Vocaroo

I have to laugh, I was introduced to a software program called Vocaroo by someone on this site. ONLY today , I discovered it's disclaimer. I have not laughed so much in ages.


General information

Vocaroo is a shiny new service for sending voice messages across the interwebs. It's still under development though, so problems may occur.

Help
For help using Vocaroo, please take a look at the Frequently Asked Questions page. For other kinds of help you may wish to consult your doctor or psychiatrist.
Contact us

Just send an email to contact@vocaroo.com and we'll reply ASAP.

But please do check out the help first if you have a problem.


Disclaimer

Vocaroo is provided in the hope that it will be useful, however we don't accept any responsibility for anything that happens ever (be it a result of you using this service or not). If nuclear war occurs because a Vocaroo message gets lost in the ether, it's not our fault. Disclaimers are wonderful things :)

Vocaroo is still in BETA. This means it is still being developed, tested and tweaked. Accidents may and do happen, and messages may get lost or corrupted.

So please don't use this service for anything too important.

Also, by using this service you agree that your first born child will belong to us.


Privacy

Your personal details won't be shared, blah blah blah. Your infos are safe with us. Barring any enterprising hackers taking advantage of our systems, but should that happen we are protected by our Disclaimer. We hope.

Cookies: As with most sites on the internet, tasty chocolate chip cookies are stored on your computer containing login information and suchlike. Mmmm.
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Comments (36)

Abagailwine...I know what are you doing...and no complains !!


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Wait, what am I doing, Bogart? My goodness, I believe you think the worst of me.

AND WOW, what an accent! Very nice.
ty, i am shy !!..grin . where is yours? I want to hear also....and stop complaining !!
Clearly I forgot to complain, so my apologies for that.

I have doubts about how shy you are.
thank you...very nice voicewine love that Australian accent, ... I am moving to Australia !!!!!!!!!!!!!
blushing I wasn't aware I had an accent.

You can't move here, we only let one tourist in per year... too many people and the island might sink, so we have to be careful. grin
I always thought it was a deserted island...
You are close...Shhhh don't tell anyone. There are a couple of us here, living in caves... We hold tin cans, and pull the strings really tight to communicate... Eventually our secret will come out, but for the moment... the tranquillity is lovely. bouquet
ok... i want tell anyone... but now i can understand all that complaining from down under!!
Down under you? My goodness, Bogart... it just means you aren't doing something rightwink
Timotie, you are welcome. I thought this was the funniest disclaimer I have read online. Apparently they now own my first born child too. laugh
Abagail.
What they mean by
"that you first born Child belong to Us"
This disclaimer is very tongue in cheek humour, Timotie. I really enjoy this sort of humour.
Abagail,wine no, i am not....I am going to sleep !!... grin

Take care, and thanks !!
Abagail.
Its good you enjoyed.
Stay Blessed.
I am not sure what you are thanking me for , Bogart... but you are welcome.

Pleasant dreams. Sleep well. gnite
i take the thanks back... as you complain again !!grin

stay well !!
I did not . tongue Indian giver!
Its just you cant stand the sound of each other rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wine cheers thumbs up thumbs up wave wave yay
Who can't stand the sound of each other, Waf?
You and Bogart there having a tiff laugh i was gunna record i had a play with it but thought ill wait.wine thumbs up bouquet wave
My respect. I am glad to see you in good mood
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Hello Ummka... I am always in a good mood. Well nearly always, even when I am not, I prefer to focus on the positive in life , rather than the negative.

So, could you do a voice clip, Ummka? I have no doubt that you would have an incredible accent.
Abagail.
Dn't reply to the Comment which Bother You.
Regards.bouquet
Timotie, I do not recall anything bothering me as such.
Oh MY god, K... They are hilarious. I have no idea why anyone uses Veet. My English Grandmother suggested it to me, and seriously it takes off a layer of skin! That stuff should come with a toxic warning...Because they are right, while it will remove hair... it feels the same has having sandpapered it off.

I must return to read more later, for now I am about to head to work. laugh
Hi Abagail, I suppose it depends where you would apply veet. dunno

Have a good day at work, (is it not evening for you? confused ), have to do the same. bouquet
was just passing by, saw a light on, thought i'd drop in and say hi.
So Hi Abagail,
Oh also hi to KN,
now i've said hi, i'll mosey on out again.
Ciao.wave wave wave
Hello Simmo,

I would have put the kettle on had I known you were going to arrive. coffee Nice to see you.
June, thank you for the voice message. Did I hear you correctly... your husband? ( Sorry I am at work and these office computers are not as good with sound as my home PC's. )
lololol. My mum is an Aussie.....
Hi Abagail, it's for a good cause and kudo's for helping your colleagues. thumbs up

I tried veet on my legs once, it was ok, but it's not good for your skin but not as bad as what happened in the reviews. laugh

Enjoy your weekend and hope you'll have a laugh. hug wave
Calliopesgirl ... I have always wondered about Australians who move to the USA... She is still there then? Do you ever come 'home' for a visit?


KNenagh ... Yes, it helped the guys. What's a shame is it finished in the early hours of the morning so it really cuts into my days off, but ... I would do it again to help them out.

I never really understood how my Grandmother swore by Veet considering I found the product ghastly. These days, I find the only real alternative is IPL.

Thank you. I hope you have a wonderful weekend too.

Mike... Go ahead, be brave... do try it. grin AND then you must do a review for us.
LASTEST REVIEW ON THE PRODUCT VEET
SHRUBLESS SKI SLOPES COMES COMES TO MIND rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Rumour is Mike, that you never say 'no'. Therefore if I ask nicely, will you try Veet? batting
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