A Beauty Contest.

What a super idea. It is about time that we see who is who in this zoo, time for all these beautiful lassies on CS to display their assets above their shoulders.flirty

But nobody older than fifty may enter this contest, not even if you look as if you are only thirty. All ages will be verified. To make it fair, those under thirty may not wear make-up. Reasonable, is it? See it as a sort of a handicap to level the field.grin

But if you’re too old to enter, don’t despair or feel left out. You, the beauties of yesterday, will be the judges of today. Unless of course, if you look twenty years younger than what you really are. We cannot intimidate the contestants with such eternal beauty, can we?shock

This is your opportunity to be judgmental without any fingers being pointed at you.devil
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Hi Cat! Who is 50? shimmy
hmmm you like to play 'pick a box' on AVBOB's stoep giggle
Hi Calleis,
I don't know. I don't pry. But who worries about 50. 51 seems to be the dangerous age. I can still remember (can you believe it) when I was 51. It was a difficult year. I could not accept that I was getting older and I was drinking too much at the time. I was living in the past, imagining that I was still 30.
doh wave
Hi Cocheta,
Did I say something wrong?dunno
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Beauty is something rather subjective. dunno

Different people have different things that float their boat (thankfully), so there usually is something out for everyone. conversing

Some people also don't have an accurate self-image. wave
Every beauty contest has its rules. doh
But, do we only need to put our best shape to the plate, or do we have to offer our documents? help cheering
Hi KN
There is nothing like a bit of ego. One has to have a high self-esteem to get somewhere on the Internet in life.

And you won't know how carefully I had to formulate the rules to exclude a sure winner. What is the point of a contest if the winner is known before the contest.doh
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Calleis,
We will have to verify age. There are too many thirteen-year old members here.
laugh hug wave
If someone is a winner it will simply show itself methinks. wave
Cat,wave you are so unfair. very mad Today I sent my dysfunctional asset above my shoulders to the service center. frustrated frustrated so nothing to display.blues sigh

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This is only an x-ray. grin doh laugh
ok, Cat. The show can go! I have combed my hair already to a pony. Any permission necessary - I mean from a parent or so..dunno laugh
KN
That is exactly what I said the other day. If you need to tell people how good you are, you cannot be that good, otherwise it it would have shown.

What's the use of saying you're happy while your eyes tell a different story?confused
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Look, people just have to sort themselves out. dunno Reality might be a different planet depending which milky way you're on, as long as the aliens keep away from mine, I'm happy. conversing
Hi KN
That is the problem. The Aliens.transport
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Calleis,
Don't worry. the judges will have the final say.laugh
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If I had a fan list like that I won't publicize it at all. cool

Can all those people be wrong?dunno
laugh You know I was looking at some beauties from S. Africa.
I found one close to my age, and I swear she looks twenty years
younger! Too good to be true, I told myself.
moping
@Cat...most mirrors tell the truth or so I'm told..grin

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Ps..bought mine cheaply at the nearest Excitement Store rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
thumbs up That about sums it up.rolling on the floor laughing
Cat, as we oldies are to be judges can I just correct a slight oversight on your part, before we can allow entry to the competition we'll need a full CV & MENSA membership number before applications can be considered professor grin
Hi Kitty
If only others saw is the way we saw ourselves. Or worse, what if we could see us the way others see us.doh
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Pedal
Yes it does.
Z
I will see to it that the rules are amended to include your suggestions. However, I will have to check the constitution. I may require a referendum to be held.
doh dunno wave
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