Red Riding Hood Reloaded
A new look at an old story; to fit in with our changing world. You only need to merge this into the real story and you have a new one to tell your grandchildren.Grandma, mommy sent this basket of goodies to you.
Thank you my child. Put it in the kitchen and wait there for me.
But Grandma, why do you have such red ears today?
So I can hear you better my child.
But Grandma, why do you have such wide eyes today?
So I can see you better my child.
But Grandma, why do you have such an ugly face today?
Buzz off, Red Riding Hood and wait in the kitchen; I’m on the toilet!
Let’s forget about the nastiness of reality and enjoy the day,
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Comments (68)
Yes xmas nearly upon us and if we on cs can not escape now and again from reality I mean then when where can we
Great to see you around and glad you enjoyed.
I learned a new skill today from another blog. How to pay left handed compliments.
I won't test my new skills on you because you are too smart to be smart.
As for your blog...
I was born left handed and beaten the other way around by my teachers. The pens we had to use those days did not allow for left handed writing.
I still do some things left handed today and I'm fairly ambidextrous.
I was thinking of changing my name to Lavender girl
Still I am a pretty tough cookie so maybe it did me good after all.
So glad you liked it.
Enjoy this day;
for a Monday it is not very blue.
I'm really enjoying this new skill.
Ambidextrous? I could not spell it with my right hand either. It was only when I typed with my left hand that I got it right.
Oh the marvels of a spell checker.
PS
You could just start a new profile as Lavender. I can understand the difficulties in allowing the change of a handle. Every single thing you ever did on CS is tied to your handle and will be lost if you had to change your handle.
It was aimed at Catfoot,but then again if the cap fits.
Spell check
Oh god just in fun Glitch
I take it when a comment has no recipient that it is aimed at the blogger.
I must warn you though that you are putting yourself at risk of legal action. Wolves are very sensitive creatures and my just sue you for defamation of character. That is if the SPCA is not going to nail you for cruelty to animals.
Hmm, much more trouble as when a woman take her husband's name after marrying.
Gotta go now nice
zman all those roads lead to hell
I'm practicing left handed compliments. See the blog by Lgs37
For a bright girl you're not very bright today.
Interesting. Over here we say if the shoe fits.
Eishhhh
Poor Santa. Has the deer hunting been so drastic this year?
Thanks for dropping by.
Game poaching is very bad in SA too. Specially on the rhino's and elephants. I don't think the penalties are high enough.
I'm not so bright for a bright guy but I'm very bright for a dumb guy.
I like the Norwegian form of my name.
In my language it is Katvoet and that is how I'm known.
Hmm I liked that blog and I'm practicing it now and I bark quite load for a cat.
I went for this op earlier this year to reduce the size of my brains to more acceptable human standards but now my pets complain that I tell them silly jokes.
I cannot help if they find the only 2 jokes I know about humans not funny any more.