Horoscopes Reloaded 1
Sometimes a person can run out of ideas to blog about. When you are a compulsive blogger as I am and just have to blog, you can come up with the most boring themes.
Today is such a day and I thought it well to give you my take on people born under the Zodiac sign of Aries. It is not all my own work as I relied on copying and pasting to some extend. There were so many sites involved and I not going to give credit to anybody as the same content were often duplicated in other sites making it impossible to recognize the original poster. In fact, the internet is riddled with this topic and it must be hollow by now.
Aries
Birth date: 21 March - 19 April
Aries is a sheep… sorry, I mean a ram. Sheepishness is not in his nature (see Pisces in chapter 12). His nature is butting heads. Sheep say Baahhh. Rams say Baaahhkkk OFF - and you better. Every Aries is pushy and knows everything, and they always cut against convention; so just get out of the way, ok?
People born under this sign believe that God is an Aries, demand undue respect and will force people to address them as "Master" if given the opportunity. They will often sign off their emails with "Your Leader”, “Your Overlord”, or “Your Chief”, etc. They are the most likely to go off on wild campaigns like “Save The Black Rhino” and to hell with the white Rhino. They like to meddle in the affairs of other people and will think nothing about re-organizing the potted plants in a neighbor’s garden during the night.
They will rarely say one thing and do another - they usually do things without discussing it. Never point this out unless if you want your eyes pulled out through your nose. They love Pisceans because they make them feel well grounded.
They will use guns to describe philosophical concepts. Whether they live in a palace or a cardboard shack, they will insist until death that it is exactly what they always wanted.
They made all their life decisions as a toddler. Many will marry several times (just for the hell of it) but never divorce. Their spouses have many freak accidents resulting in death or crippling injury.
Aries is ruled by Mars, god of "I Win, you Lose".
If you have murderous intent then either you or the voices in your head were born under this star sign.
Well, this is my take on Aries. During the next few weeks, I will bring you the other star signs whenever I have nothing better to blog about.
A marvelous day to all of you. Hang tight, the weekend is closing in.
Comments (96)
Hmm, I seldom switch my laptop off. I'm logged on even when I use it for other things. CS kick me off from time to time but then I just log in when I want to be on CS again.
Go head on girl! With your bad self.
Be a pingumbird!...
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A penquin? Were you in a convent? I once had a nun for a girlfriend once. I gotta nun in the morning and I gotta nun at night.
But are you some fish with feathers or a bird that cannot fly?
Oooh.. It's 15 years ago and now you are making me miss my big beloved pinguin..
Sorry for deserting you but I've been dusting myself in the shower.
It is way past midnight. Will have to leave for Lala Land shortly.
Jeepers!! That is a monster penguin.
Where was that? It looks like a kiddie's museum.
Is that you standing beside Big Bird? Of so! You are shorter then me. Atlest I'm 5.1. And you is 4.5.....
But we don't know how tall the penguin was or how high the ceiling was we could work it out more or less but not all ceiling are at the same height. But assuming the ceiling is about 2.6m from the ground, Id say she is exactly 5ft 1 inch.
The truth is, I peeped at her profile.
I plan to do them all and will keep it in mind that you are Sagittarius.
I will probably only do one per week and Sagittarius is ninth in the row. Maybe I can fit two in a blog to speed it up a bit. I'll see what I can do.