 | 2 | Feb 2022 | Feb 2022 Abby1963 |
Misson's visionReading about pirates, oh arrr... | Oceanzest | 295 | 6 | Jan 2022 | Feb 2022 Yankee4you |
JoeWhat good are all your millions Joe, if you have to pee and you can’t go!... | sensualsinger | 250 | 0 | Feb 2022 | |
SMUGJOYClose to dawn well before the first slivers of sun you already foresaw with a shiver of glee what a wonderful day it was going to be... | utterlytruthfull | 249 | 0 | Jan 2022 | |
Well, this is how it is!So the Russians are on our shore, monstrous entity too big to IGNORE, and we will float out with our toys, pretend we are bigger, lies, we are just... | optimisticme | 237 | 0 | Jan 2022 | |
WHAT?Did you know that George (in some reality show) lost his watch in the snow?, Did you know that Stan was not really a man?, No? . neither did I,., but... | optimisticme | 268 | 1 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 southmiami4321 |
Phonaesthetically speakingPhonaesthetically speaking its like 123 Like William once told us, its like A B C So write your mystical thoughts And clever words that rhyme Bu... | Unknown | 244 | 2 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 Unknown |
Romantic or what?I could see the raindrops falling, and the comet in the sky, but there was a vision that enthralled from the corner of my eye, and I wondered was I dr... | optimisticme | 242 | 1 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 southmiami4321 |
Time to sleepSitting here looking at my glasses, I've noticed they make my eyes blurry, the more I use them the less I can see, I wonder, how can this be? Is it my... | optimisticme | 226 | 1 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 southmiami4321 |
NothingI think I should write about NOTHING, cause today, I have NOTHING to say, and NOTHING is more than its parts, it can ease or break many hearts, NOTHIN... | optimisticme | 231 | 0 | Jan 2022 | |
Contains QuinineTonic water and Cuba... | Oceanzest | 316 | 4 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 Oceanzest |
The viral bluesHappy New 2022 to us!... | yaspark | 429 | 11 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 yaspark |
WORDPLAYIf from sleep I awaken I'm alive If I never wake up again I'm dead - which however I cannot experience I think this is unfair and to off... | utterlytruthfull | 205 | 1 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 southmiami4321 |
All we need is love)))Just wanted to wish Happy 2022 to all our poets! stay safe, healthy, loving and loved ones))... | salamuna | 624 | 20 | Dec 2021 | Jan 2022 salamuna |
THE SECOND THOUGHTWhat is more boring than dying? It’s a terrible waste of time: lying there twiddling my eyebrows or dreaming up words that might rhyme. Why don’... | utterlytruthfull | 202 | 1 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 southmiami4321 |
Our WorldLets start a whole new world, just you and me, we will banish bankers, politicans, big business,leave everyone equal, how would THAT be?, are they a... | optimisticme | 193 | 0 | Jan 2022 | |
THE PERSIAN PETARDIn a Tehran hotel I asked for a room “a small one if possible please” A young man with keys escorted me up a couple of flights selected a door and... | utterlytruthfull | 265 | 1 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 Oceanzest |
13/26Competition, who can write the longest sequence of rhyme using only one entry per time per letter in the alphabet. e.g. collide and cried is not allow... | Oceanzest | 218 | 0 | Jan 2022 |
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