Another Letter To Cyrano De Bergerac
It has been so long since I last wrote and you will really think that I only bring bad news to your door. But where else can I go? Here in my own country nobody takes me serious when I speak. It is true what they say about prophets not being honored in their own land.A lot of things have changed in Blogland. The trolls and their henchman have left; some by decree and other by own accord. A handful opted to stay on and it appears that they have been civilized now. It is sad that so many honored members of our society have also left for greener pastures. Their contributions to blogtax are certainly missed.
The warring clans of the past have all but buried the axe. By mutual disagreement, they disagreed to agree and as such ignore each other. A disagreement that seems to work rather well in preserving the peace.
We had a long period of peace and tranquility with only a few border infringements during the time. I’m happy to report that the insurgents were rounded up and deported every time before they could do much damage. Such cowards they are! They don’t attack us in the cities where we are strong but rather the remote farm areas where our law enforcement agency cannot police every day.
But all is not well. The Blog economy is in recession and not enough Blogtax comes in to make ends meet. The same blogs have to stay in circulation much longer now than a year ago. It is so bad that some have to pay double and even triple Blogtax to relieve the pressure on the blogs. With the decline in production, our Bitcoin currency has weakened to an all-time low and inflation is running havoc on our national budget.
The people are hungry and they’re getting restless. We have sporadic outbreaks of holy wars, which dampen the economy even further. The saddest part is that these power struggles are not between different religions but between factions within Christianity. Since the unexplained disappearance of Pope Simmo I, there appears to be no clear contender for the position and everybody seems to be competing for the post. The people fear that another holy crusade may be called soon.
To complicate matters, factions within other groups have joined forces in drawing up a petition to request the Emperor to reinstate the lion-feeding program that was initiated by one of his predecessors. The savings on strategic state resources and the increased revenue generated by entertainment tax may well tempt the Emperor to give in to their demands, which brings me to the real reason behind this letter.
With your proximity so close to the capital of the Holy Roman Empire, could you possible ask Emperor Connectus Simplex to summon the bishops and cardinals back to Nicea because the first council he held there in 325 AD (and as those that followed), created more problems than what it solved. There still is no unity or consensus amongst the Christians.
My friend, I must urge you to hurry. The time is short and the workers are few.
A wonderful day to all of you and may the Force be with you.
Comments (20)
Nope, I'm back here where I started.
the only thing I like from France is cognac
I'm busy with it now but I'd rather start with a clean slate.
I have reformatted and reloaded my machine twice since I left.
And?
The long ones with brimstone etc. I avoid on purpose.
And? Oh, I decided to let the chickens feed in the house to keep the yard clean.
Nothing serious this time. Just a bit of mocking with the warring factions.
nothing lasts forever...anger subsides and once again bloggers are at peace...but i do miss the old crew including pope simmo...
I wonder if it will work. A Christian is suppose to turn the other cheek and to forgive 490 times. While he/she does not always practice this, he/she may just fall back on it when he/she realizes that what is about to happen, may mean the end of his/her life. I mean you have to get your sins forgiven before you die and the way I understand it (forgive our sins as we forgive them), you cannot expect forgiveness while you still bear a grudge.
Yes, I miss a lot of people and I suspect that I know where they are these days. It is sad that they found reason to depart for greener pastures.
IF YOU ARE IN CONTACT WITH THEM LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE MISSED...
No, I'm not but a lot of people here are. I am busy creating the mechanism to establish contact but I'm a slow worker.