Red Riding Hood Reloaded
A new look at an old story; to fit in with our changing world. You only need to merge this into the real story and you have a new one to tell your grandchildren.Grandma, mommy sent this basket of goodies to you.
Thank you my child. Put it in the kitchen and wait there for me.
But Grandma, why do you have such red ears today?
So I can hear you better my child.
But Grandma, why do you have such wide eyes today?
So I can see you better my child.
But Grandma, why do you have such an ugly face today?
Buzz off, Red Riding Hood and wait in the kitchen; I’m on the toilet!
Let’s forget about the nastiness of reality and enjoy the day,
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Comments (68)
Fairy tales have certainly changed since I was a kid.
Funny how these errors slip in when you get older.
I t was not Zman confusing the issue. It was you.
So who forgot?
Yes indeed, I would say caught with her pants down.
but to the wrong address.
well, the lesson here is: next time lock the toilet door ! . now you know.
great one !
take care my friend !
I wonder if that longdrop had a door
because you can wriggle out of any situation.