A Life Sentence
A man was sent to jail for life. He was kept at a facility without a sickbay. Inmates needing medical care were treated at the hospital in a nearby town. Any major surgery required special permission by the chief warden.After six years this man applied to have his right arm amputated. The chief warden refused permission for such a procedure to be performed.
When asked about this by the luckless inmate, who was wheeled into the office on a wheel chair, the chief warden replied:
“Shortly after you came here you had all your teeth extracted. Then your appendix was removed. Next thing your testicles were gone. Then your tonsils went. Part of your stomach and intestines were removed next; followed by one of your kidneys.”
The warden paused for a while and went on:
“Your left eye was removed two years ago. During the last year both your legs were amputated. And you have donated gallons of blood while here. I think you’re busy escaping!”
Enjoy this monday, I hope it is not blue for you.
Comments (52)
a shipment of safe coffee is on your way !!
Forget about extremities...
and go to sleep.
Yes, a beautiful bird. I don't knoe much about birds. Is that a Blue Jay? It looks like a picture I once saw.
Here I am not told to sleep. I just get very tired all of a sudden (after drinking something hot) and then I'm led off to bed.
At present I'll even fail a blood test. Even if it is a monkey puzzle.