Good New Is Good News
This morning I woke up with wonderful news in my inbox. I got an email from the International FIFA World Cup Online Lottery informing me that I have won a large sum of money.
The message read:
Subject:
FROM THE FIFA LOTTERY 2015
Message:
Attn beneficiary your won price of 15m has been isued and prepared for dispatch by the paying bank call your agent Tony Smith on O87 555 8888 immediately to avoid diqualifications.
I have changed the contact name and phone number just in case there is a rogue lurking here amongst us who may try to usurp my winnings. This is the first time in my life that I won something. Nobody is going to deprive me of it.
I’m going to get drunk for a week and then I will have a three-month pub crawl so I can decide what to do with my new riches. If you need funds for a good course, you’re welcome to apply. I will gladly oblige. No scammers please, I can smell you a mile off.
I’m a little surprised that an organization like FIFA can use such poor grammar and I would have expected them to use a spell checker. Do they have no pride in what they do? And why will they be using a Yahoo mail address? I always imagined that FIFA would have its own domain name.
But I’m not going to split hair. I have 15 million reasons to be happy. Hey! 15 million what? Euros, US$, Rand? I must phone again to ask the guy. I hope it is not Zim Dollars. Anyway, I’m off to the bank to send the R10,000 to facilitate the transfer of funds to my banking account.
I hope your day started as well as mine.
Comments (16)
Fifa is distributing mishandled funds.
I am taking this very seriously. I have already sent the R10,000 facilitation fee. I'm waiting for the bank transfer now.
No news is good news, now Good News is Good News! Whatever NEXT!
Now glad to hear of your new found wealth though
Angel, will be on offering her help at reduced cost of course
Mind your mailbox will be overflowing with all those lovely girlies...
Yes, I know I said 'no news is good news' but that was before I won this lottery. Money talks, and I'm a good listener if it talks the right language. And to date all that my money ever said was 'Good Bye'.
Not this Tony Smith guy. He has such an honest voice. Mind you. his accent does not sound like a Tony Smith.
They must have some patronage otherwise they would have stopped long time ago. As the say, fools and their money are easily parted.
More shoes and handbags? Women!!!
Ps. Genuine leather or genuine faked?
And I only go for the real stuff
Whhat?
Sure I am sincerely saying that from the bottom of my heart.
Whhaat?
No, I am not asking you to share some amount with me.
Whaat?
Noo I am not lying!
I know.
But I'm too modest to say it myself.
You will have to do better. I get many promising offers like the one I just received.
Hello Catfoot,
How are you and how was your night ? I went through your profile you look nice and sound fascinating, I am looking for a long term relationship with that special man to love and cherish with all my heart. I would really like to know you more if you dont mind, you can drop me your contact because i know it is late and you might not be online. I will be looking forward to read from you soon.
I care,