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country or city Poem

country or citythink i'm little bit of both..lol....not too much country not too much city is there such a thing....

kickit224816Apr 2011Apr 2011
kickit22
The Lawyer Poem

The Lawyer...Come question me and try to see in whom I've questioned you to be For who but I can see but me In answer of question what might you be But...

cafetwo20104621Apr 2011Apr 2011
cafetwo2010
A Man from Mars Poem

A Man from Mars?I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'....

Unknown47011Mar 2011Apr 2011
Ladybee42
binary foils Poem

binary foilsi know you never feel this way but......

agoodguy2have38011Apr 2011Apr 2011
andrew149
Robin Williams Easter Poem

Robin Williams/EasterThis is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did....

mcradloff1,3420Apr 2011
The Name Poem

The NameA poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so....

marikia6295Apr 2011Apr 2011
gnj4u
What a To do Poem

What a To doWhere do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaki...

Unknown4046Apr 2011Apr 2011
Unknown
10th Dimension Poem

10th Dimension?Poetry in Motion? Soph xx...

sophiasummer4846Apr 2011Apr 2011
boyshchrm6
Sorry I have a secret that I havent told you Poem

Sorry I have a secret that I haven't told you!LOL I think it's funny but my friends at work told me this is bad dead joke.. Y_Y lol so I just try post it here too... lol just wanna prove that...

thesunandthesea1,46823Apr 2011Apr 2011
Fellsman
THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PET Poem

THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PETLOL....Not me....XXX...

andrew14947115Apr 2011Apr 2011
SCatlyn
Lame Game Poem

Lame GameWell..I don't KNOW! called today: Where are you?? Its six o clock who cares I can't decide... I'm not going are you going? Wait, I think I'll...

cafetwo20101,0695Apr 2011Apr 2011
cafetwo2010
Thank God a limerick Poem

Thank God! (a limerick)^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceee...

thesunandthesea89912Jan 2011Apr 2011
marikia
Smoke signals Poem

Smoke-signalsGiving up smoking is easy. Done it dozens of times......

Hekamaat1,01411Mar 2011Mar 2011
marikia
redex made me do this and Im no gentleman Poem

redex made me do this, and I'm no gentlemansave that cork, I may need it......

hedistuff5405Mar 2011Mar 2011
Earlgreytea
David and Mona Poem

David and MonaDavid, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips s...

Unknown2550Mar 2011
My lifes a Deck of Cards Poem

My life's a 'Deck of Cards'.I was a good idea at the time but now I'm not so sure....

Unknown66314Feb 2011Mar 2011
Earlgreytea
Silly me Andrews 50 word challenge Poem

Silly me. (Andrew's 50 word challenge)To nearly lose a love, who else but a 'clown'?...

Unknown5073Feb 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
Dont Eat The Stew Poem

Don't Eat The Stew !!It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it....

Unknown3215Jan 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
Or Would We Poem

Or Would We ?My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much...

aware36046Mar 2011Mar 2011
aware3
William Shakespeare Poem

William ShakespeareMy entry into this weekends competition...

Unknown61211Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
LOVE A TRAGEDY Shakespeare Stylee lol Poem

LOVE..A TRAGEDY.(Shakespeare Stylee) lolLOL....thought I would have some fun with this serious genre......Andrew....xxx...

andrew14952614Aug 2010Mar 2011
Redex
MEOW lol Poem

MEOW! lolIt's a lovely cute cat!! lol Meowww --- you can find it as 'ecard' also, I just created it today! lol ...just in case, you wanna send to someone you l...

thesunandthesea1,13522Mar 2011Mar 2011
thesunandthesea
Never play poker with tarot cards Poem

Never play poker with tarot cardsMy friends came round the other day I suggested a card game we could play The only deck that we could find Where Tarot cards, we did not mind I go...

Unknown78410Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
The day I met you Hummor Poem

The day I met you (Hummor)A face that only a mother could love Hair that is matted and full of fleas I would have likened your voice to a dove If it didn’t sound like snappi...

Unknown4407Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
The tale of an Insomniac Poem

The tale of an InsomniacI lie awake most every night Trying to sleep is my only plight Staring at the ceiling, laid in my bed Many thought run through my head So to my GP...

Unknown55211Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
Belle caught the clapper Poem

Belle caught the clapper sometimes love rings, sometimes it clangs...

agoodguy2have2913Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
A little ditty Poem

A little 'ditty'.I'm tired LOL...

Unknown4401Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
Cat Food Poem

Cat-FoodPhew- Limericks are hard to stomach, if you ask me......

Hekamaat92617Mar 2011Mar 2011
Hekamaat
I cant find what im looking for Poem

I can't find what i'm looking forI know that you are here I sense your presence near hidden from my sight i’ll not give up my plight I don’t know where you hide but time is on...

Unknown2896Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
Greeny Queeny START Poem

Greeny Queeny- START...And this is what happens when you try something complicated- and forget were you have seen your head last... Part 1 is the continuation; Part 2 th...

Hekamaat8035Feb 2011Mar 2011
Hekamaat
Attempts at limericks Poem

Attempts at limericksA limerick I thought I would write Since St Patricks day is alright It was all going fine Until the fifth line A schizophrenic decided to date...

Unknown2871Mar 2011Mar 2011
schawalski
Bee in kitchen save me REWARD Poem

Bee in kitchen, save me...REWARDThere is the biggest bee in the world in my kitchen...they are about the only thing that frighten me........

caroljoyce58422Apr 2010Mar 2011
niah9
My DD Poem

My DDI'm gonna go downtown I'm gonna see my gal I'm gonna sing her a son I'm gonna show her my Ding Dong...

Unknown2320Mar 2011
Beer Acrostic Poem

Beer AcrosticCheers to beers...

Unknown2,1446Dec 2010Mar 2011
Unknown
HIM LOL Poem

"HIM"...............(LOL)The name has been omitted to protect the guilty......lol....Andrew....xxx...

andrew14952516Oct 2010Mar 2011
andrew149
meter police Poem

meter policeuh...is something wrong officer?...I didn't see a sign back there......

agoodguy2have4977Mar 2011Mar 2011
Macduff5
rock and roll Poem

rock and rollrecipe not needed, allow to cool before serving...

agoodguy2have4099Mar 2011Mar 2011
caroljoyce
Stuck in Snowville Poem

Stuck in SnowvilleJust askin'....geez!!!...

boyshchrm659222Feb 2011Mar 2011
boyshchrm6
YOU SHOULD READ ITS IMPORTANT Poem

YOU SHOULD READ, IT’S IMPORTANT!Let’s talk off the air! LOL...

thesunandthesea88815Jan 2011Mar 2011
thesunandthesea
did u know that AWARE rhymes with UN FAIR Poem

did u know that "AWARE" rhymes with 'UN-FAIRi like the fact that hermit crabs come into a poetry room merely to make everyone AWARE that there is a woman, alone but who claims not to be lonely.....

Unknown6864Feb 2011Feb 2011
jazzy75
Greeny Queeny a lovestory Part 2 Poem

Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 2)Please note that shortly after the Queens demise her successors re-instated the rules and regulations laid down in the ‘Book of Brand-New Laws’, but t...

Hekamaat8474Feb 2011Feb 2011
Macduff5
Greeny Queeny a lovestory Part 1 Poem

Greeny Queeny- a...lovestory... (Part 1)Sir Rambeaux was one of these men: No brain to speak of- which was then no hindrance if one was a knight- for all one had to do was fight. But fig...

Hekamaat8004Feb 2011Feb 2011
agoodguy2have

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