Extinction of humankind
What could lead to the extinction of humankind?Nuclear Holocaust
• Super powers arguing about trivial rubbish and those able to press the button are clueless.
• North Korea’s Kim Jong-un finds out he has a girl’s name and nukes the shite out of the world in revenge.
Biological Pandemic
• Rise of the soft shites, all getting a cold that mutates and kills everyone.
• Cows, pigs and chickens etc. gain the same rights as humans due to the EU court of human rights, Humans have to eat vegetables and the farts cause some sort of disease.
Gamma Ray (Sun burst)
• The sun has a hissy fit and lashes out burning us all to a crisp.
Alien Invasion
• The (alleged) frozen buggers they have found under the Antarctic defrost and take revenge on humans for global warming and waking them up.
Rise of the machines
• Toasters, kettles and robotic paint sprayers have an epiphany and realise they are slaves, they revolt and stop working, sneak into your bedrooms at night and gang rape us before killing us.
• Computers lock humans out and chat amongst themselves, humans are unable to cope and commit suicide.
What do you think will lead to our extinction?
Comments (43)