Inanimate Love
Object sexuality or objectophilia is where humans are attracted to inanimate objects, They often feel love and commitment and believe that objects have souls, intelligence and feelings as well as being able to communicate.Ive blogged about shopping trolleys, Toasters and today Ive mentioned my collection of cheese graters. In my case it seems I am attracted to smaller domestic items, Ive read about women in love with concrete and one who actually married the Eifle tower
Having once dated a shopping trolley I know too well what happens when seduced by other objects, let's just say it ended badly when I had an affair with a coffee machine.
Im not saying I dont like women, I love women, I love everything about them, a woman's smile, their soft skin, their eyes and scent are man's gifts from the gods.
Lets see how many of you out there admit you like inanimate objects...
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I dont need to compete with Madam Biff, but while we wait how about a baby picture?
Bring a spare pair of pants....
If I had it, I would keep it in an aquarium and watch it hatch.
WHAT was that you said, some are
Do you look after the trollies in andulucia???
The tall ships will start off their soon too, so the place will be heaving. Full of trollied people badgering for fist in line to see start off.
Jealouse trollies now i'v heard it all
I do think Biff, Molly and I should collaborate on a book of short stories...along with help from the good people here in CS blogland.
another expert to recruit is Daniela who once 'stuttered' the same comment about 20 time on a blog of mine when I was having another competitive moment
but for now I have to get back to what I was doing when I popped in to play
Well I do not drive anymore map and yes I have seen those orange thingies in Blyth, I bet if you swore it would have echoed in there.
They are going to build miles of windmills out at sea there so Blyth can have free leckie. Big stuff going on there these days. Drugs being driven out and kids encouraged to go into engineering to help with the laying of the windmills etc.
when they have them built I will go along the front and see if the talk same lingo as me
Redex...We all make typos, You must be very excited to be typing that fast!
Ok, I have decided to stop calling my garden a garden after seeing what a real garden looks like
I am out in my grey area trying to get green things to grow in it
Molly, Im sure your garden looks great, the weather here is better for gardens but soon the heat will come...thankfully I have a computerised watering system that only uses nebulisers, it works well and cools the gardens down.
Here are my plums dangling in all their glory.