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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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CousinsI like my cousins they all like me They're the best cousins that ever could be They've all got medals for good behavior And they are humble natural... | EyeLook4U | 316 | 0 | Oct 2018 | |
Dilemma LemonI got something you want to read You got something you want to say But you can't say a thing cause you don't write Now aint that a dilemma lemon... | EyeLook4U | 1,241 | 0 | Sep 2018 | |
MY TELEPHONE INSIDESelf talk. Be ready 24/7 for a "call" from your Telephone Inside. Just might be the one you've been waiting for. Just a little humor.... | BobbyC1348 | 763 | 2 | Aug 2018 | Sep 2018 BobbyC1348 |
Wishful ThinkingWritten in April, many years ago.... | CMerlyn | 699 | 6 | Jan 2015 | Sep 2018 CMerlyn |
Internet GirlI knew there had to be a reason...... | CMerlyn | 895 | 8 | Nov 2014 | Aug 2018 CMerlyn |
INTERNAL LIE DETECTORReal reaction I feel when I'm untruthful, whether on purpose or not.... | BobbyC1348 | 398 | 0 | Aug 2018 | |
Without SaltYou look good enough to eat If indeed we ever meet, You will surely feel the heat, When our souls collide My sweet... | rapturecapture | 467 | 11 | Aug 2018 | Aug 2018 mcradloff |
Old Yankee FarmerA traveling salesman upon meeting an old'timer Yankee farmer.... | Yankee4you | 799 | 8 | Mar 2013 | Jul 2018 godsprincess |
My Dog, The CatFor my little guy!... | K_Ann_70 | 618 | 5 | Aug 2017 | Jul 2018 Happychatty1 |
I did it (Haiku)Humorous Haiku for you....... | Yankee4you | 777 | 6 | Nov 2013 | Jun 2018 NOSTRUS |
Oscar speechJust a compilation of some speeches I've heard on different award shows, Fiona Apple, Will Smith, The guy in American Pie, the woman who swore this ye... | mcradloff | 759 | 5 | Mar 2011 | Jun 2018 NOSTRUS |
SummertimeSummertime, Ella Fitz.., what great lyrics. Here's the backwoods version.... | Oceanzest | 481 | 1 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 godsprincess |
Swipe RightSwipe right My daily rite (For as a man I need delight). Swipe left I feel bereft (Although it's quick As I am deft). Swipe right Maybe... | lovecanbereal | 590 | 4 | Jan 2018 | Feb 2018 lovecanbereal |
That is MeWell, That is me........ | SkyGoogle | 309 | 0 | Jan 2018 | |
Sweet treatsA yummy yummy couplet... | nonsmoker | 429 | 0 | Jan 2018 | |
Lucky PeasA nostalgic memory from my childhood, I was nine and it was New Year's day, we'd had our dinner, complete with peas of course. Us kid's were galavant... | Contreeashell | 388 | 2 | Dec 2017 | Dec 2017 Contreeashell |
MannishAs I look back on my adolescence I realize I was quite precocious, the folk back then called it "mannish" in regard to boy's, and "womalish" in the... | Contreeashell | 401 | 0 | Dec 2017 | |
Doctor humour 2Adapted from a Frank Carson joke... | Oceanzest | 384 | 0 | Dec 2017 | |
What's Your Elf Name? (Look and see!!! :))Little Holiday Fun... (This was taken from an untitled web source)... | Yankee4you | 846 | 7 | Dec 2012 | Dec 2017 Happychatty1 |
Doctor humourNearly Xmas, time to write some humour..... | Oceanzest | 443 | 1 | Dec 2017 | Dec 2017 K_Ann_70 |
**_**Better To Give Without Promising ... What To Promise Without Holding ...... | YOV49 | 313 | 0 | Nov 2017 | |
Mr Bean Bridget JonesI know I can relate to this poem on a couple of occasions .lol... and I wished the floor had opened up and swallowed me up, however...if not at the... | Happychatty1 | 540 | 2 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 Happychatty1 |
Laughed..I Cried :)Had such a laugh tonight, soooooo funny !!... | Happychatty1 | 690 | 5 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 Happychatty1 |
i am me by name.. tex me @ 543%--'"6775$$&-7764$'"#3466''%3456&'%3" $%5446&::'"*"&-775%';:""555*':''At least 50 scammers this week. I love it! Lol. Cafe... | cafetwo2010 | 1,057 | 14 | Dec 2016 | Nov 2017 Poetnumber1 |
simplepoems in silence sparse as winter branches leaving a few disheveled words without a script... | elo69 | 527 | 2 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 lindsyjones |
O Gee, I guess...A friend from southern rock band asked me to write a quirky song that they could use as an icebreaker. Now they want more. LOL... | AnoniAmos | 436 | 0 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 AnoniAmos |
A Funny Story in Song...Song/Artist in case you don’t know or forgot… The Night Chicago Died/Paper Lace; Photograph/Def Leppard; Sister Christian/Night Ranger; Centerfold/J.... | AnoniAmos | 538 | 0 | Nov 2017 | |
NO MORE FREEBIRD (Listen to Freebird as you sing along)There was a discussion on a band page about how entertainers are tired of being asked to sing Freebird while they are setting up. So I wrote... "Freeb... | AnoniAmos | 368 | 0 | Nov 2017 | |
The GobbledothThe Murray River is a large river in Australia....the town Murray Bridge is locally known as The Bridge....... | steve1223 | 1,028 | 4 | Jun 2011 | Nov 2017 steve1223 |
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALLShucks I turned the light back on!... | Buffybear | 495 | 2 | Oct 2017 | Oct 2017 Redex |
Scare the GhostWhen sticks brush against your window pane And moon peaks through mist and rain When shadows glide accross the walls And clinking chains dra... | cafetwo2010 | 616 | 5 | Apr 2011 | Oct 2017 godsprincess |
WHAT IS IN A NAMEJust some fun name places in Australia... | steve1223 | 689 | 7 | Sep 2017 | Oct 2017 steve1223 |
Hurry UpNothing at all... :))))... | Yankee4you | 690 | 3 | Jun 2012 | Oct 2017 Happychatty1 |
Hard timesLUV YA..... | cafetwo2010 | 1,126 | 23 | Jul 2012 | Oct 2017 SCatlyn |
Please nice ladyI could not help myself. After receiving about the tenth email today I had to let my humour run loose. One was from a woman from 'England' claiming to... | steve1223 | 706 | 7 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2017 SCatlyn |
Letter to Happygolucky4uI'm sorry Happygolucky4u that this ended up here but I passed it on to you as quickly as possible.... | steve1223 | 643 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Oct 2017 SCatlyn |
My quantum loverIt's the weekend! Let's get some poetry up in the house..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 897 | 7 | Sep 2012 | Oct 2017 lindsyjones |
Mailman's RaingearA soft gentle rain fell so had to keep my rain gear on. It looks so damn funny; the silly riding cape, the Harley biker chain, those little rubbe... | Yankee4you | 1,106 | 1 | Apr 2011 | Sep 2017 Happychatty1 |
Women (the handbag theory)* Just a bit of satire on superficiality... | lovecanbereal | 662 | 13 | Sep 2017 | Sep 2017 lovecanbereal |
incorrigibleI am no one I know you like me you aren't that good you know I'm a punk and you like when I don't give a f*ck about you and all your romance is... | eeejay | 471 | 0 | Sep 2017 | |
A Northumbrian PrayerLight hearted banter.... | Unknown | 942 | 3 | Jan 2016 | Aug 2017 Unknown |
Ladies: 'Your Profile Reality Check List'just for fun...... | cafetwo2010 | 704 | 11 | Sep 2011 | Aug 2017 godsprincess |
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