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Just dont Poem

Just don't!Secret intelligence from the survelliance "mast", shows life cant continue, it's growing too fast, ozone layers, emissions from cars, carbon footpr...

optimisticme1990May 2022
Really its only paper anyway Poem

Really, it's only paper anyway!I HATE when people tell me money does not grow on trees, its so annoying, I KNOW MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, I looked! But where does it grow?,...

optimisticme1630May 2022
Onward we go Poem

Onward we go.The art of communication has changed, rearranged, instead of "I said", its now, "I was like" instead of " I said back" it's "I turned around and sai...

optimisticme2140Apr 2022
Older questions Poem

Older questions!At twenty one and twenty five, you wonder who will be alive, at forty one and forty five, you just don't know who will thrive, at fifty one and sixty...

optimisticme1810Apr 2022
Gardeners Dilemma Poem

Gardeners Dilemma!Marigolds in June can thrive, its Cosmos that do survive, in April and May, who knows what to say, but certain roses bloom all year round, Chantilly L...

optimisticme2080Apr 2022
Dedicated to the day Poem

Dedicated to the dayfilling in time, Happy Easter all...

Oceanzest2314Apr 2022Apr 2022
southmiami4321
But it was fun while it lasted Poem

But it was fun while it lasted!And tomorrow will be, oh yes, with or without you or me, its strange to see, such continuity, but that is the way, come what may, when playtime ends,...

optimisticme2280Apr 2022
Poets Poem

PoetsObviously credt goes to John Taylor (24 August 1578 – December 1653)...

optimisticme2601Apr 2022Apr 2022
Mizzy4
Senryu too Poem

Senryu too!I woke up this morning, I'm glad that I did, but what a suprise!!!!!...

optimisticme2644Mar 2022Mar 2022
salamuna
Lime Rhyme on a Dime Poem

Lime Rhyme on a DimePracticing rhyming even if its not generally my thing :)...

Oceanzest34910Mar 2022Mar 2022
Oceanzest
Nothing Poem

Nothing?Sometimes, nothing means more!...

optimisticme2771Mar 2022Mar 2022
Oceanzest
Being Alive Poem

Being AliveIf there is an art to writing or poetry, it comes from the heart not what you see, and all lifes troubles and happiness, are all laid bare, more or le...

optimisticme2612Mar 2022Mar 2022
EXRED3
When your number is up Poem

When your number is up!I don't want to play this numbers game, life has changed, its not the same, only yesterday I was 2 and 1, where the hell has that gone?, Woke up toda...

optimisticme2360Mar 2022
Senryu x 3 Poem

Senryu x 3mucking around...

Oceanzest2321Mar 2022Mar 2022
mcradloff
The Trial Poem

The Trial...It seems senryu is taking over here temporarily. I thought I'd add a lighthearted attempt....

Mizzy439310Mar 2022Mar 2022
Mizzy4
Far in the woods Poem

Far in the woodskeep 'em brief, mental images...

Oceanzest2110Mar 2022

missed kisssenryu (5-7-5) not half haiku...

socrates4442011Feb 2022Mar 2022
Yankee4you
Southern Signs Continued Poem

Southern Signs Continued...Just having a bit of fun coming up with these at work one day with some colleagues. I hope they may elicit a chuckle or a smile to your day. I'd mean...

ReaderOfSouls2650Feb 2022Mar 2022
ReaderOfSouls
Southern Signs Poem

Southern SignsJust a bit of Southern humor....

ReaderOfSouls2872Feb 2022Feb 2022
EXRED3
Cowboy Astrological Signs Poem

Cowboy Astrological SignsA friend and I came up with this on a cold winter's night recently while reminiscing. I hope it brings a smile or at least a chuckle to ya'll....

ReaderOfSouls2730Feb 2022

AHA! (5-7-5)Senryu (A short Japanese style poem, similar to haiku in structure, however, senryu tend to be about human foibles while haiku tend to be about natur...

socrates441,18818Sep 2014Feb 2022
socrates44
Shorty Hannah And Rita Poem

Shorty, Hannah And RitaGoody Mcgordy also know as shorty Had a sporty car His girlfriend was Sandra Mcfana also known as Hannah Had a little guitar So Shorty and Hanna...

EyeLook4U1861Feb 2022Feb 2022
Oceanzest
irish words Poem

irish wordsI've been asked to write about Ireland, well, what can I say?, it's wonderful, filled with beauty and charm, tis true, we've got Guinness and somethin...

optimisticme2521Feb 2022Feb 2022
Oceanzest
while we are at it Poem

while we are at itcoupla bear jokes.....

Oceanzest2532Feb 2022Feb 2022
Mizzy4
Heartfelt Poem

Heartfelt?So, the apples didn't grow this year?,Does it matter anyway, lose the fear, you can never ever stay here, the apples will reappear, when you are gone,...

optimisticme2562Feb 2022Feb 2022
Abby1963
Missons vision Poem

Misson's visionReading about pirates, oh arrr...

Oceanzest2956Jan 2022Feb 2022
Yankee4you
Joe Poem

JoeWhat good are all your millions Joe, if you have to pee and you can’t go!...

sensualsinger2500Feb 2022
SMUGJOY Poem

SMUGJOYClose to dawn well before the first slivers of sun you already foresaw with a shiver of glee what a wonderful day it was going to be...

utterlytruthfull2490Jan 2022
Well this is how it is Poem

Well, this is how it is!So the Russians are on our shore, monstrous entity too big to IGNORE, and we will float out with our toys, pretend we are bigger, lies, we are just...

optimisticme2370Jan 2022
WHAT Poem

WHAT?Did you know that George (in some reality show) lost his watch in the snow?, Did you know that Stan was not really a man?, No? . neither did I,., but...

optimisticme2681Jan 2022Jan 2022
southmiami4321
Phonaesthetically speaking Poem

Phonaesthetically speakingPhonaesthetically speaking its like 123 Like William once told us, its like A B C So write your mystical thoughts And clever words that rhyme Bu...

Unknown2442Jan 2022Jan 2022
Unknown
Romantic or what Poem

Romantic or what?I could see the raindrops falling, and the comet in the sky, but there was a vision that enthralled from the corner of my eye, and I wondered was I dr...

optimisticme2421Jan 2022Jan 2022
southmiami4321
Time to sleep Poem

Time to sleepSitting here looking at my glasses, I've noticed they make my eyes blurry, the more I use them the less I can see, I wonder, how can this be? Is it my...

optimisticme2261Jan 2022Jan 2022
southmiami4321
Nothing Poem

NothingI think I should write about NOTHING, cause today, I have NOTHING to say, and NOTHING is more than its parts, it can ease or break many hearts, NOTHIN...

optimisticme2310Jan 2022
Contains Quinine Poem

Contains QuinineTonic water and Cuba...

Oceanzest3164Jan 2022Jan 2022
Oceanzest
The viral blues Poem

The viral bluesHappy New 2022 to us!...

yaspark42911Jan 2022Jan 2022
yaspark
WORDPLAY Poem

WORDPLAYIf from sleep I awaken I'm alive If I never wake up again I'm dead - which however I cannot experience I think this is unfair and to off...

utterlytruthfull2051Jan 2022Jan 2022
southmiami4321
All we need is love Poem

All we need is love)))Just wanted to wish Happy 2022 to all our poets! stay safe, healthy, loving and loved ones))...

salamuna62420Dec 2021Jan 2022
salamuna
THE SECOND THOUGHT Poem

THE SECOND THOUGHTWhat is more boring than dying? It’s a terrible waste of time: lying there twiddling my eyebrows or dreaming up words that might rhyme. Why don’...

utterlytruthfull2021Jan 2022Jan 2022
southmiami4321
Our World Poem

Our WorldLets start a whole new world, just you and me, we will banish bankers, politicans, big business,leave everyone equal, how would THAT be?, are they a...

optimisticme1930Jan 2022
THE PERSIAN PETARD Poem

THE PERSIAN PETARDIn a Tehran hotel I asked for a room “a small one if possible please” A young man with keys escorted me up a couple of flights selected a door and...

utterlytruthfull2651Jan 2022Jan 2022
Oceanzest
13 26 Poem

13/26Competition, who can write the longest sequence of rhyme using only one entry per time per letter in the alphabet. e.g. collide and cried is not allow...

Oceanzest2180Jan 2022

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