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Cousins Poem

CousinsI like my cousins they all like me They're the best cousins that ever could be They've all got medals for good behavior And they are humble natural...

EyeLook4U3160Oct 2018
Dilemma Lemon Poem

Dilemma LemonI got something you want to read You got something you want to say But you can't say a thing cause you don't write Now aint that a dilemma lemon...

EyeLook4U1,2410Sep 2018
MY TELEPHONE INSIDE Poem

MY TELEPHONE INSIDESelf talk. Be ready 24/7 for a "call" from your Telephone Inside. Just might be the one you've been waiting for. Just a little humor....

BobbyC13487632Aug 2018Sep 2018
BobbyC1348
Wishful Thinking Poem

Wishful ThinkingWritten in April, many years ago....

CMerlyn6996Jan 2015Sep 2018
CMerlyn
Internet Girl Poem

Internet GirlI knew there had to be a reason......

CMerlyn8958Nov 2014Aug 2018
CMerlyn
INTERNAL LIE DETECTOR Poem

INTERNAL LIE DETECTORReal reaction I feel when I'm untruthful, whether on purpose or not....

BobbyC13483980Aug 2018
Without Salt Poem

Without SaltYou look good enough to eat If indeed we ever meet, You will surely feel the heat, When our souls collide My sweet...

rapturecapture46711Aug 2018Aug 2018
mcradloff
Old Yankee Farmer Poem

Old Yankee FarmerA traveling salesman upon meeting an old'timer Yankee farmer....

Yankee4you7998Mar 2013Jul 2018
godsprincess
My Dog The Cat Poem

My Dog, The CatFor my little guy!...

K_Ann_706185Aug 2017Jul 2018
Happychatty1
I did it Haiku Poem

I did it (Haiku)Humorous Haiku for you.......

Yankee4you7776Nov 2013Jun 2018
NOSTRUS
Oscar speech Poem

Oscar speechJust a compilation of some speeches I've heard on different award shows, Fiona Apple, Will Smith, The guy in American Pie, the woman who swore this ye...

mcradloff7595Mar 2011Jun 2018
NOSTRUS
Summertime Poem

SummertimeSummertime, Ella Fitz.., what great lyrics. Here's the backwoods version....

Oceanzest4811Feb 2018Feb 2018
godsprincess

Swipe RightSwipe right My daily rite (For as a man I need delight). Swipe left I feel bereft (Although it's quick As I am deft). Swipe right Maybe...

lovecanbereal5904Jan 2018Feb 2018
lovecanbereal
That is Me Poem

That is MeWell, That is me........

SkyGoogle3090Jan 2018
Sweet treats Poem

Sweet treatsA yummy yummy couplet...

nonsmoker4290Jan 2018
Lucky Peas Poem

Lucky PeasA nostalgic memory from my childhood, I was nine and it was New Year's day, we'd had our dinner, complete with peas of course. Us kid's were galavant...

Contreeashell3882Dec 2017Dec 2017
Contreeashell
Mannish Poem

MannishAs I look back on my adolescence I realize I was quite precocious, the folk back then called it "mannish" in regard to boy's, and "womalish" in the...

Contreeashell4010Dec 2017
Doctor humour 2 Poem

Doctor humour 2Adapted from a Frank Carson joke...

Oceanzest3840Dec 2017
Whats Your Elf Name Look and see Poem

What's Your Elf Name? (Look and see!!! :))Little Holiday Fun... (This was taken from an untitled web source)...

Yankee4you8467Dec 2012Dec 2017
Happychatty1
Doctor humour Poem

Doctor humourNearly Xmas, time to write some humour.....

Oceanzest4431Dec 2017Dec 2017
K_Ann_70
Poem

**_**Better To Give Without Promising ... What To Promise Without Holding ......

YOV493130Nov 2017
Mr Bean Bridget Jones Poem

Mr Bean Bridget JonesI know I can relate to this poem on a couple of occasions .lol... and I wished the floor had opened up and swallowed me up, however...if not at the...

Happychatty15402Nov 2017Nov 2017
Happychatty1
Laughed I Cried Poem

Laughed..I Cried :)Had such a laugh tonight, soooooo funny !!...

Happychatty16905Nov 2017Nov 2017
Happychatty1
cafetwo20101,05714Dec 2016Nov 2017
Poetnumber1
simple Poem

simplepoems in silence sparse as winter branches leaving a few disheveled words without a script...

elo695272Nov 2017Nov 2017
lindsyjones
O Gee I guess Poem

O Gee, I guess...A friend from southern rock band asked me to write a quirky song that they could use as an icebreaker. Now they want more. LOL...

AnoniAmos4360Nov 2017Nov 2017
AnoniAmos
A Funny Story in Song Poem

A Funny Story in Song...Song/Artist in case you don’t know or forgot… The Night Chicago Died/Paper Lace; Photograph/Def Leppard; Sister Christian/Night Ranger; Centerfold/J....

AnoniAmos5380Nov 2017
NO MORE FREEBIRD Listen to Freebird as you sing along Poem

NO MORE FREEBIRD (Listen to Freebird as you sing along)There was a discussion on a band page about how entertainers are tired of being asked to sing Freebird while they are setting up. So I wrote... "Freeb...

AnoniAmos3680Nov 2017
The Gobbledoth Poem

The GobbledothThe Murray River is a large river in Australia....the town Murray Bridge is locally known as The Bridge.......

steve12231,0284Jun 2011Nov 2017
steve1223
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL Poem

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALLShucks I turned the light back on!...

Buffybear4952Oct 2017Oct 2017
Redex
Scare the Ghost Poem

Scare the GhostWhen sticks brush against your window pane And moon peaks through mist and rain When shadows glide accross the walls And clinking chains dra...

cafetwo20106165Apr 2011Oct 2017
godsprincess
WHAT IS IN A NAME Poem

WHAT IS IN A NAMEJust some fun name places in Australia...

steve12236897Sep 2017Oct 2017
steve1223
Hurry Up Poem

Hurry UpNothing at all... :))))...

Yankee4you6903Jun 2012Oct 2017
Happychatty1
Hard times Poem

Hard timesLUV YA.....

cafetwo20101,12623Jul 2012Oct 2017
SCatlyn
Please nice lady Poem

Please nice ladyI could not help myself. After receiving about the tenth email today I had to let my humour run loose. One was from a woman from 'England' claiming to...

steve12237067Oct 2012Oct 2017
SCatlyn
Letter to Happygolucky4u Poem

Letter to Happygolucky4uI'm sorry Happygolucky4u that this ended up here but I passed it on to you as quickly as possible....

steve12236432Aug 2011Oct 2017
SCatlyn
My quantum lover Poem

My quantum loverIt's the weekend! Let's get some poetry up in the house..lol....

cafetwo20108977Sep 2012Oct 2017
lindsyjones
Mailmans Raingear Poem

Mailman's RaingearA soft gentle rain fell so had to keep my rain gear on. It looks so damn funny; the silly riding cape, the Harley biker chain, those little rubbe...

Yankee4you1,1061Apr 2011Sep 2017
Happychatty1

Women (the handbag theory)* Just a bit of satire on superficiality...

lovecanbereal66213Sep 2017Sep 2017
lovecanbereal
incorrigible Poem

incorrigibleI am no one I know you like me you aren't that good you know I'm a punk and you like when I don't give a f*ck about you and all your romance is...

eeejay4710Sep 2017
A Northumbrian Prayer Poem

A Northumbrian PrayerLight hearted banter....

Unknown9423Jan 2016Aug 2017
Unknown
cafetwo201070411Sep 2011Aug 2017
godsprincess

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